The Mouth (This is a combination of Rap and Rock)

You sat up.
You gat up.
You woke up.
Then you spoke up.

And now you have a monster coming after you,
Because you’re the only fool that insulted the hair do.
But now you’re terrified, of the fact that all your friends lied,
And the worlds gonna end. You have no more luck to spend.

Cuz you got nowhere to hide, and you got nowhere to run.
Cuz you don’t even know, where he’s comin’ from.
You call home and get your brother on the line
But even he don’t wanna listen to you whine

So you ask for your mother, to get on the phone,
But she’s real busy, click, now you’re all alone.
CRACK! Darkness sets in,
This three-week coma, is the penance for your sin.
 

(Ooc: That’s nothing real funny, the first time I did the Battle Arena the First reply I got. A guy put tongue of toad, fang of vampire and all this evil powerful creature stuff in. And a then Rabbit hair. It was Ash VS the bunny off of Monty Python, LOL! We just went back and forth through the movie. I started with Tim the enchanters fire show. And he bit my leg off and I said its mearly a flesh wound, etc.)

*As fire enters the Training Area. Ash stands up, flames leaping higher. She opens her mouth to speak but Drauka slaps her. “Dont speak unless asked to.” Drauka says as he walks towards the stairs leading down into the arena. He shouts, “Fly to me.” Ashes wings open up larger then thought possible on the little one foot wonder she fly’s high into the air and lands silently on Drauka’s shoulder. Drauka orders her to take her position for the up coming battle and she flutters a few yards ahead of him. As she fly’s forwards you notice, that it isn’t just one set of wings its hundreds up and down her back.

She begins making ridicules hand movements as if drawling a picture in the air, and her flame clothing leaps higher, signaling her readiness. Drauka again shouts in a flavorless flawless voice, “Come over here, please, get ready, I shall allow you to go first, if it is your wish. The only way to test them is to fight them against one another.”*
 

We are "Thee Unknown Artists" we have a semi popular song called "The Song With No Words." its kinda ironic. Anyways the Lil Rich Boy looks horrible on paper... but the song pumps you up bad makes you mad you know?

The Sogn With No Words (Punk Rock)

(Crowd cheers) Sing that one song that’s not on your CD!
(Crowd Shouts) WOOOOO, we Love that song, yeah!

Why do you ask me to sing it,
When it makes me feel like, such a hypocrite
When you cheer me, it fishin’ hurts
When I don’t even know, the fishin’ words,
And, I’m sick of this goddamn shit,
Well that’s just how I feel about it.

Well, I don’t know the words to this song,
Will you care if I sing this wrong,
Hey, I doubt anyone even kno-Ohs
How this goddamn song goes.

Why do you cheer, for this bullshit?
This song makes me feel, like a fishin’ idiot
Its seems you want me, to be happy,
I mean you’ve given me, all this money
And yet, you ask me to sing
Something so fishing depressing.

Well, I don’t know the words to this song,
Will you care if I sing this wrong,
Hey, I doubt anyone even kno-Ohs
How this goddamn song goes.

Then the music will stop, my voice flows
And I’ll worry not, cuz everyone knows
that I AM the greatest, even critics praise
When I leave all my fans, in a haze, craze and daze.

Cuz, I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS SONG,
But, you won’t care if I sing this wrong,
Hey, I doubt anyone even knows
What I’m singin’ when the music goes.

(Crowd chants) Again! Again! Again! Again!
End

(Note: we dont have a CD but we have syntisizers and stuff that make it seem like a buncha people yelling. When we put theis on tape, gives it a live feel.)

I'll prally post songs of mine here for feed back... Were a very versitile band with 5 people who sing, and play. So i'll post the genre (rap, rock, punk, pop, etc.)


Lil' Rich Boy. (Our Only Heavy Metal Song)

I wanna kill something like a monkey named bob.
But I can’t cuz I’m a stuck up snob
And I have to pay someone else to do it
Because I’m to rich to do it,
And I have lots of money in my hands,
And I’m trying to make you all understand
That I am a psycho born proud and true
And all my money makes me better then you.

So; Dont you wish you were rich like me,
So you could do what I do!
And look down on poor, pathetic,
Worthless people, kinda like you!

Here I am a silly rich boy,
Looking at you like your my toy,
And I got nothing better to do.
Then do anything I want to,
Too anyone I want to,
Especially to a bitch like you,
Yeah, you, a Semi-ignorant fool,
Who is just my tool.
To make more - Money

So; Dont you wish you were rich like me,
So you could do what I do!
And look down on poor, pathetic,
Worthless people, kinda like you!

I will Live forever, never gonna die,
I will be Rich forever, cuz I got a cry-
Ogenical chamber to keep me alive,
Every night when I sleep, so ill survive.
And at this rate ill live to be
Ninety Nine Hundred and Ninety
fishING FIVE!
On your declination I will strive.
Your my fishin’ worker inside.  
My moneymaking bee hive.

So; Dont you wish you were rich like me,
So you could do what I do!
And look down on poor, pathetic,
Worthless people. Kinda like YOUUU!
 

*Drauka enters the navigation room, then descends into the mutation room. He places a butterfly and a piece of burnt pitch in the mutation chamber. Brilliant lights flash as a Blackened Pixie dressed in flames exits the chamber.*
The dry unchanging voice of Drauka says, “Intresting outcome... Well I guess you’ll have to do, I name you ash. Follow me.”
*Drauka leaves the mutation chamber, and continues upwards to the Observation deck. He sits down at the bar and orders a pint of taint. Sipping while waiting for any challenges – to himself or to his creation.*
 

You enter the common room to the great domed arena of Masurmase. Right when you walk in, words magically scrawl in an intense blue light before you,


Navagtion room: Questions? Lost? Ask somone here, or goto the observation deck above and I’m sure you’ll be enlightend.

Bedrooms: To the door near your left, also double as an infirmary,“Quiet Please”
 
Observation Deck: The staircase just to your left leads up to a bar that serves drinks for free, to patrons watching the current battles, or soldiers resting in-between. The fighting area of the arena is also accessible from this location.

Smithy and Training area: Directly west, Live game is also create-able in the mutation room, or simple straw dummies may be used, over looked and accessible by the Observation deck. The smithies may be used to repair damaged equipment, or create new weapons for a unique opponent.

The mutation room: The staircase leading down on your right allows you to combine multiple creatures or elements to create creatures for training room fodder. Or you can make one to battle someone else’s creation in the arena. Every creature is innately loyal to his or her creator, no matter how cruel or vile they might be.

And finally the prize through the huge mithril double doors just 20 yards in front of you, is the Battle Arena Where you can pit your skills against another, or fight your mutated creatures.

The blue words fade, and you notice rules enscribed on the doors.
1. No one post kills.
2. Posts must be varied and descriptive.
3. Multiple battle can take place at once.
4. No interfering with a current battle unless invited.
5. Constantly escaping death is looked down upon UNLESS your escapes are original, unique, and ingenius.
6. The Building is self repairing but try to avoid too much structural damage.
7. Equipment should be listed before the battle, but skills and spells shouldn't be.