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Title: Who knew? Post by: Galmort on July 13, 2004, 07:08:07 PM Quote cyborghampster1: LOL nice i hope u get arrested Auto response from Bufflehead9: hold up people, there is a cop at my door. supposedly i shot somebody wawa is what i say to that, but i guess its against the law or something so w/e i'll be back in a bit cyborghampster1: so wuts up wit the cop Bufflehead9: i dono, apparently shooting someone with your bb gun is against the law cyborghampster1: LOL really cyborghampster1: whod u shoot? Bufflehead9: my fucking fatass neighbor cyborghampster1: LOL Bufflehead9: she's a bitch Bufflehead9: so i shot her cyborghampster1: LOL ni ce cyborghampster1: so how long u up the river for? Bufflehead9: don't know yet, i have to go to court cyborghampster1: LOL cyborghampster1: LMAO cyborghampster1: so wut happened cyborghampster1: LOL lipinski doesnt believe that u did cyborghampster1: btw good job on shooting someone cyborghampster1: finally unleashing some of that inner rage Bufflehead9: yea i know, my neighbor's still at the hospital. LOL cyborghampster1: at the hospital? cyborghampster1: jees cyborghampster1: did u shoot her in the eye? Bufflehead9: no, in her freaking huge ass cyborghampster1: LOL Bufflehead9: honestly, i hope she moves now cyborghampster1: LOL Bufflehead9: she gives fricken tofu bars for halloween cyborghampster1: LOL cyborghampster1: so whyd u shoot her again? Bufflehead9: swear to god she does, cyborghampster1: LOL Bufflehead9: i don't know, because she's been there my whole life and i'm sick of her Bufflehead9: so i shot her cyborghampster1: LOL os u just went out and shot her cyborghampster1: u need a reason or u goin to juvy Bufflehead9: she was out gardening...bending over and exposing things i didn't care to see Bufflehead9: so i said screw it, got my bb gun, and shot her cyborghampster1: LOL cyborghampster1: and she knew it was u Bufflehead9: yea, you should've seen her though, it ws so worth it cyborghampster1: LOL cyborghampster1: whatd she do? Bufflehead9: she jumped up faster than she's ever moved in her entire life cyborghampster1: LOL cyborghampster1: how do u know cyborghampster1: have u watched her her intire life Bufflehead9: figure of speech fool cyborghampster1: LOL shure queer cyborghampster1: fat banging queer mothing cyborghampster1: *Mother Bufflehead9: so anyways, her husband comes running outside swinging his 12 guage around, i fuckin gun it back inside, i came in here and haven't gotten up since Bufflehead9: except when the cops came to the door cyborghampster1: LOL nice cyborghampster1: idle hands head for the genitals cyborghampster1: so they thought it was a real gun? Bufflehead9: of course it was a real gun, just because its not deadly doesn't mean its not a real gun cyborghampster1: LOL i mean it didnt have real rounds cyborghampster1: hello? Bufflehead9: woops, had to tellthe story to everyone else too Bufflehead9: it was still a gun nonetheless and thats illegal and not a word of it is true LOL Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on July 13, 2004, 07:35:44 PM ever tried a BB shot gun? i havent but it looks mighty fun. so he didnt shoot the fat women?
Title: Who knew? Post by: Galmort on July 13, 2004, 07:58:38 PM there wasn't even a fat woman to shoot :P , all lies brought to you by yours truly
Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on July 13, 2004, 08:26:20 PM *begins tutting but then ends up chuckling*
Title: Who knew? Post by: Perdition on July 14, 2004, 02:48:23 AM lmao. galmort thats hilirious. course when they find out you're lying you will forever be known as the person that lies but it's still funny
Title: Who knew? Post by: Lord Lanair on July 14, 2004, 03:38:43 AM Quote there wasn't even a fat woman to shoot :P , all lies brought to you by yours truly If you're going to lie, the first rule is to make it completely up. No truth whatsoever. :) Niiiiiiiice... that was a great read! LOL LOL LOL Title: Who knew? Post by: opperdude on July 14, 2004, 12:46:59 PM Quote ever tried a BB shot gun? i havent but it looks mighty fun. so he didnt shoot the fat women? LOL nice story :) and in the summer 1 year ago in spain we had people across the street on balconies and we used to shoot at each other with BB guns for fun :) then one of the guys got himself a BB shotgun, but i don't think it shoots any harder then a normal BB gun, i also saw one in a shop there and it had the same price of a normal BB gun, i didn't get it because i found it too big to carry around with... Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on July 14, 2004, 05:45:07 PM you can get dinky little ones that fire 3 or 4 and arent too big
Title: Who knew? Post by: Lord Lanair on July 15, 2004, 03:32:28 AM And... who will you fire it at? :P
Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on July 15, 2004, 11:17:39 AM hey lanair you dropped your wallet...
Title: Who knew? Post by: Galmort on July 15, 2004, 05:03:41 PM here let me get that for you :P
Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on July 15, 2004, 06:02:42 PM *shoots gal*
Title: Who knew? Post by: Galmort on July 15, 2004, 06:51:42 PM [QUEER]Oh no you didn't[/QUEER] -_-
Title: Who knew? Post by: RipperRoo on July 15, 2004, 11:24:34 PM Quote [QUEER]Oh no you didn't[/QUEER] -_- Ahaha, Gals queer. XD Title: Who knew? Post by: Lord Lanair on July 16, 2004, 03:16:47 AM As long as we're sticking our asses in the air.... I nominate mole to go second! LOL
Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on July 16, 2004, 09:43:00 AM *shoots self in the ass* aha new toy for the bondage cuboard *throws the gun to lanair*
Title: Who knew? Post by: Lord Lanair on July 17, 2004, 08:07:48 AM Er... ripper's third!
*shoots ripper in the ass* :D Title: Who knew? Post by: Galmort on July 22, 2004, 05:52:52 AM Quote Bufflehead9: i'm kinda pissed off Bufflehead9: just so joo know cyborghampster1: why? cyborghampster1: cpirt cyborghampster1: *court? Bufflehead9: well, that adds to it... cyborghampster1: then why Bufflehead9: they sentenced me to pay her hospital bill and 200 hrs. community service. stupid fucktards cyborghampster1: LOL HAH cyborghampster1: wuts her hospital bill? cyborghampster1: like a dollar Bufflehead9: only about 200 dollars...it could be worse cyborghampster1: LOL why 200? Bufflehead9: cuz its a hospital what do you expect? cyborghampster1: so the docter could touch her fast ass and crank one out? Bufflehead9: i dono, they gotta use some sort of special tool. apparently i shot it at too close range, its deep Bufflehead9: i dono cyborghampster1: LOL hows it deep Bufflehead9: well, i've got a powerful gun... cyborghampster1: LOL Bufflehead9: so its like 7 inches LOL cyborghampster1: LOL DAMN Bufflehead9: yea i know Bufflehead9: they said there could have been some serious damage Bufflehead9: and i'm like darn cyborghampster1: LOL cyborghampster1: LMAO Bufflehead9: well seriously, i wouldnt've cared... Bufflehead9: except it would've been bad for me cyborghampster1: LOL cyborghampster1: yeah LOL Bufflehead9: so i dono, i gotta go clean urinals in a week Bufflehead9: its fucked cyborghampster1: wtf? cyborghampster1: thats messed up Bufflehead9: well, i mean, i have to go clean bathrooms Bufflehead9: and its like park facilities that never get cleaned, its gonna suck cyborghampster1: yeah LOL Bufflehead9: and thats only for 2 hours UGH! 2 down, 298 to go my god cyborghampster1: LOL and the lie goes on :) Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on July 22, 2004, 11:42:08 AM uhhh :blink: 7 inches into the ass... on soem people that would be out the other side...BB's tend not to pierce the skin too :rolleyes:
Title: Who knew? Post by: Perdition on July 22, 2004, 12:25:25 PM the fact that he/she/it still believed you after that is hilirious. LOL
Title: Who knew? Post by: Lord Lanair on July 23, 2004, 03:34:33 AM I feel sorry for your... "cerebrally challenged" friend. LOL
How long is this gonna go on for? :P Title: Who knew? Post by: Stuf on July 23, 2004, 06:31:19 AM damn austrailian, he will believe anything
plus i know Galmort in person Title: Who knew? Post by: matt_the_shark on July 23, 2004, 06:41:06 AM /me tries to think if he knows stuf, but gets confused and takes a nap instead :P
Title: Who knew? Post by: FragMaster1972 on July 23, 2004, 08:51:09 AM why does that name sound familiar? :unsure:
Title: Who knew? Post by: Godfather on October 21, 2005, 06:13:39 PM Ahh!
Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on October 21, 2005, 07:12:35 PM Quote *shoots self in the ass* aha new toy for the bondage cuboard *throws the gun to lanair* ahaha! *blows the cobwebs away from the bondage cuboard* i missed you!!!! mwaahahah *tries to remember where the key is* Title: Who knew? Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 05:21:37 AM Good old memories..
Title: Who knew? Post by: Lord Lanair on October 22, 2005, 05:37:52 AM :huh:
Of the bondage cupboard or the story...? :blink: Title: Who knew? Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 06:26:30 AM The story, I don't take part in your lame bondage activities.
Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on October 22, 2005, 04:27:32 PM *shoots GF with a BB gun* blasphemy!
Title: Who knew? Post by: Galmort on October 22, 2005, 04:34:47 PM dangit poiley why'd you bring this out? that was pretty retarded LOL...
Title: Who knew? Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 06:30:02 PM I could probably find more.
The age of reviving old topics is upon us! Title: Who knew? Post by: matt_the_shark on October 22, 2005, 07:42:34 PM *takes another BB gun and shoots gf with it*
no reviving old topics for new people! *wags finger* :P Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on October 22, 2005, 07:45:33 PM hehehe
i found the key, it was in the everythin-bad-proof safe, the one i stole and hid the mountains of cookies in Title: Who knew? Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 09:07:10 PM If you shoot me one more time... I will revive every topic I can find! In any forum!
Title: Who knew? Post by: RipperRoo on October 22, 2005, 09:50:56 PM *Shoots Godfather*
Title: Who knew? Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 10:40:06 PM all right, it's on
Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on October 22, 2005, 11:32:59 PM your so gonna get banned! im loving this
Title: Who knew? Post by: Lord Lanair on October 23, 2005, 05:01:01 AM Hehe... this is funny though! LOL
Title: Who knew? Post by: underruler on October 23, 2005, 05:29:13 AM Quote *takes another BB gun and shoots gf with it* I would prefer if people called him Godfather or GD or something like that so I don't think you want to shoot your girlfriend. Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on October 23, 2005, 05:06:45 PM yea i kept reading that and
HOLY FUCK! you know with my spammer group limitations that should have taken me... 1 hour and 15 minutes to post that many times ...you know you get no post counts for posting in the temple LOL Title: Who knew? Post by: Godfather on October 23, 2005, 05:07:33 PM That's why I posted here... I knew people would get pissed if I did it anywhere else.
Title: Who knew? Post by: mole on October 23, 2005, 08:00:19 PM if your gonna do it atleast do it tastefully. make your own thread and spam that to shit
Title: Who knew? Post by: Godfather on October 23, 2005, 08:10:23 PM Nah, I like this better.
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