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Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:35:30 AM
We all know this fun game? I ask a question, then the next poster answers it, and asks a question of their own.


Q: What is with my facination with pants?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:37:57 AM
You were depantsed as a child?

Q: Can you ask any question with this dealy?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:38:52 AM
A: Yes.

Q: Why 'pen'?


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Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:39:51 AM
as in the writing utinsel?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:44:29 AM
because "pencil" is too long

Q:  why can't the sky be green?


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Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:45:12 AM
A: Because its blue.

Q: What should I have for breakfast?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:45:51 AM
To dissapoint you

Q: What the hell is the deal with sporks? :miffed:  


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Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:46:38 AM
A: They are sexy.

Q: Why am I scared?


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Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:47:51 AM
because i'm not

Q:  what am I?


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Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:48:00 AM
A: because there's a big black guy named Ben right behind you

Q: Will fire last a week?


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Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:49:11 AM
no, it went out a week before it started.

Q:  who is what?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:49:23 AM
A. Bob is.

Q: Potatoe?


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Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:50:07 AM
A: no, potato


Q: does this seem pointless to you, since its just the three of us?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:50:14 AM
*she got banned?*

candy!

Q:  hash brown?


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Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:52:19 AM
A: shut up :rolleyes:


Q: What is the best brand of tv?


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Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:53:09 AM
the non-picture kind

Q:  is she really banned?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:55:13 AM
A: Yes.

Q: I'm too scared to come out of the bathroom?


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Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:55:55 AM
because your really in the closet

Q:  why did she get banned?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:56:17 AM
A: thats not a question


Q: do you know anyone who has a computer in their bathroom?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:57:11 AM
A: Not me.

Q: Did you fall in a hole?


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Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:57:57 AM
no, it fell out of me

Q:  why did fire get banned?


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Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:58:24 AM
absolutely not

Q: who the hell are you?


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Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:58:39 AM
A: So she won't post.

Q: Mmmm, where is my cheese?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:59:49 AM
A: up your aaaa....rrrrmpit? :huh: i don't want to know

Q: why did you make this thread?


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Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:00:52 AM
why not?

Q:  huh?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 04:01:08 AM
A: Cause I could.

Q: Does Sad Hitler ( :K ) amuze you?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 04:01:28 AM
A: because



Q: are pancakes tasty?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:02:10 AM
ooh, that's a new one

Q:  how about (@)_(@)


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Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 04:03:16 AM
meh: ^( " )>


Q: who is the scariest member on the forum?


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Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:04:55 AM
ME! *CHOMP*

Q:  who isn't scary?


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Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 04:05:35 AM
A: good point


Q: filran, are you still alive?


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Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:06:25 AM
we're all undead!

Q:  how many posts will this have at the end of the night?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 04:07:17 AM
A: no clue, but i got homework to do byebye :(


Q: will you miss me?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:08:48 AM
we miss all spammers :(

Q:  COME BACK! I MISS YOU ALREADY! :P


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 17, 2004, 04:36:51 AM
Why is your question not a question?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: ns33 on February 17, 2004, 06:34:07 AM
Quote
Q:  COME BACK! I MISS YOU ALREADY! :P
:miffed: Someone had one too many drinks tonight, eh?

Q: Will mole ever change his avatar?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 17, 2004, 06:36:40 AM
A: When I find out his address.

Q: where am I going to sleep?


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Post by: ns33 on February 17, 2004, 06:42:36 AM
A: By the pool, because it's a lovely place. :)

Q: Am I spending another night on the porch?  :hmmm:  


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Arahen on February 17, 2004, 03:33:14 PM
a: when the trees start running, yes, if not, no

q:Whats the meaningof life?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: under@school on February 17, 2004, 07:56:58 PM
A: Have lotsa sex and die.

Q: Am I going to get caught?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: SS on February 17, 2004, 07:57:48 PM
A: Sooner or later, everyone does.

Q: Why is everyone so stupid?


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Post by: Arahen on February 17, 2004, 08:02:53 PM
A:they are adepting to my intelligence

Q:Why cant we fly?


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Post by: Rug on February 17, 2004, 08:19:29 PM
A, Because.

Q, Why pink?


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Post by: Arahen on February 17, 2004, 08:28:39 PM
A:pink starts with a p, like peanuts

q:what can you do with a toothbrush?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 17, 2004, 08:30:21 PM
A, Other people.

Q, Why a floor covering?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: ns33 on February 17, 2004, 09:19:35 PM
A: Because window curtains catch on fire too easily.

Q: What does this button do?


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Post by: Rug on February 17, 2004, 09:22:27 PM
A, Nothing fun. Put it down, Jimmy.

Q, Carrots?


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Post by: ns33 on February 17, 2004, 09:47:15 PM
A: Stick it right here between these cheeks!

Q: Mushroom?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 10:24:53 PM
A: Where smurfs live :)

Q: Where is your shirt!?!?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 17, 2004, 11:42:50 PM
A, Uh, good question.

Q, Where are your pants?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 11:51:01 PM
A:  :paranoid:  :unsure: . hey, you stole them! bastard.


Q: what does rug need my pants for?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: matt_the_shark on February 18, 2004, 12:11:08 AM
to auction off to fire

Q:  what is the air-speed velocity of an unnamed swallow?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: SS on February 18, 2004, 12:38:52 AM
A: 428.

Q: But in what units? :P


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Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 12:44:04 AM
A: mm per year


Q: are you cold or warm blooded?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Filran on February 18, 2004, 12:52:00 AM
A: Depends on the day

Q: Did you take my toupe?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 12:53:38 AM
A: No, Rug did. he's been taking everyone's clothes to auction to fire.

Q: Do you shine your shoes?


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Post by: ns33 on February 18, 2004, 12:56:02 AM
A: I shine my forehead.

Q: Do you like cabbage?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: evilknight on February 18, 2004, 01:06:03 AM
A: no


Q:  How much chuck could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 01:07:05 AM
A: none.

Q:  :huh: ?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Firething on February 18, 2004, 03:11:10 AM
Q. how come I didnt get those pants yet?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Saladin on February 18, 2004, 04:20:53 AM
to Galmort


A: because cat doesn't rhyme with illustrate

Q: What is your quest?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 04:22:17 AM
A: to kill your avatar

Q: did you offer him enough money fire?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: evilknight on February 18, 2004, 04:40:11 AM
A:no
Q: what is u'r favorite colour?


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Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 04:41:02 AM
A: Red or Gold


Q: I am  :cool:  right? :cool:  


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 18, 2004, 11:06:42 AM
A, No you arent,

Q, How come FedEx suck? She should have got that package yesterday.


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: matt_the_shark on February 18, 2004, 04:09:24 PM
A:  the truck crashed

*chucks galmort off the bridge*

Q:  who's next?


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Post by: Saladin on February 18, 2004, 04:11:46 PM
A: sharky is


Q: how many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 18, 2004, 04:33:23 PM
A, Fucked if I know.

Q, What kind of yellow goes best with melon?

[color=FF0000]Woo[/color]
[color=0000FF]Whee[/color]


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: evilknight on February 18, 2004, 06:21:07 PM
A: the 2nd kind
Q: what do you mean, european or african swallow?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 18, 2004, 07:01:32 PM
A, European.

Q, Yawha?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Saladin on February 18, 2004, 07:29:12 PM
A: Babalooey

Q: What was the theory of relativity?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 18, 2004, 07:30:40 PM
A, Your mother...

Q, And ?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 12:13:39 AM
A: and sharky isn't on a bridge.

Q: Ketchup or Catsup?


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Post by: Saladin on February 19, 2004, 02:24:17 AM
A: Mayonnaise

Q: Por Que No?


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Post by: evilknight on February 19, 2004, 04:10:29 AM
A: cause the god fukin french have a fished up language
Q: how many wars have the french won?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Saladin on February 19, 2004, 04:15:21 AM
A: just check this funny thing http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html)

Q: yar?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 04:18:20 AM
A: Been there, done that.

Q: no seriously, what is the deal with ketchup and catsup?
 


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Saladin on February 19, 2004, 04:20:06 AM
A: i'm not sure exactly. maybe its the British way of spelling it. You know like labor and labour, color and colour, center and centre(or is that the French way?)

Q: is Elvis aliive


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 04:22:42 AM
A:Nope

Q: Why are Americans lazy? no offense(im one too)


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: ns33 on February 19, 2004, 04:55:27 AM
A: Because of McDonalds.

Q: YTF are the spaces between my keys on my keyboard all moldy?!


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 19, 2004, 07:21:21 AM
A:  b/c you are diiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrty

Q:  Will I ever finish my homework?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: FragMaster1972 on February 19, 2004, 09:13:20 AM
A: nope.

Q: Why did we Americans elect such an asshole?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 19, 2004, 10:31:58 AM
A, Because you suck. And he cheated.

Q, Why did you motherfuckers think we spell 'Ketchup' 'catsup' ?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Everous on February 19, 2004, 12:13:08 PM
a) because you're just homoerotic

q) just how homoerotic is he?


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Post by: RipperRoo on February 19, 2004, 12:31:36 PM
More than you could imagine...


Why is he that homoerotic?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: ns33 on February 19, 2004, 02:39:32 PM
A: He's a Rug, what can you expect?

Q: How long has he been homoerotic?


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Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 19, 2004, 07:20:43 PM
ever since that hair growth....


why do i notice threads like this so late?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 19, 2004, 07:56:27 PM
A, Because my homoeroticism clouds your sight.

Q, What the fuck are you guys on?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: matt_the_shark on February 19, 2004, 08:02:11 PM
everything

what are you on?
 


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 19, 2004, 08:12:42 PM
A, Enough.

Q, Why are peas green?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 09:10:43 PM
A: because the hohoho jingle wouldn't work with any other color. (hoho green giant)


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: ns33 on February 19, 2004, 10:01:40 PM
A: :miffed:

Q: Where was your question?  


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Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 10:07:31 PM
A: oh yea, LOL , sorry.

Q:Will you forgive me?


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Post by: RipperRoo on February 19, 2004, 10:45:05 PM
Not over your dead body.

Why wont I forgive you?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: evilknight on February 19, 2004, 10:54:55 PM
A:cause u'r british
Q: he's gotta be related to that asshole bush in some way, right?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 19, 2004, 10:58:51 PM
a: didn't know bush was british...

q: why am i still here?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: evilknight on February 19, 2004, 11:02:41 PM
A; to bring pain and suffering to my life, just like everyone else.
Q: how much weed to you think i could get for 50 dollars?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 20, 2004, 12:12:28 AM
maybe get to 1st base LOL

Q: why is ripper not forgiving me?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 03:39:56 AM
A: b/c he hates you

Q: What does first base have to do w/ weed?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 20, 2004, 03:46:20 AM
A: read the question wrong...

Q: are you gay?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 03:48:44 AM
A: Am I a guy?

Q: Are *you* gay?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 20, 2004, 03:53:37 AM
A: :paranoid:  :P NO :hmmm:

Q: Who is your favorite?


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Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 03:56:11 AM
A: Peja

Q: What about favorites eh?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: ns33 on February 20, 2004, 04:11:59 AM
A: They taste good.

Q: What else tastes good?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 04:23:44 AM
A: you

Q: ARe you going to blow your load in your pants?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: ns33 on February 20, 2004, 05:08:46 AM
A: I am not a wasteful person.

Q: What is "it" in the phrase "What time is it?"


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 05:15:01 AM
A: "it" is a pronoun

Q: Will NS ever stop being a bitch? <_<


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 20, 2004, 05:16:14 AM
A: ns is not a bitch

Q: will i win?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 05:27:55 AM
A: only if you bribed the judge w/ sex.

Q: How the fuck do you get a t-shirt in a bottle?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Rug on February 20, 2004, 09:59:26 AM
A/Q, What size bottle?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 20, 2004, 08:49:50 PM
A: just big enough for a normal-sized phallus to push the shirt in

Q: How big is "normal-sized"?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: ns33 on February 20, 2004, 09:15:08 PM
A: /me looks down and shakes head... not that head, the one between my shoulders

Q: Are those eyebrows or hair? --->  :miffed:  


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 20, 2004, 10:30:30 PM
A: Neither, it's pubic hair transplant.

Q: Are you sure that thing between your shoulders the head you're thinking of?  It's tiny... awwww...

(don't mind me if you want... too much Who's Line Is It? episodes)


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: ns33 on February 20, 2004, 11:15:02 PM
A: It's the only head that's on straight, so it must be.  :o

Q: WTF is wrong with --->  :hehe:  ?!?!?!


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 20, 2004, 11:35:56 PM
A: He took the bong, that's why he's all cockooo...

Q: Does anyone have a crossbow?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Galmort on February 21, 2004, 12:36:39 AM
A: not me

Q: have you seen the new bsite?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 21, 2004, 01:35:26 AM
A: It's brand-spankin-new!

Q: Has anyone tried looking for devil-worship connotations in the site?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 21, 2004, 02:42:16 AM
A: :devil:

Q: Why is my back sore???


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 21, 2004, 03:26:57 AM
A: Because you haven't tried my love-touch massages, my dear.

Q: Who agrees that we need more females around here?


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: underruler on February 21, 2004, 03:41:57 AM
A: Not me...

Q: Are you just upset that we're not even touchable by you in real life? (jailbait neh?)


Title: Ask a stupid question...
Post by: Godfather on October 23, 2005, 06:31:10 AM
A: No idea what you just asked...

Q: What, exactly, is this? :wh: