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Title: Mini Stories Post by: mole on April 12, 2004, 12:37:17 AM phew!
glad i saved subjecting you to that pile of junk well this is about the only gd things on there (plus the link at the end of this post) was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her breasts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't' say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of the story: ....... .......Always keep your condoms in your car! from somwhere i found promoting bible camp http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/) Title: Mini Stories Post by: Lord Lanair on April 12, 2004, 02:20:06 AM Very funny story! LOL
And... is that Baptist site for real? :huh: Title: Mini Stories Post by: FragMaster1972 on April 12, 2004, 08:13:04 AM ROFL!!!!!!!! OMG THIS IS FUCKIN FUNNY!!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0304/ut2k4mod.html (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0304/ut2k4mod.html) LOL LOL LOL Title: Mini Stories Post by: Rug on April 12, 2004, 09:24:57 AM That site is the product of one of two things:
[li] A Comedic genius rivalled only by Michael Juntounen or: [li] A very, very sad group of people. Title: Mini Stories Post by: perd on April 12, 2004, 01:00:46 PM I'm guessing a combination of the two.
Title: Mini Stories Post by: Rug on April 12, 2004, 04:24:04 PM Its the first one. No, that site is not for real- Its mocking the christian religion. And its very good at it.
Title: Mini Stories Post by: RipperRoo on April 12, 2004, 04:33:51 PM Quote If you find a homosexual (they are easy to spot because they have their flies open and are always prancing around in running shorts or sodomizing someone on a park bench or a fountain) all you have to do is just bite off their tally whacker and you are instantly powerful enough to get a lightning gun. Brilliant XD Title: Mini Stories Post by: Lord Lanair on April 13, 2004, 03:16:01 AM Even though it's irreverent, it is very funny. LOL
Title: Mini Stories Post by: mole on April 13, 2004, 09:42:13 PM hey ripper, that sounds mor elike a vicar on LSD than a homo
Title: Mini Stories Post by: Galmort on April 14, 2004, 09:14:32 PM I just saw that story at ebaum's too...
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