"sometimes gum looks like a penny"
"I am your father's cousin's best friend's college roomate" "And what does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing"
"What happened to Mega Maid?" "She changed from suck to blow"
Spaceballs: The Sig
"You damned Aussie. You live in a tin hut in Wagga Wagga and sleep with goats!" "Yes I have slept with your mother before" |