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<GandalfTheOld> man, 130 by 600 is really restrictive
<NS33> how about 480-640
<GandalfTheOld> ... a sig like that is allowed?
<NS33> LOL
<Rug> LOL
<Rug> Do what I do for long avis
<Rug> take the pic
<Rug> and put text by t
<Rug> *it
<Rug> my sig image is entirely text based apart from some groovy button things from PSP<GandalfTheOld> ok, i think i finally found a good one... but it's an altered form of the one i also based my avi from...
<Rug> and my style name, which is characters from zhongwen.com
<Rug> uh oh
<Rug> You do know Ev was resisting the urge to fish you due to that Avi?
<NS33> LOL
<GandalfTheOld> .....
<Rug> one moment, ill find the log
<Rug> <Everous> gand's avie's playing mind games on me...its psyching me out 
<Rug> <LordRahl|TGA> lmao 
<Rug> <LordRahl|TGA> poor ev 
<Rug> <Rug> itwants you to fish it   
<Rug> <Everous> "hey big boy...come get some"
<GandalfTheOld> ......
<Rug> <Everous> man that chick is hot... 
<Rug> *** Signoff: TGA|LordRahl (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 
<Rug> <Everous> this is exactly why guys shouldn't use chicks as their avie...if i view that pic any more i'm gonna start getting indecent thoughts about gand...
<GandalfTheOld> ............
<Rug> <Everous> why does gand have some war of genesis chick as his avie? 
<Rug> <Rug> cos hes the Bishounenai Affairs Minister   
<Rug> <Rug> duh   
<Rug> <Everous> ...man i'm a little risky with my avatars but at least i make sure THEY'RE MALE 
<Rug> <Rug> LOL   
<Rug> <Rug> some of mine arent...   
<Rug> <Rug> the one that goes with the 'Black Mask of Death' title is a girl   
<Rug> <Rug> albeit a girl in full armour 
<Rug> <Everous> i say gand change his avie quick... 
<Rug> <Rug> LOL   
<Rug> <LordRahl|TGA> LOL 
<Rug> <Rug> before you start humping his leg   
<Rug> <Everous> no really...its an emergency... 
<Rug> <LordRahl|TGA> lmao! 
<Rug> <Everous> he's turning me gay...
<GandalfTheOld> i LOVE girls, that's why.. :P
<GandalfTheOld> unlike some people <_<
<Rug> lmao
<Rug> Jus cos I wanna be Xiahou Dun!

Hey rug!  I have no way of getting onto IRC.  If you know of a FREE provider for MACS that WORKS, please tell me.  ;)

You guys are just never content with the current level of spam are you?  There's always gotta be more...

scandelous!

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS TRICKERY!

 :ph34r:

Meh i use paint to make all my stuff... He must have had alot of time... since my avatar took me over an hour

<diskreet> You subjugated the enemy!
<diskreet> As YgravikT's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
<diskreet> You stole 1,321,513 gold from YgravikT!
<diskreet> You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.
<diskreet> there's his answer. :D
<Rug> disk gives YgravikT a spanking!
<Rug> spankyspankyspanky!

<||[ The Great Alliance ]|| Grade 'A' IRC: Not to exceed 22% dumbpidity || No link trading here. || Everous dreams of being sucked off by text! || YGravikT gives inanimate objects head! ||>

<Everous> ITS EVERYWHERE...
<Everous> GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
...
<Everous> ITS ON MY CROTCH
<NS33> uh no
<NS33> no teenage fantasies here please
<Everous> ah well...

<Everous> gives head?...maybe we could arrange a little....somet....ye...

<NS33> i know you like it everous
<NS33> i know you dream about ascii pr0n
<Everous> erm...
<Rug> roflroflrofl
<Everous> if you like...

<Daimao> 370,555,767 Gold stolen 15 41
...
* diskreet thinks dai is raping his girl's account
<Rug> * diskreet thinks dai is raping his girl

<Everous> namely...sheer...unadulterated pleasure...
<Everous> ...for me...
<NS33> you mean raping?
<diskreet> o.o
<Everous> stop putting words into my mouth ¬_¬
<NS33> WELL ISNT IT?!

<diskreet> what did you spend all that on?
...
<Everous> he blew it on fast women...and men...and donkeys

<Everous> bah...i gotta do my food coursework as well...or i get detention...
...
<Everous> why don't they ever say: "do your coursework...or i'll take you out back and we can have a fag..."

* The implications of this one are simply disturbing... *

* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 77%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Bleh. Pseudo-worm dumbpidity kick!)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (nyaha!)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 35%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 47%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (dumpidity = 51%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 85%)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (rccola25 proxy kick)
* You were kicked from #KOCTGA by Rug (Dumbpidity = 87%)
* NS33 is watching dumpidity slowly rising
* Rug sets mode: +b NS33!*@*.quakenet.org
* You were kicked by diskreet (Matching NS33!*@*.quakenet.org ban by Rug ‹206›)
<Rug> dumpidity = 98% XD

<Sx-MythoS-sX> oh come on i just gave u 1 min/do something :P
* YgravikT was blowing on the empty pepsi bottle
<YgravikT> .* guess it sounded kkinda strange, ya *.
<NS33> O_O!!!
<YgravikT> .* LOL *.

<Daimao> i leave it for you guys
<Everous> ...
<Everous> how...kind of you
* Everous attacks Dai with a plastic bag
<NS33> i think he likes you
<NS33> run
<Daimao> everous,you pervert

<diskreet> mmm... i say wait
<Everous> too late
<NS33> -_-
<Daimao> 1.2 mil aint worth it
<NS33> PREMATURE ATTACKULATION!!
<NS33> SEE?!
<Everous> You stole 675,066 gold from CryHavok!
<Everous> ...
<Everous> bitch
<NS33> YOU AWFUL PREMATURE ATTACKULATOR!!
<Everous> You stole 675,066 gold from CryHavok!
<Everous> ...
<Everous> bitch

<LarzX> but sometimes i worship myself
<Everous> yeah...religious deviance...
<Everous> its the secret to self love...
<LarzX> self love?
<LarzX> are you talking about masturbation?
<Everous> if you like...

<Shadow_King> ..oh mikey has 200K on him......
<NS33> thats poor -_-
<PrinceofFear> I want sex.
<PrinceofFear> From females.
<Shadow_King> yea...poor...about to become poorer
<NS33> get 484, give 592
<PrinceofFear> Ok I have no clue why i said that
* NS33 goes to quote

<Shadow_King> teach me, i want lord strikers account
<NS33> mmm
<Shadow_King> i want to take it in my hand...and squeeze
<NS33> O_O!!
<PrinceofFear> Um.
* PrinceofFear walks away
<NS33> o.o

<Rug> !slap my crotch
* Remco- shoves an old boot down my crotch's throat just to keep my crotch quiet!
<NS33-yiff> LMAO
<Rug> NS
<Rug> quote that
<LordRahl|TGA> LOL
<Rug> !slap my crotch
* Remco- runs after my crotch with a chain saw.

<NS33> a flurry of action yielded no response
<NWDuneAuron> ...

* Lav|||Afk buthurts Rug
<diskreet> ehh..
<Rug> Oh! Oh! Yeah! Harder, baby!
* Lav|||Afk hardenes after thinging of Rug's sis
* Rug doesnt have a sister. has a brother however
<Lav|||Afk> he's feminine isn't he
<Rug> nah, no really
<Lav|||Afk> well, i like the little fagger
<Rug> bit bishy maybe
<Rug> little? dude, how old are you
<Lav|||Afk> 49
<Lav|||Afk> =p
<Rug> Mrrrrrow! I LOVE older men!

Hmm...maybe he should join the Friendship Alliance then  LOL

<Rug> o.O
<Smi256> two can play at that game
<Rug> is this some obscene ritual
<LordRahl|TGA> O.o
<Smi256> :P
<Rug> "Oh yes... yes... stats me... yes!"
* NS33 reminds self: stomp on any and all doormats from now on
<Rug> "Its good... yes... do it again, oh!"
<Everous> i can't...
* NS33 remembers: be wary of humping doormats!
<Everous> where do i get it?
<NS33> at your door everous
* Rug notes that assaulting my disciples will get you hurt
<NS33> but i dont think u'd want it :S
<diskreet> sharereactor/emule
* NS33 thinks injuries from humping O_O
* NS33 wears protective gear at all times
...
<Rug> prickly, eh
* NS33 goes to buy extra strength cups
* Smi256 is planing on getting rid of all doors mats in and around my house

* NS33 cuddles mozzy
* NS33 worships firebird
<terrie> thats enough about your love life.
<matt_the_shark> LOL
<NS33> -_-
<NS33> stop getting involved in my love life -_-
<NS33> i dont appreciate you interrupting my intimacy

(+Everous) why the HELL would i wanna urinate oh myself in game?
(+Everous) ...when i could do it in real life? ;P
(@Rug) rofl
• +NS33 goes immediately to quote
• @Rug gives NS a medal

I'm computer illiterate...i dunno how to set up the IRC crap and I am quite thoroughly confused...and I don't want to do things that screw up my comp...b/c most likely that's wut ends up happening...please help me

oh and i have trillian in case ur wondering

(16:20:15) (+Everous) oh god yes(note the expression of immense pleasure at this statement)...i drooled on my fav shirt and i don't even give a damn...
(16:20:50) (+Everous) ...don't tell me you don't get those moments when you really just don't give a shit about anything...
(16:20:57) (+FFs|Ice-aweh) ev
(16:20:57) (+NS33) see why i dont believe you're almost 16?
(16:21:06)     —› quit: (Remco-) (~remco@league.admin.game.net) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(16:21:09) (+FFs|Ice-aweh) how old r u ?
(16:21:11) (+FFs|Ice-aweh) 10 ?:P
(16:21:14) (+NS33) good god you killed remco as well

<diskreet> heya NS33
<diskreet> did you just feel an earthquake?
<diskreet> like 10-15 mins ago?
<NS33> OMG!
<NS33> ARE YOU KIDDING
<NS33> YEAH
<NS33> OMG
<NS33> you felt it too?
<diskreet> no
<Rug> rofl

<GandalfTheCopy> perfectly good chance, and i blew it
<Firefairy_8> well at least you didn't just get drooled on :P
<Rug> *cough*
* Rug hides
<Firefairy_8> "Theamazingrugman [3:27 PM]:  oh um... sorry, think I drooled on you *wipes off*"
<Rug> Aw man :(

(12:00:04) (+NS33) you bad asshole :P
(12:01:42) (+terrie) At least I'm clean and tight, as opposed to a nasty dripping mess
(12:01:55) (+NS33) good god
(12:04:44) (+terrie) LOL
(12:04:53) (@Ill|Ruggeh) um
(12:04:59) (@Ill|Ruggeh) I dont wanna know do i
(12:06:14) (+Firefairy_8) O.O

<NS33> hey biter can i have ur site url
<Shadow_King> one sec
<Shadow_King> http://www.shadowking.100megsfree5.com/ (http://www.shadowking.100megsfree5.com/)
<Sleepy|Rug> Duuuuuuuuude
<Sleepy|Rug> is that a advert for wigs
<Sleepy|Rug> duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
<Sleepy|Rug> is that an advert for female wigs

<Firefairy_8> I dont have a pond
<Daimao> :P
<Daimao> dig one
<Daimao> :P
<Firefairy_8> no
<Daimao> you can stash secrets in it
<Firefairy_8> mosys harvest there
<|foxy> pay som1 too?
<Daimao> ead pets
<Daimao> dead boyfriends
<Daimao> dead relatives
<Daimao> XD
<Rug> speaking from experience?
<Firefairy_8> I would be afraid to dig in my yard for fear of finding a cat skeleton
<Rug> you mass murderer
<Daimao> i didn't murder them
<Daimao> i helped them across dimensions
<Rug> begs the question
<Daimao> ......
<Rug> youhave dead boyfriends?
<|foxy> LOL
<Firefairy_8> well he had to kill them so they didnt blab about him being gay
<Rug> rofl
<Daimao> i've killed boys who could be future boyfriends of my daughter i might have
<Daimao> :P
<Firefairy_8> lmao
<Rug> a little over protective?
<Daimao> makes sense no?
<Rug> keeping her for yourself maybe?
<Daimao> maybe just a little
<Firefairy_8> so all the male babies born this year are now dead/
<Daimao> pretty much
<Rug> <Rug> keeping her for yourself maybe? 
<Rug> <Daimao> maybe just a little
<Rug> score one for me
<Daimao> LOL rug
<Firefairy_8> pedophile eh?
<Rug> this needs to be quoted
<Firefairy_8> deffinatly

<Scrub|foxy> if im nimble enough tonight i cud clean my own :P

you can block sigs. i do that when parents are around.  or sometimes a dont because I can just tell that that mole is a weirdo

blame me, aided by disk's IRC scripting skills.

*** Rug has changed the topic on channel #KOCTGA to <||The Great Alliance - morituri nolumus mor! || Grade 'A' IRC: Not to exceed 22% dumbpidity|| No link trading here. || Why? Because you touch yourself at night. || I r fiter! || No gay talking!||>

(17:25:57) • +Everous rips his shirt off
(17:25:58) (@diskreet) what was that guy's id #?
(17:26:29) (+Firefairy) Everous calm yourself your scary me
(17:26:30) (+ReaperOfSorrow) LOL
(17:26:35) (+Firefairy) *scaring
(17:26:58) • @diskreet laughs at Everous' stuffed bra.
(17:27:03) (+Firefairy) lmao
(17:27:05) (+NS33) o_O
(17:27:17) • +NS33 goes to quote
(17:27:22) (+Everous) you're just jealous of my....bra...
(17:27:25) (+Everous) o.o
(17:27:29) (+NS33) you DO wear a bra?!
(17:27:39) (+Firefairy) *dies laughing*
(17:27:47) (+ReaperOfSorrow) LOL
(17:27:56) (+NS33) even 15 year old GIRLS dont wear bras!!! O_O~
(17:28:05) (+Firefairy) uuh yeahs they do
(17:28:07) (+ReaperOfSorrow) some do
(17:28:09) (+ReaperOfSorrow) LOL
(17:28:09) (+NS33) well, some
(17:28:12) (+Everous) no they do...
(17:28:18) (+Everous) trust me ;)
(17:28:18) (+NS33) you would know -_-
(17:28:23) (+ReaperOfSorrow) some are still flat as a 2x4
(17:28:24) (+ReaperOfSorrow) LOL
(17:28:25) (+NS33) ô_ô
(17:28:31) (+Firefairy) LOL
(17:28:31) • +Everous barks in NS33's face
(17:28:41) (+Firefairy) only those gymnastic weirdos
(17:28:44) (+Everous) some are....
(17:28:46) (+ReaperOfSorrow) LOL
(17:28:48) • +Everous continues barking
(17:28:53) • +NS33 notes with disturbance that everous is turning from underage fetishes to bestiality
(17:29:05) (+Everous) ...its not really underage per se...
(17:29:06) (+ReaperOfSorrow) lmao
(17:29:09) (+Everous) since i'm 15 also...
(17:29:23) (+Everous) well it is...just not paedophilic...
(17:29:28) (+Firefairy) so much for being in 'nam
(17:29:39) (+NS33) another fantasy...

sry rug I felt the need to tease somebody and your not a freak. i'm just teasing

<||The Great Alliance - morituri nolumus mor! || Grade 'A' IRC: Not to exceed 22% dumbpidity|| No link trading here. || Why? Because you touch yourself at night. || Join the :> Posse: Contact Rug ||>

-L- [#KOCTGA] HII! :->

*** Remco- (~remco@league.admin.game.net) has joined channel #KOCTGA
*** Mode change "+v Remco-" for channel #KOCTGA by L
<Rug> HII!
<Rug> :>

(19:27:57) • +tumbleweed- rolls across the channel
(19:30:17) • +Firefairy_8 kicks tummbleweed gently
(19:32:48) • +tumbleweed- was kicked gently by Firefairy_8
(19:32:56) • +tumbleweed- continues to roll across the channel
(19:34:25) (+Everous) fish@tumbleweed mmm?
(19:34:39) • +tumbleweed- jumps on everous and fishs him
(19:34:43) (+Firefairy_8) lmao
(19:34:46) (+Everous) that'll explain it...
(19:35:01) • +Firefairy_8 takes pictures
(19:35:22) • +tumbleweed- notes everous is groaning in pleasure
(19:35:45) • +underruler pays extra to Fire to get copies of the pix
(19:36:30) • +tumbleweed- flies off everous and continues to roll across the channel
(19:43:16)     —› quit: (Everous) (Everous@Everous.users.quakenet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(19:43:51)     —› join: (Everous) (Everous@Everous.users.quakenet.org)
(19:43:53) • +tumbleweed- yearns for the one that can fish me...
(19:44:12) • +tumbleweed- gently rolls to tumbleweed-'s secret lover... everous...
(19:44:24) • +Firefairy_8 hands tumbleweed a blow up doll
(19:45:15) • +tumbleweed- hands blow up doll to everous...
(19:45:15)     —› quit: (Everous) (Everous@Everous.users.quakenet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(19:45:41) (+Firefairy_8) I guess he took the blow up doll and ran
(19:47:19) • +tumbleweed- yearns for tumbleweed-'s blowup doll...
(19:48:05) • +Firefairy_8 hands tummbleweed a blow up doll that looks like everous
(19:48:48) (+Firefairy_8) dont pop it I want it back when your done with it
(19:48:55) (+NS33) o_O
(19:49:04) (+NS33) you keep a blowup doll of everous?
(19:49:08) (+Firefairy_8) mhm
(19:49:24) (+NS33) o.O
(19:49:38) (+underruler) can i borrow after tumbleweed-?
(19:49:54) (+Firefairy_8) as long as I get it back and its not deflated
(19:50:16) (+underruler) alrighty

(19:56:30) • +Firefairy_8 lights tumbleweed on fire
(19:56:43) • +tumbleweed- burns along with blowup doll
(19:56:48) (+Firefairy_8) I have extra
(19:56:52) • +tumbleweed- dies
(19:56:54) (+underruler) of Ev?
(19:56:58) (+Firefairy_8) mhm
(19:56:58) • +tumbleweed- rolls across channel...

you never know when one might pop so you have to have extra :P

oo I have a lovely  3 hour long convo that tant sent to me.  i havent had the time to read it yet but it should be full of good quotes to post on here :P

<Daimao> anna , i have an important question
<Firefairy_8> Dai now your jsut being vulgar
<Firefairy_8> uh oh
<Firefairy_8> those are never good
<Daimao> do you swallow?
<Rug> I thought those were the same
<Daimao> rofl
<Daimao> not really
<Firefairy_8> umm given the oppertunity I proboblly would
<Rug> good answer
<Daimao> heh
<Firefairy_8> i think its kinda rude not to
<Daimao> LOL
<Firefairy_8> . . .why?
<Rug> "mmph... that was fun... excuse me while I go spit this somewhere"
<Daimao> just a random question
<Daimao> XD
<Firefairy_8> takes more effort to go spit it out than to swallow it
<Firefairy_8> k
<Daimao> + it's tasty and full of proteins
* Rug stops
* Rug stares at Dai
<Firefairy_8> LOL
<Rug> Dai
<Daimao> so i heard
<Rug> Better

<Remco-> -( Everous )- ID: 1005322 Race: Elves Rank: 39,054 Size: 7,106 Treasury: 468,846 Gold Attack: http://www.kingsofchaos.com/stats.php?id=1005322 (http://www.kingsofchaos.com/stats.php?id=1005322) -( KoC Stats )-
<NS33> go spend you newbie
<NS33> !stats
<Remco-> -( NS33 )- ID: 155595 Race: Elves Rank: 4,565 Size: 5,006 Treasury: 630,452 Gold Attack: http://www.kingsofchaos.com/stats.php?id=155595 (http://www.kingsofchaos.com/stats.php?id=155595) -( KoC Stats )-

(14:40:13) (+NS33) (19:29:58) (+Everous) dunno...i'm trying to fill a bathtub with cum...

(21:21:44) (+Firefairy_8) can I touch you?
(21:21:50) (+Shadow_King) hell yea
(21:21:56) (+Firefairy_8) thanx
(21:22:04) • +Firefairy_8 touches k ing
(21:22:09) • +Shadow_King likes
(21:22:11) • +NS33 lurks closer to biter
(21:22:33) • +Firefairy_8 pushes NS away and continues touching k ing
(21:23:02) • +NS33 goes away
(21:23:09) • +Shadow_King gets out the chocolate whiped cream strawberris
(21:23:20) (+Shadow_King) *berries
(21:23:41) (+Firefairy_8) yay!
(21:24:34) • +Shadow_King decides to put my face on arnolds body when he looked good, to see what i'll look like in a couple more years going to the gym
(21:24:39) • +Firefairy_8 poors chocolte syrup on k ings chest
(21:24:51) • +Shadow_King hell yea
(21:25:02) (+Firefairy_8) o whoops forgot to get rid of your clothes
(21:25:13) • +Shadow_King they were already off
(21:25:28) (+Firefairy_8) o ok in that case. .
(21:25:39) • +Firefairy_8 licks chocolate syrup off k ing
(21:25:57) • +Shadow_King is gona have some wonderful dreams tonight
(21:26:02) (+Firefairy_8) LOL
(21:28:00) • +Shadow_King takes it like a man
(21:28:25) (+Firefairy_8) umm how does one do that while having chocolate lick off of them?
(21:28:36) • +Shadow_King they lay back and enjoy it
(21:28:44) (+Firefairy_8) o LOL
(21:29:01) • +Shadow_King while adding whiped cream to the mix
(21:29:24) (+Firefairy_8) oooo
(21:29:45) • +Firefairy_8 sprays whipped cream on k ings stomach in the shape of a christmas tree
(21:30:05) • +Firefairy_8 licks it off
(21:31:12) • +Shadow_King picks fire up and takes her to private bath with hard wood floor all around, and lets her continue
(21:31:29) (+Firefairy_8) niiiice
(21:32:19) • +Firefairy_8 feeds k ing a chocolate covered strawberry
(21:32:26) (+NS33) o_O
(21:32:30) (+Shadow_King) sweet
(21:32:51) (+Shadow_King) poor ns, want us to take it out of here?
(21:32:58) (+NS33) nah that's find
(21:33:07) (+Shadow_King) LOL
(21:33:09) (+NS33) i'll just find my self out ;|
(21:33:16) (+Firefairy_8) LOL
(21:33:16) (+Firefairy_8) LOL
(21:33:39) (+Shadow_King) kk brotha from anotha motha
...
(21:34:09) • +Shadow_King now where were we, oh yea, you feading me as i take off your colthes
(21:35:11) (+under|wth) no...JUST...no
(21:35:30) • +Firefairy_8 grabs another strawberry dips it in whip cream and feeds it to k ing
(21:35:30) (+Shadow_King) ?
(21:35:31) (+NS33) getting explicit arent we... <_<
(21:35:46) (+Firefairy_8) hey under if you can do it so can we
(21:35:47) • +Shadow_King hey, i've been naked for a while here
(21:36:08) (+Firefairy_8) how long?
(21:36:17) (+under|wth) do it?
(21:36:27) (+Shadow_King) since you touched my chest
(21:36:31) (+Firefairy_8) o
(21:36:33) (+Firefairy_8) sry
(21:36:43) (+NS33) GOOD GOD IVE BEEN IN A CHANNEL WITH ANOTHER NAKED... MALE THIS WHOLE TIME
(21:36:45) (+Firefairy_8) I move backwards
(21:36:52) • +NS33 gets the hell outta here
(21:37:06) • +Firefairy_8 pushes k ing on the floor and sits on him
(21:37:10) • +under|wth follows NS
(21:37:15) (+Shadow_King) ....another naked male....another
(21:37:21) (+Shadow_King) O_O
(21:37:26) (+NS33) sorry, meant to say "with naked...."
(21:37:31) (+Firefairy_8) LOL
(21:37:34) (+Shadow_King) oh, ok
(21:37:38) (+under|wth) eh...NS where ya goin"?
(21:37:48) (+NS33) i was just so distraught and disturbed at the moment that my mind stopped working properly

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<under|awake> what are you doing?
<Shadow_King> technical dificulties
<under|awake> oh okie
<Shadow_King> i'm back baby, i'm on my comp
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<Rug> rofl

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<NS33> O_o
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<Shadow_King> ...
<Rug> better now?
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<Rug> no?

(17:49:30) (+Smi256) are you bumbed when you aren't around freinds?
(17:49:30) (+DigitalDrunkenM) i thinks shes insane
(17:49:35) (+under|naked) um yea
(17:49:39) (+under|naked) i am not insane
(17:49:50) • +Smi256 thinks under needs to be around friends more ovten
(17:49:57) (+under|naked) just bored w/o friends and things
(17:50:05) (+under|naked) so...I end up sleeping
(17:50:15) (+under|naked) or reading
(17:50:19) • +Smi256 remembers that phase
(17:50:23) (+Daimao) or rubbing
(17:50:23) (+under|naked) which leads to sleeping
(17:50:28) (+under|naked) yea..
(17:50:32) (@diskreet) ..
(17:50:33) (+Smi256) !?! daimao!
(17:50:34) (+under|naked) i don't have anything to rub
(17:50:41) (+Daimao) yes you have
(17:50:44) (+Daimao) :P
(17:50:45) (+under|naked) :P
(17:50:48) (@diskreet) LOL
(17:50:51) (+Daimao) me for instance :P
(17:50:56) (+Smi256) >S
(17:51:01) • +under|naked rubs Dai

<Daimao> i don't know if i want used stuff
<under|naked|nor> ?
<under|naked|nor> used stuff?
<Daimao> yes
<Daimao> first to smi
<Daimao> then back to me
<Daimao> :P
<under|naked|nor> :P
<DigitalDrunkenM> :P
<under|naked|nor> :P
<Smi256> she gets around
<Smi256> if you know what I mean
<Daimao> yes..
<under|naked|nor> eh...only one the internet
<under|naked|nor> *on
<under|naked|nor> OMG I HAVE INTERNET HERPES
<Daimao> o_O
<Smi256> it just means she's experienced
<Daimao> now i know i don't want her back
<under|naked|nor> aheh...
<Daimao> and smi....

* Master_logic licks 33
* NS33 returns Master_logic 's lick :P

yeah...but if we wanted that we coulda just moved to sexnet servers... <_<

(+Everous) dunno... I'm trying to fill a bathtub with cum...

* Smi256 doesn't know who sachiel is
<firefairy_8> sach=rug
<Smi256> Sachiel is 'yes'
<Sachiel> Angel of thursday, wealth and power
* Smi256 is still confused
<Smi256> I think what I'm typing is out of order...
* Sachiel dubs Smi 'king of idiocy' and moves on with his life
*** Smi256 is now known as KingOfIdiocy
<KingOfIdiocy> that wasn't nice
<firefairy_8> LOL
<Sachiel> score
<KingOfIdiocy> now are people toknow who I am now?
<firefairy_8> you can tell them if they ask
<KingOfIdiocy> :-
* KingOfIdiocy wonders how rug became Sachiel
<Sachiel> by typing /nick Sachiel
<Sachiel> twas magical

* TGA_Shadow_King was an op for a few glorious minutes
<KingOfIdiocy> yes
* Sachiel was an op for 10 glorious months
<Sachiel> oh.. wait
<Sachiel> :P

*** Sachiel has changed the topic on channel #KOCTGA to <<|| The Great Alliance || Grade 'A' IRC: Not to exceed 22% dumbpidity || No link trading here. || :> Underruler is a hermaphradite according to disk :> ||>>
 
*** diskreet has changed the topic on channel #KOCTGA to <<|| The Great Alliance || Grade 'A' IRC: Not to exceed 22% dumbpidity || No link trading here. ||  Rug is almost gurl backwards :P  ||>>

*** Sachiel has changed the topic on channel #KOCTGA to <<|| The Great Alliance || Grade 'A' IRC: Not to exceed 22% dumbpidity || No link trading here. ||  diskreet still thinks Under is a herm. :>  ||>>

<diskreet> so rug, if you turn around and stand over there by L.. do you become a girl?
<Sachiel> yes
<Sachiel> who wants me
<diskreet> cool
<Sachiel> the fact that im currently using an angelic nick doesnt help me here

<firefairy_8> oo val kilmer is sexy
<Daimao> yes

<firefairy_8> /me  shoves a huskie and  chris in a room together. 
<firefairy_8> *sigh*
* Sachiel locks the door
<|foxy> u people act as you want it to happen
* Sachiel points to the CCTV in the room
<firefairy_8> who saying I dont?
* Sachiel fetches a few portions of popcorn
<|foxy> ahh i see
<firefairy_8> ooo thanx
<|foxy> mite get a fair price if u tape it
<firefairy_8> *cuddles with matt and  feeds him popcorn
<Sachiel> *cuddles with anna and is fed popcorn*
* |foxy wonders if matt knows the popcorn trick
<Sachiel> LOL
* Sachiel wonders when chris is gonna start humping that dog
<Sachiel> we're waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiing
<firefairy_8> yeah chris come on man
<|foxy> no can do dads gone and its bk to DVD
<Sachiel> c'mon
<firefairy_8> LOL
<Sachiel> you know you want to
* |foxy makes model of myself humping a dog and leaves at playing on the PC
* |foxy finishes model
<|foxy> nwo i eed something else to do :(
<|foxy> did i ever finish chams hair?
<Sachiel> the huskie?
<Sachiel> we're still watching and waiting here
<|foxy> pfft watch the model i animated it for u
* Sachiel looks to Anna
<Sachiel> are we satisfied with that?
<firefairy_8> hell no are we satisfied
<Sachiel> the girl has spoken
<Sachiel> we want real action 

Rug - We arent that depraved, honest.

you guys both suck. scratch that, rug you lick.hmmm  doesnt have the same effect

no he cant he is stuck licking :P

<Sachiel> jesus Smi
<TGA_Shadow_King> you have been added to the farm list
<Sachiel> thats some impressive orc attack soaking there
<TGA_Shadow_King> whats inpressive is how many got through
<Sachiel> 0
<Sachiel> big fat fish all
* Sachiel gives smi additional medals
* TGA_Shadow_King wonders if his attack could take down smi
* Smi256 is happy
<Sachiel> you fishin well better be
<Sachiel> you pwned them
<TGA_Shadow_King> smi, very nice logs
<firefairy_8> I read that as very nice legs :P
<Sachiel> LOL
<TGA_Shadow_King> LOL
<Sachiel> something you arent telling us biter?

<Sachiel> nice sig smi
<Sachiel> you praise-lapping bastard son of a rancid two copper whore

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<Daimao> Hi NS33
<NS33> STOP IT
<NS33> STOP STALKING ME!!! :'(
<Sachiel> rofl

*matt_the_shark waves
*daimao waves back
*matt_the_shark waves
*daimao waves back
*matt_the_shark waves to daimao
*daimao waves back
*daimao was kicked by diskreet (3rs in 10s!)

<Everous> OOOOOO
<Sachiel> :>
<Everous> OOOOO
<Sachiel> ev
<Firefairy_8> O.o
<Sachiel> stop orgasming in my chan
<Everous> 1200 acres: 3600 turrets...
<Everous> 960 research labs
<Everous> LANDFAT
<Firefairy_8> LOL
<Everous> i must nail him
<Everous> repeatedly
<Everous> hard
<Firefairy_8> sounds like fun :P
<Everous> with a stick
<NS33> while orgasming?
<Sachiel> LOL
<Firefairy_8> o well thats not fun
<Sachiel> nailing him
<Sachiel> with your stick
<Sachiel> repeatedly
<NS33> while orgasming @_@
<Sachiel> XD
<NS33> wow
* Sachiel high fives ns
<Firefairy_8> can I take pictures?
<NS33> you have one of these every day dont you mr. jiang?
<NS33> its like you're perpetually horny
<NS33> its totally wrongness... just WRONG
<Everous> ahahahaha
<Firefairy_8> pffft
<Everous> take your bets
<Firefairy_8> ev your wasting your cum

(20:13:40) (+lostsomewhere) under your love can be smothering
(20:14:38) (+lostsomewhere) the moon isnt a planet > :(
(20:14:43) (+underruler) I just don't like the name "cancer"
(20:14:43) (+NS33) LOL cancer and pisces are fits :P
(20:14:43) (+underruler) what's that?
(20:14:51) (+NS33) along with scorpio
(20:15:02) (+NS33) what's sharkey
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(20:15:06) (+NS33) LOL!!!
(20:15:07)     —› netplit detected, (1) user(s) split!
(20:15:14) (+lostsomewhere) I'll check in a sec
(20:15:26) (+NS33) LOL she didnt like the name "cancer"
(20:15:42) (+lostsomewhere) LOL
(20:15:50) (+lostsomewhere) I love her symbol
(20:16:35) (+NS33) its funny how she got split :P

<Firefairy_8> you shall not pass me
* Firefairy_8 goes into gandalf mode
<underruler> uh heh...
<Firefairy_8> "you shall not pass!"
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<Firefairy_8> that was gandalf right?  i'll feel really stupid if I was quoting the wrong person :(
* matt_the_shark whips fire with firey brand and drags her into the abyss
<matt_the_shark> yes it was gandalf
<Firefairy_8> aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<underruler> GANDALF
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<NS33> you wanna go anywhere else?
* matt_the_shark fights with fire while falling
<Firefairy_8> actually I dont think gandalf did that last part but he should have
<NS33> there's some good sex machines that you should see :D
* Firefairy_8 kicks sharky's firey ass
<matt_the_shark> which part?
<matt_the_shark> the long yess?
<matt_the_shark> yell*
<Firefairy_8> mhm
<matt_the_shark> but i'm firey, you get burned : P
<diskreet>  2: : :  MercAlert  : : : 12 Mercenaries Now Available:  3,119  Attack.  1,615  Defensive.  2: : :
* matt_the_shark notes that gandalf's robes are on fire : P
<Firefairy_8> i'm a wizard I can do what I please
<Firefairy_8> o no we dont want to see gandalf naked
<matt_the_shark> you can't conjure water : P
<matt_the_shark> go find a lake or something
<Firefairy_8> well then *takes off robed
<Firefairy_8> *ribe
<underruler> Sex machines O_o
<Firefairy_8> **robe
<matt_the_shark> O_O
<Firefairy_8> or I could try and masturbate on the fire
<matt_the_shark> O_O
<underruler> WHAT!
<Firefairy_8> maybe thats how he became gandalf the white
<underruler> O_O
* matt_the_shark runs away screaming
<Firefairy_8> LOL
<matt_the_shark> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
<underruler> OMFG OMFG OMFG
<matt_the_shark> RUN AWAY! IT'S AN OLD NAKED WIZARD!
<Firefairy_8> masturbating on his robe
<matt_the_shark> RUN AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
<Firefairy_8> that worked well
<matt_the_shark> RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
* matt_the_shark trips on a banana peel and falls in a lake
<underruler> OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
* matt_the_shark 's fire is put out
* matt_the_shark dies
<Firefairy_8> owned!
<matt_the_shark> :(
* Firefairy_8 puts soggy robe back on
* matt_the_shark comes back in the form of a blind invicible deamon
* underruler hides in teh corner of a cave
<matt_the_shark> HA! I CAN'T SEE YOUR OBCENITIES! : p
<underruler> in some very distant galaxy
* Firefairy_8 humnps blind deamon
<Firefairy_8> *humps
<matt_the_shark> o_O
<Firefairy_8> gandalf was played by a gay guy so it works : P
* matt_the_shark runs away
<matt_the_shark> AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
<underruler> WHY SO MUCH HUMPING
<underruler> AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
<Firefairy_8> come back love
* matt_the_shark waits for the wizard to die at the bottom of the lake
<underruler> Ian McKellan is gay?
<matt_the_shark> you can't breathe under water! :D
<Firefairy_8> seems like it
<matt_the_shark> yes he is
<Firefairy_8> I'm not under water anymore
<matt_the_shark> i am : P
<underruler> I didn't noe that
<underruler> weird
* underruler is now known as under|water
<diskreet>  2: : :  MercAlert  : : : 12 Mercenaries Now Available:  1,959  Attack.  172  Defensive.  2: : :
<Firefairy_8> he talks and has a gay presence about him
<matt_the_shark> and i'm invincible, so i can't die down here :D
<under|water> w00t!
* matt_the_shark swims around with under
* Firefairy_8 goes back to firefairy_8 mode

you missed the part about sharky being a scorpio.  you guys could have a happy little threesome :P

Rofl.

Quick competition: Alternative names for 'The Lord of the Rings' based on the IRC log shown above... :>.

<Everous> yeah...i've been responding to all player messages in leet...
<Everous> ph34r m1 f0r31gn p0l1(y
<DigitalDrunkenM> hope you used veiled insults
<Everous> now if only jack straw did that...maybe we'd get somewhere
<Everous> naturally veiled insults...as well as telling guys i'd r0x0r them at 83|) w3771n6
<DigitalDrunkenM> you wet your bed
<Everous> when the occasion calls for it...
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<Everous> ...its nice to know you have that at your disposal...
<DigitalDrunkenM> yes it is, only as a last resort
<Lostsomewhere> how do s0x0r at bed wetting?
<Everous> its all in the wrist...
<Lostsomewhere> lmao
<Everous> wait no...thats...
<DigitalDrunkenM> no, i r0x0r at bed bouncing
<DigitalDrunkenM> well making them bounce
<Everous> 1|||)33|)?
<DigitalDrunkenM> aye
<Lostsomewhere> when you wet your bed do you try and spell things out or do you just make one large puddle?
<DigitalDrunkenM> often it was a nice puddle
<Everous> depends on why i'm wetting my bed...
<Everous> you have to think about securing the perimeter first
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<DigitalDrunkenM> nah, you should let it all flow naturally
<Everous> i pitty your walls...
<DigitalDrunkenM> they don't mind
<DigitalDrunkenM> they quite like it actually
<Everous> i see...
<Everous> ...so err...
<Everous> ...hows Stalin doing then?
<DigitalDrunkenM> he's you know gay as usual
<Everous> good good...
<DigitalDrunkenM> hows hitler?
<Everous> ah he's not so good...
<Everous> lost his head a bit...
<Everous> he's not half the man he used to be...
<Everous> he's head over heels :D
<DigitalDrunkenM> i see, hope he feels better later
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<DigitalDrunkenM> also unlucky
<Everous> *kulak*
* NS33 wants his fuckpet
* DigitalDrunkenM just wants more sex than he is actually getting
<DigitalDrunkenM> which is virtually none atm
<NS33> o_o what do you mean "virtually none"
<DigitalDrunkenM> think what you will
<Lostsomewhere> why couldnt you have just said none?
<Everous> cos he's still got his pride...
<Everous> and wet bed...
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<DigitalDrunkenM> pride i still have, wet bed, no
<NS33> "wet bed?"
<Lostsomewhere> fine crispy bed
<DigitalDrunkenM> nope
<NS33> stay away from me x_
<DigitalDrunkenM> dry immaculate bed
<DigitalDrunkenM> i think
<Lostsomewhere> how  do you get the urine out of the mattress when your done?
* DigitalDrunkenM goes to touch his bed
<DigitalDrunkenM> you don't
<NS33> lets not talk about that ok
<Lostsomewhere> yuck
<DigitalDrunkenM> you leave it there for future generations to see
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<DigitalDrunkenM> they'll say "grandpa wet himself on that bed in 1994..."
<Lostsomewhere> hahaha
<NS33> dear god
<Lostsomewhere> but you werent a granda then so that will just be weird
<Lostsomewhere> *grandpa
<NS33> i dunno why taps is still down
<Lostsomewhere> cuz when your old you have an exscuce for
this stupidity
<DigitalDrunkenM> damn
<DigitalDrunkenM> you have a point
<DigitalDrunkenM> but i was young then
<DigitalDrunkenM> that also counts as stupidity
<DigitalDrunkenM> or not knowing whats right or wrong
<DigitalDrunkenM> etc. etc.
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<Lostsomewhere> do you atleast let it air out a bit before sleeping on it  cuz pee smells pretty grose
<DigitalDrunkenM> obviously
<DigitalDrunkenM> pee doesn't smell
<DigitalDrunkenM> pee only smells if it isn't yours
<Lostsomewhere> LOL
<Everous> ...if you smell like pee

(20:55:23) (+Lostsomewhere) I have the little alien guys
(20:55:30) (+Lostsomewhere) when you hug them they say things
(20:56:13) (+Lostsomewhere) I had a thing for sucking on their antenas
(20:56:34) (+Lostsomewhere) umm erase that last thought please
(20:57:15) (+NS33) O_O

I was curious if you could tell me how to access IRC with trillian.  I have attempted this feat several times much to no evail.  Any help would be greatly appreciated.

*** Sachiel has changed the topic on channel #KOCTGA to << The Great Alliance || God-damn-mother-fucking netsplits suck fucking horse cock || Hi! I'm an assassin. :>. || Or something. >>
<Sachiel> do you ever get worried youre becoming more foul mouthed every day

<Sachiel> And on that note... *wanders away from the chan*   
<Sachiel>  *comes charging back in with an aluminum baseball bat and starts swinging*   
<Sachiel>  *PANG!!*   
<Sachiel> DIE!!   
<Sachiel> *PANG!!*   
<Sachiel> Die you pointless fucking chan!!   
<Sachiel> *PANG!!*   
<Sachiel> DIIIIIIEEE!!!!   
<Sachiel> *PANG!!*   
<Sachiel> >.>
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<Sachiel> please please, you can settle this like the uncivilised scumfuckers you are without resorting to violence
<Daimao> really?
<Daimao> there's another way?
<Daimao> i'm stumped
<Sachiel> well you see
<Sachiel> you swear at each other until your fuckin ears fall off the side of your fuckin face
<Sachiel> and i laugh
<Sachiel> call you scumfuckers
<Sachiel> then goto bed
<Sachiel> up for it?

<diskreet> hey rug
<Sachiel> hi
* diskreet humps Sachiel's leg.
<diskreet> thanks for the 105 flaming arrows.
<diskreet> :)
<Sachiel> no prob, man
<Sachiel> i wasnt using em
<Sachiel> now... dont get any cum on my fucking trousers you beast
<diskreet> o.o
* diskreet stops the humping.
<Sachiel> you dont have to stop... just stop before things get messy
<NS33> LOL
<Sachiel> new trousers damn your eyes
<Sachiel> *offers other leg to ns* you want a go, too bitch
* NS33 eyes those flashy new trousers
<NS33> those look good enough to hump
* NS33 gets down and humps sachiel's trousered leg
<diskreet> that's enough leg humping for me for one day anyhow
* NS33 humps furiously "OH YEAH!!"
* Sachiel looks down at ns
<Sachiel> dont cum you animal
<Firefairy_8> ooo beuatiful
* NS33 holds back instictive urges
* Sachiel asks anna if she would like to join in ?
<Firefairy_8> dont hold back
<Firefairy_8> let me catch up
* NS33 drools, looking at ff. "Join me," he says groggily
* Sachiel offers free leg to anna. disk used it a bit, but not much
<Firefairy_8> :D
<Firefairy_8> /me humps matts free leg
<Sachiel> ^^;;
* NS33 falls off and quivers on the floor, lets still humping the air
<Firefairy_8> LOL
<Firefairy_8> do you like this matt?
<Sachiel> nodnod. not as good as being humped in other places, but nonetheless
<Firefairy_8> ooooo
<diskreet> all this humping going on..
* NS33 is a sloppy heap on the floor
* Firefairy_8 pushes matt into chair and gives him a lap dance
<Sachiel> meeeeeeeeeeeeeow!
* diskreet snaps pictures.
* Sachiel enjoys lap dance far more than is legal
<NS33> there's a legal limit for enjoyability?
<Sachiel> i hope not

<Sachiel> that it does sir
<Sachiel> it sucks big ones sir
<Sachiel> long and hard sir
<Sachiel> but its better than i could do sir
<NS33> is there bg music at all?
<Sachiel> may i lick you balls now sir?
<Sachiel> there is if you dl it
<Sachiel> but i hate bg music anyway
<Sachiel> i PREFER MY OWN GODDAMN SOUNDTRACK
<Sachiel> AND THAT IS NASUM
* Sachiel listens to Nasum - Warfuck

(18:28:47) (+Daimao) Hi Crash2950
(18:28:55) (+Evilknight) daimao is so friendly
(18:28:59) (+perdition) LOL
(18:29:01) (+Evilknight) always saying hi 2 everyone
(18:29:13) (+Evilknight) stupid script writing asshole
(18:29:13) (+Everous) suck
(18:29:13) (+Daimao) Suck it , suck it hard and suck it long!
(18:29:16) (+perdition) suck
(18:29:16) (+Everous) help me out
(18:29:19) (+Everous) suck
(18:29:20) (+Daimao) Suck it , suck it hard and suck it long!
(18:29:20) (+perdition) suck
(18:29:21) (+Evilknight) suck
(18:29:22) (+NS33) suck
(18:29:23) (+NS33) suck
(18:29:24) (+Daimao) Suck it , suck it hard and suck it long!
(18:29:28) (+NS33) damn
(18:29:33) (+Everous) suck
(18:29:33) (+Evilknight) suckymicksuckdon
(18:29:34) (+Everous) suck
(18:29:34) (+Daimao) Suck it , suck it hard and suck it long!
(18:29:34) (+NS33) suck
(18:29:34) (+Daimao) Suck it , suck it hard and suck it long!
(18:29:34) (+NS33) suck
(18:29:34) (+Daimao) Suck it , suck it hard and suck it long!
(18:29:35) (+NS33) suck
(18:29:37) (+Everous) suck
(18:29:38)     —› mode: (diskreet) sets (+b *!*Everous@*.users.quakenet.org)
(18:29:38)     —› this (*!*Everous@*.users.quakenet.org) ban affects (+Everous)
(18:29:38)     —› kick: (Everous) was kicked by (diskreet) (Repeating (3r in 10s), 5m tempban! ‹940›)
(18:29:43) (+NS33) LOL!!!!
(18:29:44) (+DigitalDrunkenM) LOL
(18:29:44) (+Evilknight) LOL
(18:29:49) (+DigitalDrunkenM) backfired

(23:29:00) (+Lyban) NS has a pretty cool secret...
(23:29:00) (+NS33) ô_ô
(23:29:01) (+Lyban) ;)
(23:29:03) (@GandalfTheOld) just wait, my comp might freeze up from lack of HD space
(23:29:09) (+perdition) eek
(23:29:11) (+NS33) O_O~~~~=====------
(23:29:13) (+underruler) I meant you Lyban
(23:29:29) (+Lyban) I know, I'm doing my best to take the focus OFF me for at least a minute
(23:29:33) (+Lyban) O_O
(23:29:35) (+NS33) O_O
(23:29:39) (+underruler) O_O
(23:29:40) (+NS33) O_O
(23:29:43) (+underruler) JOIN IN
(23:29:46) (+Lyban) O_O
(23:29:46) (+NS33) O_O @ LYBAN
(23:29:47) (+underruler) COM'N
(23:29:50) (+Lyban) LOL
(23:29:52) (+underruler) O_O
(23:29:57) (+NS33) ô_-
(23:30:01) (+underruler) eeek
(23:30:02) (+perdition) I think its time to torture lyban
(23:30:02) (+Lyban) don't worry NS, your secret's safe with me
(23:30:09) • +Lyban runs away
(23:30:10) (+underruler) oOo...
(23:30:14) (+NS33) the girls would have a fit O_O
(23:30:16) (+underruler) oh...com'n
(23:30:18) (+NS33) er, the women
(23:30:18) (+Lyban) LOL
(23:30:21) (+NS33) the women
(23:30:22) (+Lyban) rofl
(23:30:26) (+NS33) O_O
(23:30:28) (+Lyban) go gand!!
(23:30:31) (+underruler) O_O

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(00:21:14) (+Lyban) Remmie!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
(00:22:56) • +NS33 plops down and doesnt know what to say
(00:23:08) (+Lyban) How's the lab going?
(00:23:11) • +Firefairy_8 gives ns a cookie
(00:23:18) (+NS33) the lab just got overshadowed
(00:23:22) (+Lyban) Oooh! Cookies!!
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(00:23:30) (+Daimao) Hi Remco-
(00:23:30)     —› mode: (L) sets (+v Remco-)
(00:23:33) (+underruler) HIIIIIII
(00:23:44) (+ApoX) HIIIIII
(00:23:45) (+underruler) Something wrong?
(00:23:48) (+underruler) HIIIIIIII
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(00:23:58) (+underruler) *gasp*
(00:24:02) • +FragMaster1972 runs in circles
(00:24:14) • +Firefairy_8 gives lyban a cookie
(00:24:21) • +FragMaster1972 wants a cookie
(00:24:24) • +Lyban jumps for joy
(00:24:28) • +Firefairy_8 gives frag a cookie too

<evilknight> no I use it out of habit
<firefairy_8> habits r fun
<evilknight> i've used firefairy without the 8 before too
<firefairy_8> especially if they're drug related
<evilknight> ah yeahs good fun
<NS33> OMG
<firefairy_8> mhm
<DKi9> LOL firefairy_8
* evilknight fucks ns

<underruler> OMG...
<underruler> I'M CONFUSED
<firefairy_8> i would have just made it DK, but that sounds too weird
<DKi9> yes?
<underruler> I HATE YOU
<underruler> SO MUCH
<underruler> *DIE DIE DIE*

you  masturbate to much the night before?

<Fragmaster1972> last night i tried to have an apple the only healthy way--caramel apples--and damn near chipped a tooth
<xsilentx> hehe
* Fragmaster1972 shakes fist at apples
<underruler> Where did you get these caramel apples?
<matt_the_shark> how'd you almost chip a tooth from one of those?
<Fragmaster1972> apples
<Fragmaster1972> +caramel
<Fragmaster1972> =caramel apples
<underruler> I think the gypsies are trying to get you.
<Fragmaster1972> ive never bit into an apple the hard
<matt_the_shark> *nods*
<Fragmaster1972> jaws himself woulda had trouble with that thing
<underruler> I couldn't bite into an apple when I had my braces
<matt_the_shark> hey! i'm related to jaws! =P
<underruler> You need an anti-apple spell.
* matt_the_shark chomps apple in pieces
* underruler takes Sharky's blood to prove it.
<matt_the_shark> =)
* underruler does the paternity test.
* Fragmaster1972 throws sharky a human to snack on
<Fragmaster1972> there
<matt_the_shark> *CHOMP*
* underruler says that Freddy the Fish is you dad.
<Fragmaster1972> take care of those urges
<matt_the_shark> O_O
<underruler> *your
<matt_the_shark> freddy...the...fish? O_O
* matt_the_shark notes that you took the blood from the goldfish i just ate
<underruler> You just ate a human?
<underruler> what?
<matt_the_shark> no...before that...
<underruler> humans are related to fish???
<underruler> oh...
<Fragmaster1972> yep
<matt_the_shark> i found a goldfish bowl =P
<underruler> got stuck in your teeth?
<underruler> I have a fish bowl... O_o
<Fragmaster1972> i still have apple stuck in my teeth!!!!
<matt_the_shark> yep
* Fragmaster1972 growls
* underruler hands Frag some floss.
<matt_the_shark> i could get rid of that apple for you =P
<Fragmaster1972> stuff didnt help much, i tried
* matt_the_shark opens big jaws =P
<Fragmaster1972> without bitin off my entire head?
<matt_the_shark> oh...i forgot about that little detail...:/
<Fragmaster1972> =O
<underruler> ...
<underruler> *gasp*
<matt_the_shark> eh?
<underruler> Sharky...you were going to eat Frag?
<matt_the_shark> no....just the apple...
<underruler> ...sure...
<matt_the_shark> -_-
<Fragmaster1972> you would bite the head offa ME? your partner in flaming napalm stickynessitiouiosity marshmellow gun wars?
<matt_the_shark> no! of course not!
* matt_the_shark takes out his marshmallow gun badge =)
<underruler> MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!!
<Fragmaster1972> hehe
* matt_the_shark takes out his marshmallow shooter
* Fragmaster1972 breaks out his marshmellow cannon
* underruler opens her mouth =O
<Fragmaster1972> now, who first?
* Fragmaster1972 looks around for a good, random target
<Fragmaster1972> HI UNDER!!!.3
* matt_the_shark shoots flaming napalm stickynessitiouslity marshmallows at......tumbleweed!
* matt_the_shark watches the weed roll back from the hit
<underruler> ?? hs cancerrr
<underruler> ?? hs cancer
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<underruler> OMG
<underruler> COM'N
<matt_the_shark> what?
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
* underruler pokes tumble...
<underruler> ?? horoscope cancer
<matt_the_shark> oh, did it die again?
<underruler> YOU PIECE OF CRAP
<matt_the_shark> SHOOT MARSHMALLOWS AT IT!
* underruler apologizes for her outburst
<underruler> ?? hs cancer
* matt_the_shark hands under her very own marshmallow shooter
<underruler> ?? hs pisces
<underruler> WOW
<matt_the_shark> =)
* underruler asks if she can get a badge
<Fragmaster1972> hmmm
* matt_the_shark points to fraggy for the badge
<Fragmaster1972> you might have to prove yourself first
<Fragmaster1972> =)
<underruler> ANYTHING!!
<Fragmaster1972> hehehe
<matt_the_shark> so....what should the initiation task be..?
* Fragmaster1972 's evil alter ego kicks in
<matt_the_shark> =o
<Fragmaster1972> thats what im debating.
<matt_the_shark> you have an evil alter ego? cool =D
<Fragmaster1972> yep
<Fragmaster1972> its fun
* matt_the_shark looks back on the good old marshmallow world wars we used to have =)
<Fragmaster1972> cause where most people have an angel on the shoulder
<Fragmaster1972> i get a 2nd devil
<Fragmaster1972> its great
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<matt_the_shark> but back to the task thingy...
<Fragmaster1972> oh, right
<matt_the_shark> *thinks*
* underruler waits patiently ^^;
<Fragmaster1972> we could make her kill someone with it?
<matt_the_shark> ooh, that would be fun =)
*** test_target (~mattsouku@syr-24-59-186-4.twcny.rr.com) has joined channel #KOCTGA
*** Mode change "+v test_target" for channel #KOCTGA by Daimao
<test_target> moo?
<fishbot> To moo, or not to moo, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fish...
* underruler shoots marshmallows at the target
<matt_the_shark> O_O
<test_target> AAH! MARSHMALLOWS!
* underruler hits the target in the mouth to silence it
* test_target runs
<underruler> and make it fat
<matt_the_shark> l o l
* test_target can't run because he is fat now
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
* test_target rolls away
<Fragmaster1972> good start
<matt_the_shark> =)
<Fragmaster1972> keep nailin him!
* underruler gets out some handcuffs she keeps handy...^^
<underruler> *BAM BAM BAM(
<underruler> *
<matt_the_shark> but he's rolling
<Fragmaster1972> do i wanna know why you keep those handy, under?
<matt_the_shark> l o l
* underruler gets him in the back so he sticks to the ground
<test_target> =o
<underruler> w00t!
* test_target gets a squirrel to eat the marshamallow off
* test_target rolls again
<matt_the_shark> =P
* underruler nails the squirrel to the tree.
<matt_the_shark> poor squirrel l o l
* underruler shoots a rolls of marshmallows on the ground in front of the target to stop him.
<underruler> *BOOM*
<test_target> =O
<test_target> NOOOOOOO
<underruler> YES!
* Fragmaster1972 watches the entire scene in bemusement
* test_target changes direction but gets caught anyway
* underruler jumps on top of the target.
<matt_the_shark> finish it!
<underruler> MUWHAHAHA!!
* test_target struggles, but the stickynessititious is too much
<matt_the_shark> finish it! =)
* underruler is too strong for the target and smacks the handcuffs on him.
<test_target> =(
* test_target still tries to roll away
* underruler calls for a taxi and they travel to HQ.
*** squirrel_man (~mattsouku@syr-24-59-186-4.twcny.rr.com) has joined channel #KOCTGA
*** Mode change "+v squirrel_man" for channel #KOCTGA by Daimao
* underruler takes off the target's clothes so he can't go anywhere b/c he is naked.
* squirrel_man eats the marshmallowman's marshmallow off again so he can escape
* underruler gets the squirrel to do the other squirrel that she nailed to the tree.
<Fragmaster1972> ok, targets naked and handcuffed. where might this be going?
<matt_the_shark> l o l
<matt_the_shark> what was the original task again?
* underruler reminds the target he is naked and waves his clothes.
<Fragmaster1972> marshmellow badge
* squirrel_man does not like the other squirrel, so he gnaws the handcuffs off and frees the target
<underruler> He's NAKED
<underruler> I HAVE HIS CLOTHES
* test_target runs away to a clothes store
<underruler> come back nakie boy.
* underruler notes that clothing stores are closed at this hour.
* test_target goes and finds clothes at a dump
<Fragmaster1972> not walmart.
<test_target> ooh!
* underruler tells the target the drunk homeless people are staring at his "nakedness"
* test_target goes to walmart
* test_target steals clothes and rolls away
* underruler shoots marshmallows so the doors are closed and he is trapped in walmart
* test_target pays the squirrel off and goes back to escaping
<test_target> =o
<underruler> You can't escape!!!
* test_target looks around for an alternate escape route
<Fragmaster1972> ventilation system!
* underruler seals the walmart w/ sticktittiousness.
* squirrel_man eats the marshmallows on the door
* test_target escapes
<test_target> w00t!
* underruler puts bees in the ventalition system
<matt_the_shark> =)
<matt_the_shark> the bees are useless now =)
* underruler steps on the targets ankles so he can't roll anymore
* Remco- is away: 5l33p
<test_target> =o
* Fragmaster1972 watches the bees flock to the stickynessitouiosity marshmellows
* underruler watches the bees sting the target after they are filled.
* test_target is so swollen that under can't step on his ankle anymore
* test_target escapes
<matt_the_shark> =D
* underruler traps the bees onto the targets body w/ marshmellows
* test_target still rolls away
* underruler rolls after the target in a tire she found.
* Fragmaster1972 hands test target wd40
<test_target> o_O
<Fragmaster1972> hah, see if those suckers can land on ya now
<test_target> what's wd40?
<Fragmaster1972> oil.
<test_target> oooh! =)
<Fragmaster1972> a god amongst oils really.
* test_target rolls away double time now =)
<Fragmaster1972> rofl
<underruler> the bees are stuck UNDER the stickititoutsitiness.
<test_target> =O
* test_target rolls away still, he is in pain, but still rolling
<Fragmaster1972> all you need in life is wd40 and duct tape. if it doesnt move and it should, use the wd40. if it moves but it shouldnt, use the duct tape.
* underruler picks up the discarded wd40 and puts on the tire so she can roll double time too
<matt_the_shark> that target is a survivor =D
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
* test_target drops duct tape on the road behind him so under can't roll anymore =)
* underruler rolls in front of the target and trips his rolling habits
<matt_the_shark> umm...which one do we use?
<matt_the_shark> we can't use both of those...
<underruler> hmmz0rz
* matt_the_shark asks frag
<matt_the_shark> *poke*
<Fragmaster1972> *poke*
<underruler> *POKE*
<Fragmaster1972> *prod*
<matt_the_shark> which /me do we use, the duct tape or the tripping?
* underruler gets out of the tire and hops over the duct tape
<matt_the_shark> =o
<Fragmaster1972> oh, hm
* matt_the_shark bounces when he is tripped
<matt_the_shark> never mind
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
<matt_the_shark> we got it =)
<Fragmaster1972> nice recovery
<matt_the_shark> wait...
* test_target bounces when he is tripped
<matt_the_shark> there we go =)
* underruler throws beachballs at the target and stops him from going anywhere.
<test_target> O_O
<matt_the_shark> how do they stop it?
<underruler> b/c beach balls aren't bouncy.
<matt_the_shark> oh
<underruler> and he is puffed up
<underruler> w/ the beachballs
<matt_the_shark> speaking of beaches...
* test_target lands in the ocean
* test_target floats away
<matt_the_shark> =)
<Fragmaster1972> hehehe
* underruler gets into a garbage boat and dumps garbage on the target
<matt_the_shark> the beach balls must have stuck to him =P
<test_target> =o
* test_target reels from the stench
* underruler gets Sharky to eat him.
<matt_the_shark> L O L
<matt_the_shark> you win
<underruler> yAy!
<Fragmaster1972> l o l
<Fragmaster1972> grats
<matt_the_shark> interesting end =D
<underruler> w00t!
<matt_the_shark> it was a classic =)
* Fragmaster1972 hands under her marshmellow badge
<Fragmaster1972> use it carefully
<underruler> w00t!
<matt_the_shark> wear it with pride, you are now one of the few, the proud, the marshamllow brigade!
* underruler gets a chain to hang the badge around her neck.  *shine*
<underruler> ^^; wh00000000!!
* Fragmaster1972 plays theme song loudly
* Fragmaster1972 notes the walls aren't shaking yet and cranks the volume accordingly
* underruler does a dance to the theme song. o/

and make funny convos of your own and post em here :)

<Maaya> you know just well enough that he doesn't give guys head
<Maaya> he kisses asses instead
<Daimao> yes
<Maaya> that's why the "morning breath"
<perdition> LOL
<Daimao> peachy asses

<Daimao> <Hy> see
<Daimao> <Hy> dai is cool
<Daimao> <Everous> dai is cool...
<Daimao> <Hy> robot clone dai is strange
<Daimao> <Everous> dai is also potent beyond measure
<Daimao> <Everous> i'd just like to say
<Daimao> <Everous> i hate rug with a passion
<Daimao> <Everous> that just won't go away...
<perdition> hahaha
<Daimao> <Smi256> I haven't even seen rug very much as of late
<Daimao> <Everous> such an arrogant ignorant bell end
<Daimao> <Hy> me neither
<Daimao> <Hy> and wtf
<Daimao> <Hy> please tell
<Daimao> <Everous> i wanna superkick him through a sofa...
<Daimao> <Everous> like on this video: http://www.december23rd.nl/po_nosu_nagievu.wmv (http://www.december23rd.nl/po_nosu_nagievu.wmv)
<Daimao> <Hy> why
<Daimao> <Everous> he's arrogant...and ignorant...a really bad combination
<Daimao> <Hy> what did he do?
<Daimao> <Everous> its like Robin tryin to be Batman...
<Daimao> <Hy> what did he do?
<Daimao> <Everous> just...the way he talks...just pisses me off
<Daimao> <Everous> its been building up for a year now
<Daimao> <Everous> i gotta let it out
<Daimao> <Hy> I noted that aswell
<Daimao> <Hy> I noted that aswell
<Daimao> <Hy> similar to a robot
<Daimao> <Hy> like robot clone dai
<Daimao> * Hy waves at robot clone dai
<Daimao> * Daimao waves back @ Hy
<Daimao> <Everous> its been slowly simmering....now i can't keep it in anymore

Yeah, especially with a live wire shoved up their arse. :paranoid: Um. Did I just say that? :mellow:

Don't feel bad rug.
People can change.

I'm not a girl. :hmmm:

(18:08:52) (+NS33) .quote 98
(18:08:53) (+tumbleweed) #98: (@_xirtam) i had my first orgasm when i was 13/14..i was thinking of erotic stuff all day but i never knew that a girl could get herself off. i was in the bathroom and i turned on the faucet to run a bath. then a light bulb went off..i could slid my pussy under the running water. when i did that..omg..i had my first orgasm within 2 secs.
(18:09:25) (+perdition) everyone does the bath tub thing
(18:09:27) (+NS33) .quote 99
(18:09:27) (+tumbleweed) #99: i was like what the hell was this incredible feeling? was it an...orgasm. at the beginning i would take a "bath" 3 or 4 times a day tell it started hurting so i laid off a bit. man orgasms are so great.
(18:10:11) • +Everous is aroused
(18:10:12) (+perdition) yeah then you have to break out the ice and thats not a good sign
(18:10:57) (+NS33) O_O
(18:11:01) • +NS33 punches everous
(18:11:13) (+perdition) dont pucnh everous for being aroused
(18:11:23) (+perdition) you probably are to you just arnt saying it
(18:11:29) (+NS33) stop being aroused near me... you smell like a dog in heat <_<
(18:11:45) (+perdition) lmao
(18:12:20) (+perdition) you sniff that often ns?
(18:12:56) (+NS33) ô_O lets just say i've had some unfortunate third-hand experiences...
(18:13:25) • +Everous humps ns' leg
(18:13:42) • +NS33 bitchslaps everous, get the fuck away from me
(18:14:04) (+perdition) you have three hands?
(18:14:17) (+perdition) remind me to get you drunk
(18:14:32) (+NS33) is three hands not enough?
(18:14:55) (+perdition) no three hands is very good. but if you are drunk you would be more willingy to use them