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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2004, 11:37:07 PM »

I know I'm not particularly sharp-minded at the moment, but I've read that a few times and the humour still evades me? :miffed:
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2004, 07:50:23 AM »

Its a contrived explanation for a question he created but didnt see coming - Hert is a very fat NPC, and Sindol said, with Mina, that he doesnt drink alcohol. He lives in M'chek, which has a food shortage, so how did he get that size?

Chocolate.

I nearly fell off my chair. It was hilarious. You had to be there, probably.

It'd be easier to understand without Calia and Aila talking.
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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2004, 11:53:43 AM »

Ah. I thought "eyes Hert" was 'stupid-talk' for my eyes are hurting, which I linked with the headache bit. :/
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« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2004, 10:26:54 PM »

during a trip to the 'wartorn village of blandenburg' today i comendeered a flame throwing catapult battery, removed it form its cliff top perch and proceeded to drag it round the village to shoot armoured humans.
while readjusting its direction i was shocked to see 20 or more seargents appear all around me and luckily for me i was in stealth mode and they all ran off, so there i was licking my lips and adjusting again to blow the bastards to hell and who runs throw them all and straight at my wooden friend just as i press fire? Gareth bleeding rosethorne and his other special forces friend to check out the random flamingness:

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Rosethorne: someone has been fucking with this catapult
Rosethorne: i saw it firing...by itself
Dethrune: destroy it
Rosethorne: cant
Dethrune: hmmm
*Rosethorne proceeds to move it further around the village*
Dethrune: moving?
Rosethorne: im doint it
*convo gap as i duck behind a building*
Dethrune: us?
Rosethorne: Nan'sh'tal             (an elven fort)
Dethrune: sure
Rosethorne: lead me there
Rosethorne: north and west, you know
Rosethorne: use our tactics
Dethrune: been there once
*the two enemy soldiers proceed to the north and away from the catapult. meanwhile i come up behind thenm and spin the catapult around firing the way they ran and hid back inot a shadowy corner*
*they come back promptly with rosethorne leading*
Rosethorne: Madon, you have eyes and ears at all?
Dethrune: A bit
Rosethorne: use them, damn it...someone fired the fucking catapult at us
*fails a spot check majorly*

 and they aventually get bored and managed to loose me runnign around different buildings, could be interesting to keep an eye on them i think
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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2004, 09:23:04 AM »

Post that in the character quotes thread... I'm dying with laughter here.
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« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2004, 10:12:35 AM »

Rofl, that would have been hillarious to see.
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« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2004, 11:04:58 AM »

wonder what my parents thought all the giggling was   :huh:


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« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2004, 10:52:12 PM »

Screens from tonights game. Me, Chris, Pete, level 40 characters, Ruins of the Twisted Wood. Bags of fun.

First up, Elven Cleric/Fighter/Weaponmaster, Saniseile, surveying the work of her pet Balor and companions:
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« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2004, 10:55:00 PM »

Secondly, Sani having a rather heated discussion with a pair of Demons...

 
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« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2004, 10:55:36 PM »

And lastly, one more of Sani bagging herself a big'un.
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« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2004, 11:24:27 PM »

Buff after buff after buff after buff after buff...

And thats without a single weapon buff!!

Huge ~1MB image.

SS your forum is shit, why cant it post the bloody URL rather than changing it to (ps, I'm dumpid)

Well if you'd use actual proper words, instead of stupid lamer phrases... :­P
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« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2004, 10:05:32 AM »

I'm currently attempting the cheesiest Arcane Archer build I can make. I propose that we have another game today Smiley.
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« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2004, 12:05:42 PM »

Fair enough, Im gonna do a monk/weapon master, using Kukris!
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« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2004, 12:37:28 PM »

if i can i will Aurora is going to be my best friend as soon as im free  :rolleyes:  
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and the last question do u get a sudden eye twicth and shudder wen i say :

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rite ive declared u imorally peasant like
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« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2004, 01:04:27 PM »

Okay, I'm mentally ill. Arcane Archer with Devastating Critical: Lowbow, Hide in Plain Sight, Hide/Movesilent 62, Enchant Arrow 13 (+13 arrows), Strength/Dexterity 26, DR +8/15, 50% pierce immunity and -/10 resistance to all elements usually found on arrows.

I can solo the Clan Gnashing Teeth Inner Sanctum, until I go into one of the buildings and my lack of AoE attacks starts to matter.

Help me.

She ain't a tank, however, so if we want someone who can take hits, it'll be Saniseile with some of the custom gear I'm about to make her, after doing a rebuild - She was very powerful, yes, but she was also rushed and not perfect... which I'm about to fix.
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