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Ok is there anything better than cheese and crackers...besides fried chicken?

Yeah. Cheese /on/ crackers. :P

oooo tea time

I don't get putting cream in tea....it's kind of odd.

a cream tea is nice though...scones...*mouth waters*

ooo scones :wub:  

oh please dont i really want one now  :miffed:  

hmmm i gotta find a translater once...

best snack ever is 'buggles en smeerkaas' in dutch and it would be something like 'buggles and creamy-smearable cheese' in english :unsure:  

bagles and cream cheese?

moley you brought them up :rolleyes:

 

spicy chicken owns :cool:

There's all different kinds of spicy chicken...what kind were you refering to?

I like Schezuan ooooooohh were you talking about like spicy buffalo wings?

yeah, that's what i meant :D

Cheese and crackers... that's making me hungry.  Smores are better, though. :D  

Um....sure they are...  :paranoid:  

Nah... spicy food is the best.  Especially the stuff that completely fries your mouth and leaves you suffering minutes after you eat it!  LOL  

like indian food.  that stuff rocks

oh curry.

Garlic, spicey or BBQ chicken are all nice


shame on me  :(  

I must agree with mole on that list!  Yum! :D  

Never had Indian food but I like curry.

...id hit you but i feel nice...indian food would be curry  :P


oh! and i just ate chicken!

oh! and i have got my grubby mitts on pink wafers!!  :rolleyes:  

I meant like *real* Indian food.  Curry is kind of American Indian food.

/me bops mole on the head.

...WHAT? your so american! CURRY IS AN INDIAN FOOD!

nah what I think she's saying is curry is very americanized these days.  technically it's still indian but it's nothing special anymore because it's so common.  notice the *s around real?

Both chicken Vindaloo and Phaal are spicier than a curry dish.   :D  

but they are curry dishes, you get them at a curry house... i give up gonna find some food

I like breakfast sausage...I don't get people who like bacon better.

Greasy food for breakfast is wrong.

cereal only ever replaces by toast unless i skip breakfast

But it sure tastes good.

cooked breakfast physically hurts me

Aye. I'd be sick if I had to eat eggs, sausage and/or bacon in the morning.

Ok Ok Here's two things I thinks is better than cheese and crackers...1. Any kind of finger foods (fish sticks, chicken fingers, french fries etc.) and 2. PANCAKES PANCAKES PANCAKES! To quote Stewie from Family Guy "CLICK CLICK BLOODY CLICK PANCAKES!" LOL  

I stop and get sausage, egg, and cheese sandwhices all the time. they rock.  :)  

HERE HERE! :D  

Once in a while is ok...not too often.  I don't eat breakfast a lot.

pancakes are good anytime....so is breakfast... :D  

ooo I made pancakes on monday and they were actually edible.  it was great.   course I forgot to add baking soda so they were really flat but they were still yummy.

awww wish I had been there I haven't had pancakes in so long  :(  

*hands Chauncey a plate of pancakes*  enjoy :)

YAY PANCAKES!!!!!!! I LOVE PANCAKES!!!! OH MY GOD THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!!!! I LOVE PANCAKES...oh and crack yes I love crack...I"M ABSOLUTELY COOCOO FOR CRACK!

hehe.  Stewie rocks

HERE HERE  :D  

I want my own stewie.  not saying I want to go off and get preggers but  it would be fun to have an evil little kid like him.  maybe not have but like babysit every once in a while.  just for the entertainment value.

that would indeed rule, reminds me of Goodman eh Under?

eh...waffles are better...pancakes get all cakey in my mouth which makes me want to puke.

I want you to take all your money out of T-Bills and put it into *THWACK* Waffles tasty waffles with lots of syrup! LOL FAMILY GUY OWNS!

I'm going to eat your cat.

which one?
WOOT I"M A TROOPER!

Took you a while...

If you don't get which one CHauncey, I'll just eat both.

hey saves me money on cat food  :hehe:  

LOL.  cant imagine cat tasting that great

It's all meat.  I doubt Chauncey could tell the difference. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

"Cat- the other white meat."

This coming from me, but still...  LOL  

so would cat count as eating pussy?  LOL

playing out the obvious joke.  :P  

You people just create these threads to spam...

*begins clapping* did you have to open the thread to deduce this?

milk is great it substitutes food because its juts as filling

Milk is kind of gross.  It gives me flem.  Chauncey STFU.

Milk is only good in chocolate form or cereal

wierdos, milks great ON ITS OWN adding things spoils the effect

Ur Santa Claus in disguise aren't u mole? LOL  

ye and im coming early so get those mince pies out  ;)  

I never got the whole mince meat pie thing...and steak and kidney pie...

Why would ruin a glorious thing?

Pie is meant for dessert, not for the main course! :angry:  

No pie is meant for all the time you stupid.

I guess it all depends on the kind of pie yes?  :huh:  

No kidney pies...kidneys are for urine and blood.

and for giving to your elders when they've lost their own.

If they're that old you should just put them out of their misery.  You inconsiderate bastard :cry:.  

I made dinner tonight....and I'm surprised it was good.

Just like to say: Mince pie = yum yum yum.  :D  

Why does it have a gross name then?

Ummmm...... :unsure:

I call it mince meat, but that's even worse, no? LOL

Besides, it's sweet- wouldn't you like it, under? :)

You don't put meat in it do you?  That sounds bad.

No, it's raisins, um... other fruit, and some other stuff.  Funny, I love the pie, but can't name what's in it....  LOL  

ew...raisins are gross.  That's why I don't like some carrot cakes.

:huh:

Raisins are great... saaaay, don't you live in California?  I thought raisins were a huge thing over there.  LOL

Carrot cakes are really good.  :D  

I like carrot cakes, but I don't like raisins.  Maybe you like them b/c you're old.  No I think everything produce is a big thing over here.

raisins cause lesbian tendancies

why's that?
 :blink:  

hell if I know.  something I came across a while ago.

ripper do you eat raisins? i like saltanas more

Errr no?

your lesbianenenenism must be inbred then

Saltanas?  They sound like they came from satan.

Sultanas. Which are just seedless raisins.

I thought raisins were supposed to be seedless...

Depends what type you get, I guess.

Why are raisins always made of purple grapes?

taste alot different

I don't taste the difference between the green and purple ones.

I do...and the textures different too

But they're grapes.  I can only see the difference in the shape.

grapes-healthy-yucky

What should I have for dinner today?

1. Pizza (Large, with extra cheese.)
2. Noodles with cheese (mature, creamy cheddar & mild, Irish cheddar) and ketchup.
3. Pasta with cheese (as above) and ketchup.
4. Tinned potatoes and cheese (as above) and baked beans.
5. Something else?

I'm thinking maybe noodles + cheese at the moment, but I dunno.

Anything, but do me the pizza, IM HUNGRY! Wheres my tea? Damn slaves!

Well I'm doing noodles, because they're quickest and I'm hungry.

no pizza please  :miffed: i had spicey pizza last night and beer and ...no, very bad

ketchup does not go on noodles SS  :hmmm:  

:hmmm: Yes it does. It goes very nicely on cheese+noodles.

:hmmm: no it doesn't.  ketchup + noodles *and* cheese = puke fest

:miffed: You're weird.

Yea...and then look who's talking.

But how can you not like cheese, ketchup and noodles all mixed up together?

*vomits* EW NOODLES CHEESE AND KETCHUP = !!!!!:boo:!!!!!  

SS: Maybe my tastebuds are more refined than yours

puke puke

dude, that's icky  :huh:  

I would like it!  :P

There- a little support for SS.  But just think- ketchup is like tomato sauce, and you put tomato sauce on noodles often!  ;)  

totally different texture and taste between ketchup and sauce, they just have the same base...

I think of them as interchangable....  though ketchup on eggs sounds better than tomato sauce on them.  ;)  

yea, but you also like macs.  :hmmm:

eggs with ketchup is teh shit.  :)  

Hmmmm.... what about Tabasco sauce and eggs (with a litle bit of ketchup)?  :D  

Eggs and Ketchup is bitchin' I'll give ya that.

Uh? Ketchup and Tomato Sauce are just different words for the same thing? :huh:

oh yum Tom. sauce and cheese is great

Ahahahha, the Americans crack me up.

That would make waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much sense for it to be true. they're different things.  <_<  

Are they the same thing in the UK?

yes thats the point. i think it also depends where you live and what kinda class your in, if you live in wales it tends to be ketchup here its tomato sauce

Wait, so what's the difference between (tomato) ketchup and tomato sauce over there?

Ketchup is something that u put on Burgers or Hot Dogs or eggs....Tomato Sauce is put on noodles...

:blink:

Ok, you've got Heinz over there, yeah?

This stuff:
(http://www.creativemag.com/images2002/npheinzbottomsup.jpg)

Often used for chips, hot dogs, noodles, burgers, and so on...

not to be confused with tomate pure (e with the french thing i think)

Tomato Puré ... Italian I think?



....hmm, this is what you USians think tomato sauce is, isn't it:

(http://www.cfarm.com/muirglen/images/products/28246lg.jpg)


You know the difference between noodles & pasta, yeah? :unsure:

yucky.

wtf is ketchup anyway? it always sounds childish and made up

Eh? You feeling okay mole?

So SS what is the difference between noodles and pasta?  :hmmm:  

well ive always called it sauce and i get prickely when people call it ketchup for some reason, its juts sounds stupid

Pasta is made out of pasta, and noodles isn't.

Uh. Ok. *goes to check packagings*
Pasta is just wheat. Durum wheat.
Noodles is wheat flour and salt, and other stuff (not sure which of the other ingredients are the flavourings)

Noodles are a lot lighter & eaten by Chinese people.
Pasta is heavier & eaten by Italian people.

Tomato Puré is good for Pasta.
Tomato Ketchup is good for Noodles.

You can get Egg Noodles, which are more like Pasta though.

Noodles:Egg Noodles is like Hot Dogs:Frankfurters.

mole, you're nuts. Cashew nuts. I don't know what they taste like.

People from the UK are weird.  They don't speaky teh lingy.

Nah, people from the UK aint weird. I am. :P

No, you Yanks are the wierd ones, we invented the god damn language and youve wrecked it!

I know you guys have sexy accents. :D  who likes spam?

Heh. There are probably as many different accents in the UK as there is in the US.

Yorkshire, Welsh, Scottish, Southern, Proper English, Northern Irish, Liverpudlian, Essex, Cornish, Cockney, etc...



As for spam, that's a bit like corned beef isn't it? The only meat I eat is chicken, or turkey sometimes.

Spam is the pork version of corned beef... its utterly disgusting.

You guys aren't Asian though.  I <3 spam.  It tastes good w/ egg and rice.

Being asian gives you an excuse to like crap food?

Guess so...and hey we did with the language what we do with everything else, take it...make it what we think is better...and then claim it as our own creation.  :D  

Hahahahaha! :D :hehe:

Spam is food for survivors.  When there's a nuclear war and nothing grows there will be spam.

LOL When there's a nuclear war... very optimistic!

just like the humping monkays :monkey:

mole you are so smart.

SS: Of course there's going to be a nuclear war...and if there isn't one...I'll make sure it happens.

Pffft. You can't have a nuclear war without nuclear weapons, and all I need to do is eradicate them before WWIII and we'll be fine. ;)

wow thats great. word war, i get to be the only smartest human on earth and i get to share it with spam and animal sex.

EDIT

this sint the dream thread?

Rofl, you tit. XD

bah you can't do that b/c you look like a terrorist. :P

its extremely hard to univent somthign without the help of another dark ages...the only way youll do that is with a nuclear war

don't you guys watch family guy?  the only food source that would survive that are twinkies.  

sooooo, if i want to survive a nuclear war, i should build a bomb shelter made out of twinkies?
meh, so long as i have my ramen to eat, im fine with that

yup. :)

Make sure you don't start eating the walls until after the radiation dissipates!  LOL  

great episode  LOL  

and bring  chicks to repopulate the world ;)

hehehe multiple stewie-pusses, "Victory is ours!"

are we talking chicks like....girls? or chicks....like baby chickens?  

girls.  cept girls sounds like 7 year olds and women sounds like 40 year olds.  so I call em chicks :)

JELLO!

Jello and spam...

twinkies are too pastry like so there for very pansyish.

ah ok I understand. :D  

But... I like them!  They taste good... deep fried (nah, haven't had 'em that way yet)!  :D  

IF you go to the fair they deep fry those and snickers bars.

I never said twinkies weren't good, but they wouldn't last a nuclear blast like spam.

Spam is created when they irradiate normal ham!  LOL

You can't tell me that the mess of goop that spam comes in isn't sexy...

:drool: Note: SS we should get a :drool: emote.

I am not doing a drooling emote. :hmmm:

if you could get the awesome color of lime jello and mix it with the kickass flavour of strawberry jello that would be awesome

doesn't red and green make brown or something?

something like that

brown food doesn't really appeal to me.

nonono  it would be green but taste like strawberries.

OOOOOooOOOOoOoOOOoh...that makes sense.  Yummy sense.

I thought so  :)  

Meh, just keep the lime jello to begin with!  :P  

I'm jello is not that good unless it's finger jello.  Can't go wrong w/ finger jello.  Do they have banana jello?

yeah. and coconut jello (but that really sucks)

Yea I was thinking I was dreaming it...but now that I know...that is really gross.

Note: SS we should have a pukey smilie.

Jello Shooters Rule!

:huh:

I haven't had Jello in months... maybe years.  What are Jello shooters?  :miffed:  

Jello w/ alcohol

NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM! YUMMY! :P  

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

I like pudding...vanilla pudding.

:huh:

Hmmm... pudding?  I think jello is better.  :P  

Yea...pudding makes me flemmy.

yeah jello is funner. but it takes longer to make :(

:huh:

It takes 5 minutes to make... though it has to cool overnight I guess.  :(  

I'm impatient when making it so it always ends up grainy.   :(  

oh oh! swordfish is yum! i had some while i was away *rubs tum* for some reason there was a lot of cheese and tomato sauce consumption...very filling...doesnt go well with samiguel though  :blink:  

Hey guys back from camping...did I miss anything good?  :hmmm:  

where you go camping?

In Under

LOL ripper, no not there, it was at Bodega Bay.
yea anyways Under's router died back on thursday so she won't be on til whenever she gets a new one.

Under says "THAT WAS SPAMMING THAT WAS SPAMMING!"

Bodega Bay?  :huh:  

Yes Lanair...it's a bay.  It was kind of cold but I loved the water/beach stuff.

Ice cream

Bah, you didnt respond to my taunts, Ima go cry now.  :miffed:  

oh the in under thing...I wouldn't even try that since it was a church event o_O

badger...

has anybody ever had badger?

...thats a good reason to do

Seriously there were like 8 kids and more adults...and my parents were there.

did you get any picys of chauncey?

Yea...

oh...for my b-day we had quiche.

you should post them or email em to me.  i wanna seeee

 

What type of quiche; quiche Lorraine is awesome.  :D  

It was cheese cake.

*dies from laughter* you great *falls off chair*

I don't get it.  :unsure:  

does chesses cake count as quiche?

Not unless the cheese cake had pastry instead of biscuit for the base.

*begins wheezing from all the laughing*

*chomps on scones*  yumm yummy yum

Hey I want some scones!!!!!!!!! :o  

*wafts a food smell* home made coffee cake

OHHHHHHHHHH COFFEE CAKE *drools* damn it now I want some. wait I have PANCAKES!  :D  

mm pancakes

*shares his with Fire* they good yes?  :)  

mm very good.  thank you  :wub:  

I'd rather have the coffee cakes.  :P  

you arent limited to one thing

then give me my chicken and some orange soda :)

:huh:

Hmmmm.... What type of chicked and orange soda?  LOL  

Fried and Slice please!

mmm fried chicken rocks

is that like those chickens on the foster farms commercials? fired chicken  :P  

LOL whoops.

hmmm chicken rocks. interesting idea *sets about painting a rock*

lmao.  show us when you're done :P

uhhh is this painting a rock thing an inside joke I don't know?  :huh:  

nah,  I said chicken rocks in the awesome sense and he interpreted it in the rock rock sense.  so he's off painting a chicken on a rock to make a chicken rock

better make more than one, cuz u said "chicken rocks" and u meant fried not fired, so I want some Fried Chicken Rocks!  :D  

Is it too late to order a hamburger?  :)  

yes it is, u get chicken rock and u enjoy it  :angry:  

*produces a bright orange rock thats had a beak glued onto it* i even fired it in the kiln

Photo!

*chants* we want piccy! we want piccy! :D

*joins in the chanting*

doesn't know why everybody is chanting, but was a born follower *begins chanting* we want piccy! we want piccy!  :hehe:  

Yay!  Chanting!

*We want priccy, we want priccy!*

Chant chant chant chant WE WANT PICCY WE WANT PICCY!

this could go way too far....

you never gave us those naked piccies of you  that you took that one weekend.  you should post those ;)

EW NAKED MOLE RAT! *looks away*

lmao. arent mole rat's already naked?

*begins heating a rusted knife in a fire* watchit hoob

what pics?  :paranoid:  

*Pop*