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Stuf:


And I say stfu, and you stfu, and everyone stfu, but I'm deaf, so no one really stfu.


Gtfo:


And I tell you. Gtfo. But you sit there like a butt. So I say Gtfo. And you say Stfu. And I say Gtfo bitch. And you go. D: And I go: Aha. Gtfo.



Dilema:


I woke up. I was hungry. I needed food. But the kitchen was another room. And my bed. Is too far off the ground. It's not fun to get out of that bed in JEANS. But eventually I get off my ass and go to the kitchen. Where I am faced with a dilema. Soup, or cheese sandwiches. I scream.



If you thought these were serious, then there is something wrong with you. But its art.

*slaps hand as it reaches the mod controls*

its uhhh wierd, is there any kind of inspiration behind it?  :(  

Yes. I was sitting here, staring at furcadia. I was thinking about the people in AI when I wrote Stfu and Gtfo. xD And then I was hungry and wrote Dilema because I was debating weither at 2 in the morning it was worth getting up and making food.

it's allways worth to get up for making food if ur good at it

fil, u are indeed an inspiration to us all

fil, u inspirated me and i'll have a go at a song to...:

'Walking around naked is the coolest thing to do!'
that's what i was singing to all the sweet girls i knew
'Walking around naked is the coolest thing to do!'
now all the sweet girls stay at home with the flu


ehm i don't have a particular reason to do this song... just popped into my head, ow and i dunno how u write 'flew/flue' so i just guessed :P

fixed your spelling because I can

flu

opper now youve inspired me too ...:devil: ill be back later

ah damit... flew looks better then flu <_<  

opper I love your song.  that  is just awesome

ah i just started and it went automatically from there :P  

its nice.  I tried reading yours fil but it  was late and my eyes wre having issues .

I likey opper's song...hehehe...I dunno how they get the flu...maybe a naish venereal disease...unless Opper do you have the flu...?

nah I think they are pretending to have the flu so they can avoid  oppers nakedness

eh...then it must be bad...hahahahahaha  

u 2 obviously have no feeling for poetry...
off course they wanted to be cool too, and started walking around naked, and cause it's cold these days, that wasn't smart and they got sick <_<  

Someone flushed the toilet!
And the house exploded.
How can flushing explode a house?
It can, so shut up.

But.
The house exploded, so shut up already.



Ahaha. xD





Seventy two pickles in a can.
Seventy two pickles in a can.
Seventy two pickles in a can.
Seventy two walnuts.
Seventy two walnuts.
Seventy two fingers in the blender.
Seventy two fingers in the stove.
Seventy two fingers in your burger.
Seventy two fingers in your pants.
Seventy two lines on the wall.
Seventy two minutes there were none at all.
Seventy two is something important.
Seventy two is something I forgot.
Seventy two eyes looking upwards.
Seventy two tears running dry.
Seventy two words in this letter.
Seventy two purposes to all my thoughts.
Seventy two could mean something to you.
Seventy two could be my age.
Seventy two could be tomorrow,
but seventy two is today.
Seventy two numbers running rampart.
Seventy two names in my head.
Seventy two men were slaughtered.
Seventy two heads on a pike.
Seventy two is your laundry.
Seventy two is your shoes.
Seventy two is your clothing.
Seventy two is your hair.
Seventy two is nothing.
Seventy two is everything.
Seventy two wants nothing more than to be a part of you.
Seventy two is you.

oOoh...so ur w/naked girls now?

no their sick at home... not my home, cause i don't want to be sick with newyearsparties

 :D it is posible and i know people who've done it and the uhh *cough* chemicals involved :devil: