"discussions" you say...wut kind of "discussions"?

are you serious...i love stand up comedians...especially stephen lynch...

in case you've never heard of him...he is this reallie great performer...oh god is he good...he makes up comedic songs...and sings them while he is playing the guitar.

it's some good stuff

Rape me-Nirvana

Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one (x4)

Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me my friend

I'm not the only one (x4)

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn

Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one (x4)

Rape me! (x9)

 

where are you back from? :huh:  

I'm computer illiterate...i dunno how to set up the IRC crap and I am quite thoroughly confused...and I don't want to do things that screw up my comp...b/c most likely that's wut ends up happening...please help me

oh and i have trillian in case ur wondering

exactly 27k  

i liked the one about nipples...it tickled me...tee hee.
other than that i think the jokes would be much funnier if i actuallly stopped and inserted the necessary pauses...but yea i'm pretty sure if you performed them as and act it would be way better  

Missy Elliot-"Hot Boyz"


This is for my ghetto motherfishers
Uh hey
Are you really a hot boy
Oh check me

What's your name, cause I'm impressed
Can you treat me good, I won't settle for less
You a hot boy, a rock boy
A fun toy, tote a glock boy
Where you live, is it by yourself
Can I move wit' you, do you need some help
I'll cook boy, I'll give you more
I'ma fly girl, and I like those

Hot boyz
Baby YOU got what I want
See yall be drivin' those Lexus jeeps, and Benz jeeps and the Lincoln jeeps
Nothin' cheaper wit' the Platinum Visa
Hot boyz
Baby YOU got what I want
See yall be drivin' Jaguars, and the Bentley's, and the Rolls Royce
Playin' hardball wit' the Platinum Visa

Is that your car, the SK8
Are you ridin' alone, can I be your date
Come get me, get me
Don't dis me, don't trick me
I got some friends, can they come too
Can you hook ‘em up wit' some boyz like you
A hot boy, a rock boy
A top boy, and I like those

Hot boyz
Baby YOU got what I want
See yall be drivin' those Lexus jeeps, and Benz jeeps and the Lincoln jeeps
Nothin' cheaper wit' the Platinum Visa
Hot boyz
Baby YOU got what I want
See yall be drivin' Jaguars, and the Bentley's, and the Rolls Royce
Playin' hardball wit' the Platinum Visa

Yo, I'ma dig in yo pockets
Dig in yo wallets
Money I'm foundin'
Yea you got my heart poundin'
You a hot boy, drive a drop boy
With a lot boy, and you tote a glock boy
Don't give me no reason
I know that you treatin', these diamonds I'm needin'
Make me believe it
I want alot boy, with a hot boy
Got a fun toy, and you tote a glock boy

Hot boyz
Baby YOU got what I want
Won't you really come and satisfy me
I be lovin' you like instantly

Where the Lexus jeeps, and the Benz jeeps, and the Lincoln jeeps (ooh ooh)
And the Bentley's, and the Jaguars, and the fly cars (ooh ooh)
Where you at (ooh ooh)
Where the Lexus jeeps, and the Benz jeeps, and the Lincoln jeeps (ooh ooh)
And the Bentley's, and the Jaguars, and the fly cars (ooh ooh)
Where you at (ooh ooh, yea yea, yea yea, my boyz)
Hot boyz

Hot boyz, I like 'em like that

Audioslave-"What You Are"

When you wanted me i came to you
when you wanted someone else i lived through
when you asked for that i set myself on fire
and if i go
far away
i know you'll find another slave

cause now i'm freed
from what you want
now i'm free
from what you need
now i'm free
from what you are

when you wanted love i cut my veins
and when you wanted love i bled myself again
now all i've had i still love you
i'd give you up forever
and here i go
far away
i know you
you'll find another slave

cause now i'm free
from what you are
now i'm free from what you need
now i'm free
from what you are

than a vision came to me
when you came along
i gave you everything but then you wanted more

cause now i'm free
from what you want
now i'm free
from what you need
now i'm free
from what you are
hey
now i'm free
from what you want
now i'm freed
from what you need
now im free

Breaking Benjamin-"No Games"

this game is over
I'm getting older
you're coming closer
over and over
my dear Brianna
I need an answer
what was the question
I can't remember

would you, want to
feel the way that I do
and I bend, to your will
not for blaming my self
and I know that you don't
like the way that it goes
we're all in, to begin
just remember I win

tied to the needle
my drunk libido
my nervous ego
the faster we go
you are an asshole
king of the castle
I am the meager
follow the leader

would you, want to
feel the way that I do
and I bend, to your will
not for blaming my self
and I know that you don't
like the way that it goes
we're all in, to begin
just remember I win

would you, want to
feel the way that I do
and I bend, to your will
not for blaming my self
and I know that you don't
like the way that it goes
we're all in, to begin
just remember I win
but I win

you're prolly right cuz i was thinkin' celery and it said that it could purr.

ok why does the computer think penis is delicious...the answer should be probably because it's never tasted penis...this my only logical thinking.

why am i the only f uck...i am soo lonely.  

i was thinking about a penis...it's not my fault i couldn't get the sexual images out of my head from that masturbation thread at GUA...

but here's wut came up...

Similar Objects
a urethra, a muscle (body part), a gland, a hand, a dik dik (African antelope), a human head, a heel, a finger, a foot, a thumb, skin, an eye ball.

Uncommon Knowledge about a penis
Is it awake at night? I say Yes.
Can you make money by selling it? I say Yes.
Can you eat off of it? I say Yes.
Does it have feelings? I say Yes.
Can you use it at school? I say No.
Is it delicious? I say Yes.
Do you use it when it rains? I say Yes.
Does it have a title? I say Probably.
Is it hot? I say Yes.
Is it used with animals? I say Yes.
Can you drink from it? I say Yes.
Does it get really hot? I say Yes.
Is it symbolic? I say Yes.
Is it addictive? I say Yes.


now i ask you how is an eyeball similar to a penis...it's confusing.

i am the first f*ck...whoooo....i don't understand why people put the asterisk i can still the word is fork even w/o the asterisk...but just for the kiddies sake f*ck

you noe but you have to admit the music video for that song was trippy w/ the lights and...... gaaah that was excellent

the strokes...woooo...

Talk to me now I'm older
Your friends'll do cuz I told her
Friday night's a bit lonely
Change your plans and then phone me

We could go and get forties
fish going to that party
Oh really, your folks are away now?
Alright, let's go
You convinced me

12:51 is the time my voice
found the words I sought
Is it this stage I want?
The world is shutting up for us
Oh we were tense for sure
But we was confident

Kiss me now that I'm older
I won't try to control you
Friday night's a bit lonely
Take it slow but don't warn me

We'd go out and get forties
Then we'd go to some party
Oh really, your folks are away now?
Alright I'm coming,
I'll be right there