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what kind of crap is this??????

you want war because we are orcs? well guess what we are not JUST orcs and we have many powerfull friends so now    you must decide if this is what you really want.

we took down lordstriker {for a short time} we can sure as hell handle the likes of you.

think long and hard this is your only chance, if you forfiet we will assume you temporarily lost your fishing mind and let you live, if you continue your top guys will be ruined for the rest of age  2.

i await your desicion.!

sighned

orc army and friends of.......



Edited to clarify the quote.

Alone? Cough. No. That was the concerted effort of at least 10 alliances, and a lot of random unaffliated people. TGA was one of those alliances. Try again please.


How, pray tell? You think mass attacks are *that* effective? Yawn. Even if they were, dont you think we can do the same?


Yep. Go read our core policies. TGA is an anti-orc alliance. Have a nice day.


Oh trust me; it is.



See you on the battlefield.

Bye now,
Sachiel - Surely you can come up with better arguments than those?

:o they're coming to get us!!! :o hide!!!

From that note, it seems they have a lot of powerful people...






Can I help? Pleeeeze?  ^_^

Feel free. Ask LadyOfLight to give you some hitlinks and things.

*sniffs*

this is sooo bringing back good memories... Xyph, are you there?  :P

have fun y'all!

 :P  

Hes dead man... LET HIM REST MAN, HES DEAD.

Ahem. Didnt know you still checked this place, gil.

xyphs alive I dont think he checks the forum anymore tho. his computer crashed.

fug the memories fug the orc's and fug their aliance, i'm already being 5X1ed every day, whats a few more morons hitting on my walls  :orcdie:  :sword:  

You know, I think my reaction wouldnt have been so negative if she hadnt made an attempt at swearing and that attitude. Yes, I go out and act like an asshole, but I dont do it on behalf of my alliance. Perhaps you just GAVE a reason for TGA to go to war with you?  :huh:  

bring it on then orc

To hell with the orcs.  I say we should have exterminated them a lot earlier.   :orcdie:  

Oh, so do we not have allies?

They have allies, we should give up guys, we can't stand against an alliance with allies.

*shudders*

hmmm i doub whether their alliance bond have ever been tested... mebbe this is a good way to find they're alone actually, or to find out thay actually do have cool alliances

Hahahaha. This is so funny. The Great Alliance taking on Orc Army. How long have you guys been inactive. You guys are screwd.
So why are you guys doing this? I think I know. New Orc Order is too powerful for you so you decided to attack us. Hahaha. Orc Army is stronger then you think. We are gonna wipe the floor with yas.
You guys are gonna be surprised. You have know idea who our allys are and who our members are. So I guese you got our clicklist and that is how you know who to attack. Proabably attacking the ones with the most clicks. Well go to MysticOrc and hit me all you want. I deleted my account and created knew one.
And one more thing. You thought you would attack an Orc alliance and noone would come to its aid. You just may have brought the most powerfulest Orc Alliance into this war and I am not talking about Orc Army. Be prepared.

*blinks*

*laughs*

*laughs some more*

*yawns*

^that should sum it up.  we still want war, bring it on  :archer:  :sword:  :orcdie:

oh, and where did you ever get the idea that we are inactive? we have been one of the best alliances out there since near when the game started.  

/me thinks you got your information mixed up :)

Most powerfulest? I think I'm gonna have to change my underwear.

If your allies be as great as you claim, then tell us please: What is their name?

after all we do have the same interests as N.O.O. in bringing down Relentless so pray tell who are your allies? Besides I wouldn't care if you had all the Orcs against us. This alliance is dedicated to destroying the orc menace. Wheter it will be 3,000 players against us, we would still fight

You have the same interests as NOO? Really? You ally with an Army of orcs then attack another Alliance of orcs with many members who are also in NOO? Well, let me tell you about interests....

I started the OSA... yes ME! Do you know how many members I had in two weeks? (Me neither.... a bunch). This was BEFORE NOO declared war against Relentless.... I was a member of Elite and NOO.... I helped bridge the gap between Elite and NOO... yes ME! I WILL claim that... cause I DID! (not taking all the credit... but, I did have a large part in that). I was the one who got stuff together enough to pull alliances together to work to take down LordStriker... I was the one who launched the very first attack the OSA did... and was responsible for ichybon's return attack going from 119mil to uner 200K. Don't forget what we did to Boogie_bear and Dr_Kirth. (You can see it here http://bubbateeth.proboards24.com/index.cg...gi?board=loggy) (http://bubbateeth.proboards24.com/index.cgi?board=loggy)). The Coming Storm did not exist until I started OSA and people saw how powerful bringing alliances together could be.

I am STILL a member of NOO... and I am one of the leaders of Orc Army... we have a chain for Age 3 with over 30 members currently in it... and we will be under NOO's leader, Errtu.... It was an Orc Army member who got multiple logins to The Coming Storm sight through various sources... and I am the one who gave some of those logins to Elite and NOO leaders (amongst others).

So, you think we don't have NOO to help us? Let's see... cause I can just as easily find a powerful commander for Age 3 and put Orc Army underneath him/her if NOO is not willing to help... (but my guess is, your alliance is not worth Errtu loosing having Orc Army under him).

Orc Army has bargaining power.... all those alliance leaders I gave a password to The Coming Storm... I think they will join in... if not, I simply post on The Coming Storm with the account... give them a 'Hello from EvilTracy'... and the account will be deleted... i'll just use one of the other accounts for my purposes... and those alliance leaders will loose their access... now, i'm sure I won't even have to do this.... I have members from all over that like me... why? Cause I have helped many people in the past... and asked for nothing in Return.  I helped out one of LordStikers members... (yes, the 'enemy') and found a guy who was selling off his whole account... I let the member from Striker Clan in on it... and allowed him to take over 10 mil to get sab immune and then some... hah, I even have a handful of Striker Clan members who will help me. Let's not forget the Pratoreans.... yes, many of them don't care for me... however, I have also helped some of them and forwarned them of mass attacks and even given them links to posts that helped save their arse. Dogs Of War... again, I have forwarned their leader on a number of occassions, and I speak with her on a somewhat regular basis.... oh, and let's not forget the Relentless allies who KNOW WHICH ACCOUNT I use... who do not rat me out and have even helped me with attacks... and Shylore... didn't she used to be a member here? Yes, she told me you guys kicked her out... ha, she even had some of her alliance help us out with a pest... and i have helped her out in return....

So, when you say we don't have backing... you don't know what your talking about... we may not have some of those entire alliances behind us... but, I have handfulls of people from everywhere that will help out... and that will make it tough for you to target anybody. So, when  you do your body counts and gold stolen counts, don't forget to include all the non orcs that will be attacking you also.

we didnt want a resume from you.   when did war get so complicated?  why can we just kill eachother and have a good time?

btw i'm speaking for myself here

if N.O.O would attack then i would have to attack them back, same with the other alliances. Are you sure they would back you. They might have agreed and maybe helped you out, but remember in the time of war or greatest need you find out who your true friends are. I'm also not sure about all your allies since you seem to be going on an egotrip there. I really don't care if all of damn Chaos was against us, if there is a war and i'm being 5x1'd by over 1,000 people i would still fight on

Wow, if this was an ego-war you could take out the whole of KoC in an instant. The only thing bigger than your ego seems to be the number of full-stop's you've got in that post.

Yes, when do we say that? I don't see anyone here saying you don't have backing.
How about you stop yapping and just get on with this war. If you're as wonderful as you say you are then I'm sure it will all be over quickly.

True, if they could back up all that talk we would be dead already.  Evil, i gave up reading that after about first paragraph, i realy don't care that much about what you have to say, next time, please get to the point, so that i'll actually read it... and the link man "The board you are trying to access does not exist." that is great, guess i'm doing something wrong, but still thats just funny that that came up.

yeah it does say that. We all know you created the OSA Evil, but you don't have to make a point of it and say how great you were because you thought of it. The link doesn't help because we already know you were a leader and know you look foolish to us because you gave us a bad link

You have to register to see it... I would have assumed you could have figured that out... should I write a post about how to register on proboards?

randomness from a weirdo: eviltracy thanks for registering.  i hate when people run around as guests.

so why didn't you just give a link to the front of the boards itself instead of a certain forum we couldn't access? and whats with the passive aggressive here? You suddenly come here and jump down our throats then act passive aggressive

Hmm... I do think there was some doubt about our allies actually helping us... here... try this... move your mouse to the far right... see that bar? Hold your mouse down on it and scroll up now... you just might find some posts that hinted towards a lack of true allies.... maybe something about how NOO won't help either.

As for my ego... well, I looked it up and the dictionary pointed me to the word 'conceit'. One of the definitions was pride. So, if I take pride in telling the truth in what I have done... yeah, I have an ego I guess don't I?


 

I posted that specific link because that was the war hall, where mass attacks were posted. I didn't wanna work anyones minds too hard and make them actually SEARCH for what I was talking about.

And don't talk to me about jumping down throats... had your leaders taken the time to research Orc Army,  you would see that with me being the leader, i've done more to take down LS then most people have. And then you claim some weak excuse of not targeting NOO because they helped with LS... hah, yeah, I'll jump down your throats... cause you picked Orc Army cause you thought we were weak. So, yeah, expect a bit of hostility... it's war right?

first all all part of your post is in the quote so it's hard to follow. Second of all how does that prove that your allies are helping you? Third of all you keep on using those damn fullstops, Fourthly you are still being passive aggressive Fifth of all I have this definition You exemply that in your post. Good night

and i never said that. The person who went on those boards did. Hostility is ok, but passive aggresive means the person is unbalanced.

Hey, I just noticed something... look at the date I first signed up here. Hmmm, that was about the time DoW came asking you guys for help, but if I remember right, you cowared at the thought of fighting NOO.

evil, we don't care what you've done, and stop double posting, god, someone make those into one or something, dude can't even use the edit button

cowered??? you seem like Ann Coulter or Bill O'Reilly in trying to spin things. We didn't go with them because frankly they seemed like arrogant hotshots who were wasting space on the board. just like you in fact, good night and i'll see you on the battlefield

Okay, I will try to go nice and slowly for you so that you can understand. Rule number one of being patronising: Don't speak crap. Like you just did.
I almost recommended to you this book (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0764508385/qid=1073962809//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i3_xgl14/002-5552423-7722424?v=glance&s=books&n=507846), but I fear it might be a bit too advanced. Perhaps this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0028642309/ref=pd_sbs_b_3/002-5552423-7722424?v=glance&s=books) would be a little more suitable, though you might need to ask a grown up to help.

Yes, there was doubt about the validity of your allies; there still is; there will be until any of them actually act. What there was an absolute lack of, however, would be any posts claiming you have no allies.


Of course you do. Most people have an ego. What most people do not have is such an inflated ego that were it a solid entity half the earth would be plunged into darkness.
There is not much wrong with pride in achievement, but there is a lot wrong with being overproud. Plus it makes you look stupid.

unless you already are stupid and no matter what you do makes you look stupider. *points at self* I am a wonderful example of that. :D

:rolleyes:

Even you could understand parts of those books. LOL  

:hmmm:   hey now. I'll have you know that *falls asleep on and drools on keyboard*  

sounds like a lot of talk to me. I want to see the action now  :P  

pandabear(cute name) quickly edit your post before you get in trouble for doing a one emote post(if they still enforce that)

or an even better idea we spam to cover that up :P

eviltracy, i think i know what ur trying to do, ur trying to make this thing way too complicated so we don't understand this war anymore...
well u can't fool me i'm not gonna vewy long posts if they seem to contain nothing, i'll just attack when i like and wait and see what u people have to take me down (which i personally wouldn't really care about as KoC sux this age, it's better then that i'll look at my rank the day it ends and say, ok ur average ranked, i'm not gonna run around in circles cheering, singing and hugging people for that, i will if i piss off people like u who think they are da bomb and stuff)
and also i'd like know what ur opinion on cookies is, cause if u don't like cheese cookies i think u just gave a lot of people a reason to go to war with u and i laugh at people that read all this crap: MUHAHA!!! gotcha!!! :sheep:  

Hey, don't get your ideas from Al Franken. Use some fresh analogies, not somebody elses. I can spout things from books i've read also. Kinda like that moron on that movie "Goodwill Hunting".

What he means to say is that your lies are as convincing as Alastair Campbell's.

Ah..  nice one.. totally out of character: Get them the hell out of Iraq.. :hmmm:

why not i believe that. besides if i was quoting Al Franken i woulda added Sean Hannity and Karl Rove in there

LOL I'm talking with someone named nonya right now on #koctga and this appeared in my attack log

Here's part of our convo:

nonya is gixxer

Ok I have a question...is there a difference between gixxer and gixxxer?  

Not to my knowledge.

Does "gixxer" mean anything?  :miffed:  

umm hippy hater?

It means leader in Orc Army  :P  

I just read this and this is the first time I heard of Orc Army. You must be pretty small. The Great Alliance is going to destroy you. Destroying Orc Army is only one step to ridding the world of Orcs.
Long live Elves, Dwarves, and Humans!

Ummm, OK. Don't know what to tell ya. I've never heard of TGA before until the Dogs Of War declared war on NOO a while back, and DoW asked you guys if you would like to participate, then the talk about TGA came about in the NOO forum and how they went to war with you guys back in Age 1. But hey, you probably have not heard of Orc Army cause we don't go around picking fights, we just protect our own. (and we started in Mid Oct, so, you could say we are still a very new alliance).

No. I didn't here about it because it is so small and weak. :cool:  

Some KOCers are just plain uneducated nowadays.

Brief history lesson, in case you fell asleep in class; TGA has existed since January 2003, Age 0. If you hadnt heard of us until the Dow-NOO incident... I blame ignorance.

Ignorance or lack of spending all my time on GUA forums researching the past?

I don't know why you are trying to flame me. Maybe none of you have never heard of Orc Army because we are fairly new, we don't post much about Orc Army on GUA forums other than our recruiting thread, and cause your not an orc, so why would you bother looking for an orc alliance?

Maybe I have never heard of TGA because like I said, I have not spent much time on GUA looking up the past. None of the talk when I was running the OSA mentioned anything about TGA, there was no talk about TGA on The Coming Storm site, and i'm an orc, so why would I have heard of TGA until you declared war on us? Obviously you can't claim that TGA has been a big name in Age 2.

As far as us being weak, that depends what your judging strength on.   I have 13 names in my logs from TGA (not even sure if every one of them is from TGA)

You're so lucky I deleted my account recently.  I go in kamikaze style and 5x1 everyone on attack lists.  :D

i think our power is that we enjoy wars :)
and as far as i know we fought 2 wars with NOO (which i think still is the largest orc alliance) in history and we lost none of them (well i don't think there was a clear 'winner' there but i think both sides enjoyed the war) and well we hadn't have an alliance to alliance war so far this age (i don't raelly count mass-wars on relentless and LordStriker, as that was mostly a one sided war)

Methinks maybe you should look up what ignorance means.
Actually, I'm in a helpful mood; I'll do it for you: ignorance noun lack of knowledge or awareness.

TGA is and continues to be a major presence within KoC.
Although our GUA presence has dropped in Age2, it is still visible for anyone who cares to look.
You didn't know about TGA because you never checked GUA; you had your head in the sand; you were ignorant.

pssst SS, you get him on his words, and u said age3 and it's still age2 [/whispers]

:music:

Hmf, I guess major presence is up for each to decide what 'major presence' really means. And yes, let's not play dictionary games, I won't mention you slipping up and calling Age 2 Age 3, I do the same kind of mistakes sometimes.

Is NOO the largest Orc Alliance? Is that based on numbers of (active) members or total SA, or what? How are you judging that? Cause i'm in NOO and Orc Army, if I compare names of people who actively post and names on both clickers, I would not say NOO is the larger of the two? But NOO has bigger players. So, again, you could debate it either way I guess.

But it is Age3! The KoC admins just labelled it wrongly, honest! :paranoid:

SS is actually kind of right.  Why the hell would there be an Age 0?  LOL  

there was but it didn't have spies in it. i don't know why, maybe its the dark ages of KoC?

Age 0 was Beta for Age 1. Lasted about a week.

Spies and Mercs were introduced after the hacker attacks early in Age 1.

Age0 was cool! You could kill everyones soldiers.  ya, there weren't any spies, and they didn't have mercs (at first, they added them later), and that was when weapons couoldn't be damaged or sold.  not to mention that the number of weapons you could use wasn't linked to how many soldiers you had  LOL  but it did have the army size rule where you only attack those 5 times yourarmy size, and half your own :rolleyes:  

I played age 1 and 2. I think age 1 was better than age 2.

bull was age 0 a week long...yes it was a test but it was pretty long, nowhere near the length of age 2 and 1 though...

i played from near the start, i still remember i had an army of about 120 at the end of age 0...i was proud of it...

i finished age 1 #74 and in age 2 i've got even more men, I have been in the top ten and most of the age was spent wasting around on the front page. Yet i'm proud of none of these...

sums it up really...age 0 was da bomb

oh yeah...there were never any mercs in age 0 or training. These were added a little while into age 1, those of you who still remember might recall they went down for a long time due to DOS attacks and when they came back the game was quite changed.

Sounds like fun.  LOL



Speaking of Age 0, when's FoN ever going to get started?  :P  

NEVER!!!! unless we do something drastic.  lanair want to be in on my kidnapping plans?

SS, Ev, or someone else?  :D  

SS we are going to kidnap him until he does what we want.  why ev?

He's also on the creation team, along with ripper and/or mole.  ;)  

well  SS first.  

FoN is actually moving again.

For those interested: Fate of Nations Placeholder (http://hybridchill.com/nations/)

((That needs updating, btw; We dont really expect it to be open to the general public this quarter))

Yeah, at our current rate there's no reason for FoN not to be finished before this year is out, but hopefully we can pick things up and have it active before the summer.

Yes and I will be productive and actually dothings that are supposed to be done. :rolleyes:

thats...not...really...true

i jumped ship a while ago  :o  

smart move :P

and they caught me trying to sneek onto the ship and kicked me off. :(

yeah, we've been kinda dead over the past month or so, but now things are starting to move along pretty well.

C'mon!  I only have 3 role-playing games I'm addicted to right now!  I NEED MORE!!!  LOL  

Can we move this FoN talk to a different thread/section please. :P

well...we could make a FoN section....and....I CAN BE THE MOD! :P

No!  ME!!!  I wanna have power!!! :P

SS- where would this go?   LOL  

yeah we arnt allowed in the FoN area.  I tried to go in it on rugs account but I didnt know the password :(  maybe you should make an area where we can talk about it. or we could jsut continue to throw it in random places

Here. (http://www.bpsite.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=3&t=1418)

aww I liked just throwing it in there randomly.

yay! it's in my section now!  :P i'm the mod!
the games&gaming section actually is coming to life know :thumbs-up:

dont worry it will die soon enough :P

/me takes out his sharp hot brand

yep, it'll die anytime now :P

I dont get it :huh:  

ummmm did i miss something???
 :sheep:
 

Sharky likes brands...hot brands.

ok :huh:  

wow... that is what I call spamming a topic.... it strayed beautifully away from its main point. To say it bluntly
(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc5.jpg)

cool pic. Is that off of a movie?

nice.  but we already knew that we just wanted to see how long the spam could continue before a mod got pissy at us.  your pointing out the obvious is interfearing with this :(

*humps darkstone until he runs away*

LOL   dam do y'all all say stuff like that

hmm well you'll just have to hang around for a while to see :P

Air Force One starring Harrison Ford.  Pretty good movie.  And no, we most definately DO NOT all talk like that.  Only about 70% of the people here.

this is an interestng tactic, we should use Fire to scare away the Orc Army, either that or seduce them LOL  

Says Tham w/ that sig... O_o :P

That is the second time I have been humped by her.... and I must say, it was painful... so very very painful.

Please tell me you're a guy... O_o

aww darkstone you know you like it :P

well they arnt scared off yet so looks like seduction is on my to do  list.  

He's probably containing all the joy inside of him b/c he never gets out of the house to get real attention like that...if you don't count strip clubs. =P

nah he is too young for strip clubs.  

well...it depends you could always sneak into one...OR

Just come to my house :D

People- we're trying to recruit new members, not scare everyone off!  LOL  

pfft. lanair if they  have a problem with what we talk about we dont want them hanging around do we?

Umm... never mind, seeing as how I just noticed they're the orcs from the other alliance!  LOL  

OMG you are LIEK such a genius.  She wasn't humping the new members...I'm thinking that only comes w/ a special request.  :P

LOL no.  its pretty much a random choosing on my part. :P  

meh, I stand  by meh.

I have sigs disabled so I don't have to look at it everytime I post.  I stole it from a movie anyway.

hey even if i was a orc if i heard their was stippers i would instantly quite orc-in-ship and leak all the info and join TGA :P  

killumall, i can't believe u haven't invaded the headquarters yet... go spam up that place!!!

yeah really. you've started spamming inn here and this place isnt much fun for spamming. go to HQ

THIS ISNT FAIR IM TOO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! someone explain it to me in english

ok go Here (http://www.bpsite.co.uk/forums/index.php)  the first  area you see is Head quarters.  that is where most of the nonsense happens go there. and start spamming it up .

yAy!...I was just about to hit on him too :P

what hitting on him?  him who?

KILLUM... :D  

ah nevermind

As long as it's understood. :P

oh yes and stay away from underruler she is odd  

uh...look who's talking...I don't hump people unless they *really* want "it". :P

hehehe I just like saying other people are weird. before you I didnt have anyone to warn people of

and he wanted to be humped he may not admit to it but he deffinatly wanted it :P

I have decided.... I need a new forum to spam and so here I will spam. so says the darkstone331+1

yay.  go to the head quarters thats where all the fun is.

yAy...More SPAMMAGE...don't worry darkstone it won't be long before you get some "attention".

hey now find your own sexy orc

You have your own orc peons...lemme have one.  Plus I invited him to my house for a private showing anyway. :P

i dont have orc peons I am the peon. :(

On that other game...you were talking about it in the Avatar thread thing...I'm pretty sure...pretty pretty please lemme have him...*gives Fire puppy dog eyes*(not to eat) :P

na uh you have gixxer

I am no one's sexy orc.... you know no matter I say won't win, so I say meh.

of course you wont win. You are just an orc

nah I can't win this arguement because hell.... I just don't try.

Who said that?  He has a girlfriend.



so you admit you're sexy? :P

so you bit his penis(only because he  twisted things) but still

I don't know what you are talking about... :huh:

neither do i  but.  because I foget what I'm talking about too often.  

Uh...WAIT...I remember that.  I don't know how but people always seem to twist my words into pervy things.  

good so I'm not as weird as I thought :) (no false memories yet  :D)

Found it! :P

EDIT: BTW, I am the whore if you haven't figured that out.

oh that reminds me I should post the bed wetting one before I lose it  

meh, to this

you didnt need to say that.   honeslty you could have just aimed me and said that.  

I don't think he wants our "attention".

I think he needs a good kick to the head (either one will do :P )

HUH?...head...WOW...ok...I think the one w/ a brain would work best.

we could do both for good measure :P

Which head do you want? :P

I'll take the one lacking brains  than again thats not very clear. I call his peepee :P

LOL  LOL  LOL Finally making that tongue useful eh? :P

It is always useful to say meh to all things. And no attacking my head.... I plan on using my brain sooner or later.

i was hoping this thread would return to the topic.. but i see now that was a foolish thing to hope.

*closed*