Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:35:30 AM We all know this fun game? I ask a question, then the next poster answers it, and asks a question of their own.
Q: What is with my facination with pants? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:37:57 AM You were depantsed as a child?
Q: Can you ask any question with this dealy? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:38:52 AM A: Yes.
Q: Why 'pen'? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:39:51 AM as in the writing utinsel?
Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:44:29 AM because "pencil" is too long
Q: why can't the sky be green? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:45:12 AM A: Because its blue.
Q: What should I have for breakfast? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:45:51 AM To dissapoint you
Q: What the hell is the deal with sporks? :miffed: Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:46:38 AM A: They are sexy.
Q: Why am I scared? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:47:51 AM because i'm not
Q: what am I? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:48:00 AM A: because there's a big black guy named Ben right behind you
Q: Will fire last a week? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:49:11 AM no, it went out a week before it started.
Q: who is what? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:49:23 AM A. Bob is.
Q: Potatoe? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:50:07 AM A: no, potato
Q: does this seem pointless to you, since its just the three of us? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:50:14 AM *she got banned?*
candy! Q: hash brown? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:52:19 AM A: shut up :rolleyes:
Q: What is the best brand of tv? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:53:09 AM the non-picture kind
Q: is she really banned? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:55:13 AM A: Yes.
Q: I'm too scared to come out of the bathroom? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:55:55 AM because your really in the closet
Q: why did she get banned? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:56:17 AM A: thats not a question
Q: do you know anyone who has a computer in their bathroom? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:57:11 AM A: Not me.
Q: Did you fall in a hole? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 03:57:57 AM no, it fell out of me
Q: why did fire get banned? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:58:24 AM absolutely not
Q: who the hell are you? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 03:58:39 AM A: So she won't post.
Q: Mmmm, where is my cheese? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 03:59:49 AM A: up your aaaa....rrrrmpit? :huh: i don't want to know
Q: why did you make this thread? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:00:52 AM why not?
Q: huh? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 17, 2004, 04:01:08 AM A: Cause I could.
Q: Does Sad Hitler ( :K ) amuze you? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 04:01:28 AM A: because
Q: are pancakes tasty? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:02:10 AM ooh, that's a new one
Q: how about (@)_(@) Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 04:03:16 AM meh: ^( " )>
Q: who is the scariest member on the forum? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:04:55 AM ME! *CHOMP*
Q: who isn't scary? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 04:05:35 AM A: good point
Q: filran, are you still alive? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:06:25 AM we're all undead!
Q: how many posts will this have at the end of the night? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 04:07:17 AM A: no clue, but i got homework to do byebye :(
Q: will you miss me? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 17, 2004, 04:08:48 AM we miss all spammers :(
Q: COME BACK! I MISS YOU ALREADY! :P Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 17, 2004, 04:36:51 AM Why is your question not a question?
Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 17, 2004, 06:34:07 AM Quote Q: COME BACK! I MISS YOU ALREADY! :P :miffed: Someone had one too many drinks tonight, eh?Q: Will mole ever change his avatar? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 17, 2004, 06:36:40 AM A: When I find out his address.
Q: where am I going to sleep? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 17, 2004, 06:42:36 AM A: By the pool, because it's a lovely place. :)
Q: Am I spending another night on the porch? :hmmm: Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Arahen on February 17, 2004, 03:33:14 PM a: when the trees start running, yes, if not, no
q:Whats the meaningof life? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: under@school on February 17, 2004, 07:56:58 PM A: Have lotsa sex and die.
Q: Am I going to get caught? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: SS on February 17, 2004, 07:57:48 PM A: Sooner or later, everyone does.
Q: Why is everyone so stupid? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Arahen on February 17, 2004, 08:02:53 PM A:they are adepting to my intelligence
Q:Why cant we fly? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 17, 2004, 08:19:29 PM A, Because.
Q, Why pink? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Arahen on February 17, 2004, 08:28:39 PM A:pink starts with a p, like peanuts
q:what can you do with a toothbrush? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 17, 2004, 08:30:21 PM A, Other people.
Q, Why a floor covering? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 17, 2004, 09:19:35 PM A: Because window curtains catch on fire too easily.
Q: What does this button do? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 17, 2004, 09:22:27 PM A, Nothing fun. Put it down, Jimmy.
Q, Carrots? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 17, 2004, 09:47:15 PM A: Stick it right here between these cheeks!
Q: Mushroom? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 10:24:53 PM A: Where smurfs live :)
Q: Where is your shirt!?!? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 17, 2004, 11:42:50 PM A, Uh, good question.
Q, Where are your pants? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 17, 2004, 11:51:01 PM A: :paranoid: :unsure: . hey, you stole them! bastard.
Q: what does rug need my pants for? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 18, 2004, 12:11:08 AM to auction off to fire
Q: what is the air-speed velocity of an unnamed swallow? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: SS on February 18, 2004, 12:38:52 AM A: 428.
Q: But in what units? :P Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 12:44:04 AM A: mm per year
Q: are you cold or warm blooded? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Filran on February 18, 2004, 12:52:00 AM A: Depends on the day
Q: Did you take my toupe? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 12:53:38 AM A: No, Rug did. he's been taking everyone's clothes to auction to fire.
Q: Do you shine your shoes? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 18, 2004, 12:56:02 AM A: I shine my forehead.
Q: Do you like cabbage? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: evilknight on February 18, 2004, 01:06:03 AM A: no
Q: How much chuck could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 01:07:05 AM A: none.
Q: :huh: ? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Firething on February 18, 2004, 03:11:10 AM Q. how come I didnt get those pants yet?
Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Saladin on February 18, 2004, 04:20:53 AM to Galmort
A: because cat doesn't rhyme with illustrate Q: What is your quest? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 04:22:17 AM A: to kill your avatar
Q: did you offer him enough money fire? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: evilknight on February 18, 2004, 04:40:11 AM A:no
Q: what is u'r favorite colour? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 18, 2004, 04:41:02 AM A: Red or Gold
Q: I am :cool: right? :cool: Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 18, 2004, 11:06:42 AM A, No you arent,
Q, How come FedEx suck? She should have got that package yesterday. Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 18, 2004, 04:09:24 PM A: the truck crashed
*chucks galmort off the bridge* Q: who's next? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Saladin on February 18, 2004, 04:11:46 PM A: sharky is
Q: how many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 18, 2004, 04:33:23 PM A, Fucked if I know.
Q, What kind of yellow goes best with melon? [color=FF0000]Woo[/color] [color=0000FF]Whee[/color] Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: evilknight on February 18, 2004, 06:21:07 PM A: the 2nd kind
Q: what do you mean, european or african swallow? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 18, 2004, 07:01:32 PM A, European.
Q, Yawha? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Saladin on February 18, 2004, 07:29:12 PM A: Babalooey
Q: What was the theory of relativity? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 18, 2004, 07:30:40 PM A, Your mother...
Q, And ? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 12:13:39 AM A: and sharky isn't on a bridge.
Q: Ketchup or Catsup? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Saladin on February 19, 2004, 02:24:17 AM A: Mayonnaise
Q: Por Que No? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: evilknight on February 19, 2004, 04:10:29 AM A: cause the god fukin french have a fished up language
Q: how many wars have the french won? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Saladin on February 19, 2004, 04:15:21 AM A: just check this funny thing http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html)
Q: yar? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 04:18:20 AM A: Been there, done that.
Q: no seriously, what is the deal with ketchup and catsup? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Saladin on February 19, 2004, 04:20:06 AM A: i'm not sure exactly. maybe its the British way of spelling it. You know like labor and labour, color and colour, center and centre(or is that the French way?)
Q: is Elvis aliive Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 04:22:42 AM A:Nope
Q: Why are Americans lazy? no offense(im one too) Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 19, 2004, 04:55:27 AM A: Because of McDonalds.
Q: YTF are the spaces between my keys on my keyboard all moldy?! Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 19, 2004, 07:21:21 AM A: b/c you are diiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrty
Q: Will I ever finish my homework? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: FragMaster1972 on February 19, 2004, 09:13:20 AM A: nope.
Q: Why did we Americans elect such an asshole? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 19, 2004, 10:31:58 AM A, Because you suck. And he cheated.
Q, Why did you motherfuckers think we spell 'Ketchup' 'catsup' ? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Everous on February 19, 2004, 12:13:08 PM a) because you're just homoerotic
q) just how homoerotic is he? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: RipperRoo on February 19, 2004, 12:31:36 PM More than you could imagine...
Why is he that homoerotic? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 19, 2004, 02:39:32 PM A: He's a Rug, what can you expect?
Q: How long has he been homoerotic? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 19, 2004, 07:20:43 PM ever since that hair growth....
why do i notice threads like this so late? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 19, 2004, 07:56:27 PM A, Because my homoeroticism clouds your sight.
Q, What the fuck are you guys on? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: matt_the_shark on February 19, 2004, 08:02:11 PM everything
what are you on? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 19, 2004, 08:12:42 PM A, Enough.
Q, Why are peas green? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 09:10:43 PM A: because the hohoho jingle wouldn't work with any other color. (hoho green giant)
Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 19, 2004, 10:01:40 PM A: :miffed:
Q: Where was your question? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 19, 2004, 10:07:31 PM A: oh yea, LOL , sorry.
Q:Will you forgive me? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: RipperRoo on February 19, 2004, 10:45:05 PM Not over your dead body.
Why wont I forgive you? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: evilknight on February 19, 2004, 10:54:55 PM A:cause u'r british
Q: he's gotta be related to that asshole bush in some way, right? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 19, 2004, 10:58:51 PM a: didn't know bush was british...
q: why am i still here? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: evilknight on February 19, 2004, 11:02:41 PM A; to bring pain and suffering to my life, just like everyone else.
Q: how much weed to you think i could get for 50 dollars? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 20, 2004, 12:12:28 AM maybe get to 1st base LOL
Q: why is ripper not forgiving me? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 03:39:56 AM A: b/c he hates you
Q: What does first base have to do w/ weed? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 20, 2004, 03:46:20 AM A: read the question wrong...
Q: are you gay? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 03:48:44 AM A: Am I a guy?
Q: Are *you* gay? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 20, 2004, 03:53:37 AM A: :paranoid: :P NO :hmmm:
Q: Who is your favorite? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 03:56:11 AM A: Peja
Q: What about favorites eh? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 20, 2004, 04:11:59 AM A: They taste good.
Q: What else tastes good? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 04:23:44 AM A: you
Q: ARe you going to blow your load in your pants? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 20, 2004, 05:08:46 AM A: I am not a wasteful person.
Q: What is "it" in the phrase "What time is it?" Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 05:15:01 AM A: "it" is a pronoun
Q: Will NS ever stop being a bitch? <_< Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 20, 2004, 05:16:14 AM A: ns is not a bitch
Q: will i win? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 20, 2004, 05:27:55 AM A: only if you bribed the judge w/ sex.
Q: How the fuck do you get a t-shirt in a bottle? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Rug on February 20, 2004, 09:59:26 AM A/Q, What size bottle?
Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 20, 2004, 08:49:50 PM A: just big enough for a normal-sized phallus to push the shirt in
Q: How big is "normal-sized"? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 20, 2004, 09:15:08 PM A: /me looks down and shakes head... not that head, the one between my shoulders
Q: Are those eyebrows or hair? ---> :miffed: Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 20, 2004, 10:30:30 PM A: Neither, it's pubic hair transplant.
Q: Are you sure that thing between your shoulders the head you're thinking of? It's tiny... awwww... (don't mind me if you want... too much Who's Line Is It? episodes) Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: ns33 on February 20, 2004, 11:15:02 PM A: It's the only head that's on straight, so it must be. :o
Q: WTF is wrong with ---> :hehe: ?!?!?! Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 20, 2004, 11:35:56 PM A: He took the bong, that's why he's all cockooo...
Q: Does anyone have a crossbow? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Galmort on February 21, 2004, 12:36:39 AM A: not me
Q: have you seen the new bsite? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 21, 2004, 01:35:26 AM A: It's brand-spankin-new!
Q: Has anyone tried looking for devil-worship connotations in the site? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 21, 2004, 02:42:16 AM A: :devil:
Q: Why is my back sore??? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: GandalfTheOld on February 21, 2004, 03:26:57 AM A: Because you haven't tried my love-touch massages, my dear.
Q: Who agrees that we need more females around here? Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: underruler on February 21, 2004, 03:41:57 AM A: Not me...
Q: Are you just upset that we're not even touchable by you in real life? (jailbait neh?) Title: Ask a stupid question... Post by: Godfather on October 23, 2005, 06:31:10 AM A: No idea what you just asked...
Q: What, exactly, is this? :wh: |