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« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2006, 11:32:23 PM »

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That would require two people to have paper cuts on their butts, using the same toilet... what's the chance of that?  Tongue
That would require two people to have paper cuts on their butts, using the same toilet, and the first one would have had to have AIDs.
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« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2006, 08:12:12 PM »

Yea came up in sex ed, our head teacher was reading from a true and false quiz "Can you get an STD from a toilet seat" to which i replied "depends what you do with the toilet seat" and it went from there
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« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2006, 02:18:03 AM »

You have a very strange health class...  Tongue  
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« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2006, 07:01:37 AM »

We just watched a video about sex in the 5th grade.  I remember they split the class up into boys and girls and watched in different rooms.  I don't think we did anymore then that in class until high school science.  There was a drop box for questions, one read, "Why is cum salty?"  O_O I loved the teacher's reaction LOL She even answered it, such a good teacher  :cool:
on topic:  I really don't want to fill my gas tank  Sad insted of miles/gal, I'm going to go by miles/$20  >_<
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« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2006, 11:31:06 AM »

we had to watch a videoof a women giving birth in year 6...burnt into my mind  Sad  
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« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2006, 02:50:51 AM »

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We just watched a video about sex in the 5th grade.  I remember they split the class up into boys and girls and watched in different rooms.  I don't think we did anymore then that in class until high school science.
Hehe I remember we had the same thing done to us.  Of course, I don't remember the video- not like I paid attention anyway...  Tongue  
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« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2006, 06:03:28 AM »

lmfao, don't have any stories as good as those. but holy shit Mole, i'll never forget the day i had to see that. watched literally two seconds of it but it won't ever go away :miffed:  
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« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2006, 08:55:52 AM »

Aren't you going to watch when your wife gives birth?

PS- I watched it in 9th grade, and I don't get the big deal because it's just a really large vagina.
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« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2006, 09:44:23 PM »

with a fricken human head poking out...

i will watch from a good angle
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« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2006, 08:05:51 AM »

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Aren't you going to watch when your wife gives birth?
now a days it should be if she's your wife or not... :blink:  Sad

gas is over $3.50 :ph34r:
I'm at half a tank
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« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2006, 08:00:15 PM »

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Aren't you going to watch when your wife gives birth?

PS- I watched it in 9th grade, and I don't get the big deal because it's just a really large vagina.
...its the continous fluid spurting that puts most people off  :cry:  
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2006, 11:45:58 PM »

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we had to watch a videoof a women giving birth in year 6...burnt into my mind  Sad
I must have missed this Sad

I seriously didn't watch any such video back in year 6.  
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« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2006, 04:43:21 AM »

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I must have missed this Sad

I seriously didn't watch any such video back in year 6.
He's saying how discusting it was, and here you are wanting to of seen it too... Wink
you're weird :hehe:  
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« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2006, 09:08:21 AM »

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I must have missed this Sad

I seriously didn't watch any such video back in year 6.
He's saying how discusting it was, and here you are wanting to of seen it too... Wink
you're weird :hehe:
I feel I may have missed out on an integral part of growing up.  :unsure:

 
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« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2006, 10:03:19 AM »

not likely
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

CLEAN?
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Yiff Hunter says:
rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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