I didn't give up; I'm just pausing.    

*necromances thread*

Lady Chatterly's Lover. It's kind of literary, but if anything that's one of its better aspects. Not much sex in it so far ...  :unsure:

Hmm, washers.  

Too hot and tired and anaemic.  :hmmm:

It's ok to use an 'and' after a comma, though.  

My last exam is this Tuesday. Two media essays in an hour and a half, causing sore wrists, a dent in my knuckle from holding a pen, an achey brain, and several nice big huge 'oh crap' moments afterwards as I realise just how many points I forgot to include in each essay.

Fun fun fun fun.  :rolleyes:  

:alien:  

The first word of each sentence should be capitalised.

Rug, fair point. Although it does depend on how it was intended to be said, for example the 'mwahaha' might have been an afterthought.  

Or it will start to annoy everyone, and I'll be asked to stop before I'm stoned to death with killer kumkuats.  <_<    

I chose what used to be my favourite number.

I liked the number eight when I was younger, because it was impossible to write it backwards.

Correction the third:

"I'm a 10% man."

Posts corrected: 3.
Errors this post: 3.
Total errors: 15.

Cheers for the monkey, smi.

*hugs her monkey proudly*  


Correction the second:

"If you don't remember, I stole all the cookies and put them in an impenetrable safe. Mwahaha.

[Ed's note: the full stop after 'safe' could viably be replaced by a comma, removing the necessity for a capitalised 'M' in 'mwahaha'. Therefore, I will only count the full stop and the capitalisation as one error, as they have a cause-and-effect reationship.]

Posts corrected: 2.
Errors this post: 7.
Total Errors: 12.

Correction the first:

"That's not something I'd advise you to wonder about. "

Posts corrected: 1.
Errors this post: 5.  
Total errors: 5.

I'm starting to feel a wee bit challenged... :ph34r:  

I'm the only person in two generations of my family who can make a decent omelette. :cool:
 

It's still two syllables.

'Loo-ese' or 'Loo-is'. (Pronounciationally speaking.)