Stick a lightbulb in its mouth and find out.

Was parked in quarry lane waiting for my sister when you cycled past the end, you met Lance and Jess I think.

Saw you cycle past!

Wow, ugly aren't you!

Can I get a lightsaber for mine?

(Happy bday to anyone I haven't been bothered to check the date of )

"...with the eyes of a killer." ?

3 because its the magic number... Duh...

Um, yea, I can't remember how to make stuff invisible.

I've forgotten the password and can't get back in.

Got a Maths exam tommorow and I've done shit all revision.

Thank god its easy.

Am I really that bad?

Did anyone understand a word of that? :/

Saw that video 2 days ago, and I was actually gobsmacked. its just, wow.

That guy from Santana, he's great, love the way he looks like he's half orgasming when he plays.

I worked more hours cause they paid too low. Wait a minute...

*cry*