little Timmy is a little boy who's parents are divorced. he lives with his mother and his "new" dad, but gets to stay with his "old" dad for a few days every month.

One time when he went over to his "old" dad's Semi detached home after a fun birthday party held by his "new" dad for Timmy.

"Old" dad had planned a special birthday party as well, where only they were invited to.

"old" dad presented Timmy with his first surprise a big balloon. (normal sized)

Timmy thanked his dad and then told him.

"oo guess what daddy, rob ( i think it was rob but this is new dad) gave me this huge ballon as big as the moon"
Timmy then brings out a bigger balloon in the shape of a horse (the balloon was just bigger by a lot)

"old" dad looked jaded, 'yes Timmy.....thats...er....quite impressive....but guess what i got you this great new robot. it can fire its hand at you'

"oo guess what daddy, rob bought me for my present, its the new "blah blah blah" and its got loads of weapons!"
In comes a huge robot and just kicks the smaller insignificant toy robot into its packaging.

"old" dad looked dejected 'well...uhm...Timmy....(Timmy is busy playing with his big robot thus ignoring daddy)....i've got to do something..very important.'

The dad proceeds up the stairs into the bathroom, and opens up the cupboard, he proceeds to empty it till he finds a bottle of toilet bleach.
Scene jumps to the outside of the bathroom to a landing with the door to the bathroom closed and light showing through underneath and the staircase in view. "coughing and spluttering can be heard, before a loud thud then silence"

Timmy walks up the stairs and stands at the top of the landing. "daddy, can i live with you, instead of with mummy?"
"daddy?....."

not funny, but very touching.

Well when i was in school it never got cancelled and we had heaps of snow :/ Well that was liverpool for you.

we don't even get it here in england, just the welsh and the scottish. And anywhere near a river so flooding becomes an excuse as well.

I didn't watch it last night, but this show is quality. i watched earlier episodes, and it was great.

I distinctly remember a police news conference about a murder, and they had experts giving a small talk which basically pointed out the father as the perpatrator, but the police were so dim they just carried on as normal as the father changed his apperance as to not fall into the description given.

And who can forget little timmy.

it's too cold to go streaking >_>

O_o a small chuckle over here, but the obsession of llamas >_>

not for me thanks
 

Don't listen to the evil, it will corrupt you!

Y HELLO THAR!

i'm at uni now, bored out of my skull >_<

also i have a lecture on "IT safety" in 40mins  LOL

and i'm only half way through my first week here ¬_¬

anyways see ya in a bit
 

my ears they die from the screaming >_<

its afo_afo

t'was funny

thank you all, and happy birthday to the people i missed on my birthday.

O_O

for a fact i'm not american >.>

but all these people know me already.

 :blink:  

Thanks Hii, i was waiting for one for ages from another source, but didn't deliver :/

ooo gimme gimme gimme

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