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Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 16, 2004, 05:06:22 AM
Does anybody watch that show?  I do and I was really disappointed b/c they chose all the crappy people.

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Last_Comic_Standing/showcase/ (http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Last_Comic_Standing/showcase/)

Those people got through.  I see like 5 people that could have been kicked out instead of Pablo Francisco who I <3.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: diskreet on June 16, 2004, 05:12:18 AM
so true!  pablo francisco is teh funny!


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 16, 2004, 05:52:53 AM
My list of people who suck:

Kerri Louise
Sue Costello
Tammy Pescatelli
Jessica Kirson
Marina Franklin
Todd Glass

My picks for the house:

Gary Gulman
Dan Ahdoot
DC Benny
Jeff Heffron
Monty Hoffman
Kathleen Madigan
Bonnie McFarlane
Dan Naturman
Jim Norton
Ant

I hate how they split it up b/c there are 7 out of 10 people I like in one half. :(


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 17, 2004, 06:06:24 AM
OMG I"m done watching that show I mean the fact that neither Dan got in completly pisses me off I can't believe the bullshit set up that that show carried.

It's complete BULLSHIT, don't bring in Celeb Talent Scouts just to make the decisions yourself U fucking beauracratic producers.

This show is supposed to be about finding the funniest person in America...not finding the cutest/best group of people to put in the house to give u the best ratings.

I'm Done As Far As I'm Concerned, This Show Was Ruined Tonight!

TO PETER ENGEL: I hope you get syphalis and rot in a corner while your grandchildren watch as ravenous hampsters chomp on ur testicals. I would rather see you in hell than the Unabomber himself.

That's all, *deep breath* ah feels good to vent. Bye everybody.
 


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 17, 2004, 06:10:09 AM
:cry: Damn Peter Engel...now you know this shit is rigged.  Dan Naturman had more laughs than that bitch Tammy Pescatelli AND he didn't use a joke twice.  

I'm going to die now.  I'm still upset about Pablo...damn he's cute....along w/ both Dans.  :cry:


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 17, 2004, 12:13:16 PM
ARGH! Stop watching crap TV! :angry:


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 17, 2004, 12:20:33 PM
i havent even watched it at all yet. is adam ferrara on it? hes funny.... :cool:  


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 18, 2004, 01:03:29 AM
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ARGH! Stop watching crap TV! :angry:
Well then what do you watch.

FRag: no Adam Ferrara is not on it.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: evilknight on June 18, 2004, 01:49:52 AM
THEY MUST BRING IN LEWIS BLACK!
lewis black is the pinnacle of funny


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 18, 2004, 08:38:26 AM
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Well then what do you watch.
Nothing!

99% of TV is crap!


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 18, 2004, 06:39:19 PM
ah you're just weird SS.  This show was good, but then the people are dumb.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 18, 2004, 06:45:27 PM
I'm not weird, I'm just not a zombie. :P

It isn't called the "idiot box" for no reason, y'know. ;)


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 19, 2004, 03:27:04 AM
It doesn't matter b/c I spend more time on the comp than watching TV now.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 19, 2004, 12:31:57 PM
Good good. :)


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 05:42:50 AM
HEY SS TV RULES MAN! It's raised me since I was a wee one.  


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 23, 2004, 10:51:52 AM
Uh huh. And you don't see that as a problem? :P


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: mole on June 23, 2004, 12:16:46 PM
it really depends what he was subjected to watching


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 06:57:08 PM
PORN PORN PORN! naw I'm jus' playin'...LOL
uhhh damn I can't remember what I watched as a kid, I'm pretty sure it was a steady dose of puppets and muppets w/ a little bit of Mr. Rogers tossed all in. Yea that's it.

Anyway To get back on topic, John absolutely murdered Bonnie last night which is good yes?


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: mole on June 23, 2004, 07:05:43 PM
charlie chalk :thumbs-up:


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 07:17:01 PM
was that a show? I'm not sure I remember.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 23, 2004, 07:23:18 PM
Cartoon.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 07:29:47 PM
Ah they're British Chauncey so that explains a lot.

I <3 Sesame Street & Mr. Rogers.  Now they have crap shows.  Remember when Steve used to host Blues Clues now they have that moron Joe.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 07:34:10 PM
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Remember when Steve used to host Blues Clues now they have that moron Joe.
yeah, didnt he get nailed for crack or somethin like that?  :hmmm:  


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 07:37:25 PM
No he went to become an musical artist.  Yea...........................


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 07:38:53 PM
are you sure?  :miffed:  


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 07:40:38 PM
Yea...there was that rumor that he OD'ed or something...I saw him on MTV when they were doing that thing where they interview new up & coming artists or w/e.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 07:41:58 PM
It's kinda funny but...how would u be able to be that happy talking to an imaginary blue dog if u weren't on something? I mean u'd have to be a very VERY good actor.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 07:42:14 PM
hmm....mebbe I'm thinking of someone else. I could swear he was doin something very illegal though.......


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 07:44:56 PM
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It's kinda funny but...how would u be able to be that happy talking to an imaginary blue dog if u weren't on something? I mean u'd have to be a very VERY good actor.
...WTF Steve was a good guy and then they replaced him w/ that shit head.  Stop messing w/ him.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 07:46:43 PM
I ain't messin with him, just stating my opinion on what kid's shows have turned into since we were kids.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 07:48:06 PM
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It's kinda funny but...how would u be able to be that happy talking to an imaginary blue dog if u weren't on something? I mean u'd have to be a very VERY good actor.
ROFL  :D


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 07:48:34 PM
Hey...they've had those kind of shows.   REMEMBER BARNEY!!?!??  You can talk w/e shit you want about him.  I think he's a molester.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 07:49:44 PM
He's had enuff shit talked about him by this point don't u think?


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 07:50:07 PM
i used to play games where the only object was to kill barney. those were the good old days.  :)  


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 07:50:23 PM
No I think we need to burn him.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 07:51:12 PM
hehe one of the weapons was a flamethrower  :)  


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 07:52:01 PM
hehe yes he does I was just checkin' to see if anyone wanted to join me in my efforts to truly make ALL dinosaurs extinct.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 07:52:03 PM
what weapons...where did these weapons come from?


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 07:53:27 PM
games.  :) flamethrowers and throwing knives and .45s and gatling guns and.....yeah.....I miss that game *sigh*


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 07:54:06 PM
Buried deep deep in the core of......Iraq? no that can't be right....


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 07:55:22 PM
I'm still angry about Dan.  I would fuck him.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 07:55:38 PM
Dan?  whozzat? :unsure:


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 07:57:14 PM
Dan Naturman from LCS


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 07:59:11 PM
ehhhh....that doesnt help.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: mole on June 23, 2004, 08:11:36 PM
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REMEMBER BARNEY!!?!?? You can talk w/e shit you want about him. I think he's a molester.

eeek thats one fudged program  :unsure:

atleast you guys didnt have to put up with the teletubbies...did you? perhaps one of the worst childrens programs ever made and scary for anyone over the age of 6


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 23, 2004, 08:17:14 PM
*sings at top of voice*

TINKY WINKY!
DIPSY!
LA-LA!
PO!

TELE-TUBBIES!
TELE-TUBBIES!

SAY
HE-LLO

EH-OH!

:music:

*runs away from the angry mole*


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 08:18:18 PM
*shoves ss in trash compactor*


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 23, 2004, 08:19:44 PM
*starts singing along to Evanescence instead*

... AND MAKE ME BREATHE .. BRING .. ME .. TO LIFE ...


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: FragMaster1972 on June 23, 2004, 08:20:43 PM
hey they aint bad.....but you cant sing em for crap.

*turns on trash compactor*

 :D  


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: mole on June 23, 2004, 08:23:44 PM
*giggles hysterically* *opens trash compactor and throw an open toolbox in then turns it on again*


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 23, 2004, 08:33:40 PM
WOOHOO!

*grabs tools and jams trash compactor*

Jumps out singing along to The Rasmus...

FEEL'S LIKE I'M STONED.... WANNA BE ALONE.... JUST FOR A WHILE...

:music:


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: mole on June 23, 2004, 08:36:12 PM
*fumes. decides to attack SS with his Nuclear powered soldering iron* argh!


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 23, 2004, 08:44:22 PM
Mehehehe.

*grabs a pair of spanners out of compactor and steps back into niunja sogi*

Oooh, Madison Avenue...

OH, WELL NOW... WHEN I .... WAS A LITTLE GIRL ... MY MOMMA SAT ME... hey, wait a sec. Um, forget I said that. :paranoid:


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 08:51:30 PM
Yes the teletubbies=crap


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: mole on June 23, 2004, 08:57:53 PM
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OH, WELL NOW... WHEN I .... WAS A LITTLE GIRL ... MY MOMMA SAT ME...

*looks at SS* oh yea?


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 09:22:57 PM
wow this gets entertaining as soon as I leave every time!


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 23, 2004, 09:25:31 PM
Obvious solution: Never leave! :D



....wait, no. Then it might never be entertaining again. :miffed:

Uh, okay. You have to keep coming and going all the time, that'll make it most fun. :hehe:


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 09:27:00 PM
Gimme a cookie as well and u've got a deal!


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: SS on June 23, 2004, 09:27:52 PM
Toffee or chocolate chip?


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 09:33:26 PM
Peanut Butter :)


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 09:34:35 PM
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip please!


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: underruler on June 23, 2004, 09:35:42 PM
No...why ruin it w/ chocolate?


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 09:37:59 PM
uhhh ok fine just peanut butter.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: mole on June 23, 2004, 09:42:12 PM
thats disgusting :cry:


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 09:43:22 PM
perhaps...but not as disgusting as a tire iron upside ur head.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: mole on June 23, 2004, 09:44:14 PM
what? if you dont explain thing i ALWAYS get the wrong end of the stick


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 09:46:33 PM
oh sorry I mean not as disgusting in the sense of what ur head would look like after getting a tire iron upside ur head.


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: mole on June 23, 2004, 09:49:18 PM
:miffed: i still dont understand


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: fan2hoobastank on June 23, 2004, 09:52:58 PM
uhhh well then I guess we'll just...move on

*cough* so anyways...


Title: Last Comic Standing
Post by: RipperRoo on June 24, 2004, 02:49:40 PM
Whats that noise?
OHNOES!
Locked.