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A thread about abnormal/unusual abilities. :alien:

I can:
[li]Get my feet behind my head. Just. I used to be able to do it fully a few years ago. :(
[li]Touch my wrist with my thumb, without being double-jointed. (And that's left wrist & left thumb!)
[li]Balance on one leg with my eyes closed. (Leg properly lifted, not floating just above the ground).
[li]Write upsite-down and/or backwards, just as fast as regularly and with no loss of legibility.

What sort of things can you do?

i can lick my nose.  and thats about it

I can talk nonsensical ways that only I would understand.  I make weird phone noises...both good and just freaking scary.  Other than that I'm talentless.

I can put my feet behind my head. I can stick most of my foot in my mouth. I can fit my fist in my mouth. I can turn my head enough so its no longer sitting on my shoulder but almost looking straight behind me. I can wrap my thumb and index finger around the width of my left wrist. I can twist my arm around entirely, I think clockwise, without having double joints or whatever. I can flip my tongue over. I can roar, growl, bark, meow, and howl. I can make various odd noises. I can appear to be dead for over 5 minutes. I did that once. My friend ran off to call 911. I can climb odd surfaces and then can't climb down. I can't think of anything else. xD

...I can crack my big toes forever

i can crack all my knuckles and finger joints and all my toe joints. i can turn my eyes side ways in my head and make both my shoulder blades stick 3" outs of my back so it looks like i have wings while clothed.

i can do a lot of stuff, but i also have a physical 'thing' i never saw at any other person...
on my left hand i have a line on my hand running all the way from left to right without being cut off at any point, the big line, so on one hand i have 3 big lines like everybody else (from left to center, from right to center, and from down till center near the thumb) and on the other hand one the one with the thumb and then just one all the way left to right

any of you peepz got that?

Uh, the lifeline on my right hand doesn't seem to end. Does that count? xD

i can ehh  raise my eyebrows seperatly from each other so that one goes up and the other stays down and so on :/ dunno if thats a bit weirdish.
:D i can do that too!
i can my toes without moving the other toes  (so moving one toe while the others stay where they were)

 :hehe:  

Is that because you have a long tongue or a big nose? :P



:blink: You worry me.



Oooh, I can do that with my thumbs. :)



You make your shoulder blades stick out by looking sideways? :miffed:



Weird. But cool. :)



Isn't that a normal thing? I dunno... never tried doing it.

*bites finger*


it was two different things but joined with an and because they are the last and one but on the list

Blah. Should still use a comma. Even though the 'proper' rules says otherwise. :P

long tongue.  

I can crack almost every single joint in my body...and a couple non-joints :unsure:
let's see.....toes, ankles, shins(yep. shins.), knees, hips, back, neck, shoudlers, elbows, wrists, fingers, jaw, sternum (thats the one that creeps me out :unsure: ) Some I can crack endlessly, my shins being one. Others won't crack endlessly, but very very frequently.  :)

*resists urge to make many crude jokes* :D  

make crude jokes I'm bored and could use the entertainment.

*shivers* that is so flippin awesome!!!

I have been gifted with an extremely high pain tolerance, I have ran full speed into a wall head first and walked away from it...granted I wasn't walking in a straight line but still  :D

 

this is where fire becomes a lesbian

mhm.  i was checking out the skanks at the mall a couple days ago.  grossness

Let me bite you and we'll see how high it really is o_O

pffft being bitten doesnt hurt THAT much. ive been told i have high pain tollerence but im not sure about it

hmm some people say i have a high pain tolerance... but idunno i just don't like whining about things
but i did walk around with a broken rib for 4 weeks just playing football (soccer) and doing everything while it hurts, me just thinking it was  a lil' bit bruised
ow and when i had my appendicitis thing (which supposed to hurt really really bad) i just went squashing with it (couldn't do much tho as walking hurted kinda really bad) and i just asked my dad if he wanted to take a look at it (he's a doctor) when i had pain from it over 12 hours (over 24 hours can be lethal) some might say it's stupid...
but meh i don't think i don't feel it it's just that i think meh it'll pass post of the time and most of the time it's right

of course I don't think high pain tolerance counts in the crotchular area.

LOL no it certainly doesn't :P i don't think there's any man who wont fall on the ground in pain when he gets hit in the balls with respectable force

you women will never understand that kind of pain... but i also experience it different then just a 'normal' pain from bumping or sumthing... it comes with more 'panic', i think it must be evolution, it sure teaches men to protect their balls and their chances of becoming a father

hey opper...show us your scar.

I can do the splits...but it's not like nobody else can *shrugs*.

LOL  :P i hardly have any scars left really... they did it with 3 very lil holes (aorund 1-2 cm scars) and sticked sticks with instuments and camera's through them also i got some special stitches and one of the scars is in my bellybutton and the other ones will not be seen by most people given the area there really isn't much to be seen ;)  

I can't. :(

Tried for years, but my legs just don't go very far apart... :cry:


Yeah, my flatmate often goes on about how I never get hit badly by flu/colds, or that I don't suffer so much in baking/freezing weather.
Yes I do - I'm just not a fecking hypochondriac like most people are!

Why would you complain about cold weather.  As long as you have a jacket, shut up and go on you merry way.  (I love the cold)

Oh! I forgot. I can walk in -30 degree weather without getting cold. :D

not everyone can do that eyebrow thing.  I had to teach myself how to do that.

lmao I pulled a muscle in my ear/jaw while touching my tongue to my nose.

awww that's no good  :(

hmm I can't think of anything else I can do

and under u've bitten me before and it didn't do anything.

I didn't bite you hard enough b/c I thought you might have been dirty.  You know your masturbating habits.

ever had cramp in the muscles under your jaw?

yeah hurts like hell.  

i get it a lot when i yawn; rude shock everytime

can anyone look in completely opposite directions at the same time? i thoguht i had it one time but im not sure.

how about keeping your eyes open while you sneeze? or is that really impossible?

i can look forwards and left or right  

I think if you keep your eyes open while you sneeze the balls pop out.

...

HAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG!

envisions that...then goes off to shove pepper up his nose to try that.

I can cross my eyes and uncross one of them.

thats what i meant. so you are looking in 2 directions

I'm not sure but I think I can turn both of my eyes out to the sides...I don't think I should do that anymore though.

heheheh its one of those "wow look i can do this!"..."argh it really hurts" things

doesn't it like loosen your eyeball muscles?

dunno but i doubt its good for you  :unsure:  

it's impossible to sneeze with ur eyes open... and yes your eyes would come out if sumhow you kept them open... i believe...

Yea...that's what I said.

but has anyone ever proved it? volunteer?

Have you seen those people that can do that w/o sneezing?

yea but thats just...wierd and they look stupid

You know there's actually a world record for how far they can pop them out...

damn, how many topics is this gonna be in? :P

i can crack plenty of joints in my body, i especially like doing my neck and knuckles...but not my shin and sternum *takes a long look at frag* :blink:  i friek people out with my left pinky, i can bend it backwards to a 90 degree angle. i can raise my left shoulder blade up 3 inches higher than my right one too :)  

can you keep it like that?  You know the shoulder thing....b/c I was thinking you would look like Quasi Modo (sp?) or some hunch back.

that guy had his back hunched up at the center though...i can keep it up but it's not the same  

You should take a picture (I like your pictures; dammit I sound liek a stalker).

you mean where the point comes over your shoulder? i can do that with both, but it hurts doing the right one

I can:

• cross my eyes
  [li]cross only one of either eye
  [li]focus on infinity (great for seeing those ‘magic eye’ things)
  [li]lift my ears separately
  [li]move my scalp back
  [li]crack just about every joint in my body, even my jaw (but that hurts, so it’s always on accident, like wise for my shoulder)  I’ve actually found out that if I keep a good posture for a day or two, I don’t need to crack my back, fingers, wrists, elbows, knees, or toes
  [li]I can forever crack my wrists and most of my knuckles
  [li]turn my tongue all the way over
  [li]curl my tongue up and use it like a straw
  [li]sit down with my rump on the floor and my feet at my hips
  [li]bend backwards almost in half (bending at my back)
  [li]turn my head just a little past my shoulders (while keeping my shoulders strait with the rest of my body)
  

I can’t:

• squat and have my heels on the floor
  [li]and a lot of other things that I’d rather not try and think of (like typing without hitting too many keys, or remembering things)
  

i saw that done a few weeks ago and its actually quite impressive; im sure i nearly broke something when i tried it

Nice résumé, smi.  LOL

Let's see... I can:
sit
stand
walk

I cant:
stretch any part of my body more than a few inches

 :D  

i feel sorry for your girl  :blink:  

lmao! that's so wrong mole.

i try

Smi...you must be great in bed :P

... way too hard.  :P  

hmm good point *strokes chin then sets about finding a fem version of smi*

I think your previous post suggests that mole is the opposite of you, in that respect, then...

ROFLMAO

Nice one!  LOL  

I can put my legs behind my head and roll around the floor in a ball.

... :blink: ...was that related to lanirs first coment ev?

while your roilling around what kind of noises do you make?

I saw an acrobat in Shanghi doing that... it was pretty cool!   :)  

Ev: O_O

/me pays Ev to be her whore for the day

XD

:blink:

how do you gather that Under
(is looking for some dirty explanation) :P  

b/c you're all bendy.

that's hardly a 'dirty explanation'... <_<  

b/c you have a big penis?

[Insert exasperation] I suppose that will have to do…

*glances at smi's sig*  :rolleyes:  

:o  hay now, don't make me want to change it
it's so much work...