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16  BPSITE / Arts & Literature / 300 on: March 24, 2007, 05:03:13 PM
There's also a lot of naked women.

It's a very, very good film. If anyone ever asks how a phalanx works, reference the first battle scene.
17  BPSITE / Arts & Literature / 300 on: March 21, 2007, 07:34:44 PM
Friday.
18  BPSITE / Arts & Literature / A taste of what you're listening to... on: March 20, 2007, 08:06:53 PM
Watain - Stellarvore

With the strength of the mountains,
Come forth from the North,
Agios Daimon!
With the hunger of oceans,
Come forth from the West,
Agios Daimon!
As fire and flame,
Come forth from the South,
Agios Daimon!
As thunder and storm,
Come forth from the East,
Agios Daimon!

In the darkness,
In the nothingness of absent light,
Where no life force is permitted to exist.
From far beyond the borders,
Where god not dares,
The Serpent gloats in hunger,

No star will shine tonight,
No star, no matter how bright,
Across the firmament goes its flight,
A great darkness devouring the light,

God of Death,
Manifest,
God of Doom,
Move and appear,

Spread thine countless tentacles,
Across the universe,
Let them spasm throughout,
The labyrinth of trembling stars,
Strangle their flickering flames,
Eat them whole,
Wander ancient Dragon,
Across the cursed heavens,

Yes, behold now as it opens,
To swallow the world,
And to melt the very essence of creation,
The burning mouth of Samaƫl,
Through which all shall be reborn,
Wide agape now in this final hour,

And from its reeking darkness,
A new kingdom shall ascend,
Rrected on the pillars,
of the ever-burning underworld,
Can't you see the twisted branches,
Of the tree of Death?
Rising now in putrid doom,
At the center of the world,

Let us welcome the Bringer of the End,
With open arms,
Let us adorn the gates to nothingness,
With blood,
Let us lay its enemies,
Like palm leaves upon the path,
On which the Lord is coming in glory,

The upheaval of the ages,
That naught shall shun,
Time and space devoured as one,
From your abode in the dark,
Come forth; Thou who eats the stars!

God of Death,
Manifest,
God of Doom,
Move and appear,
God of Death,
Manifest,
Strike once more,
Stellarvore.
19  BPSITE / Games and Gaming / Unreal Tournament on: March 17, 2007, 09:55:11 PM
I'd play if I found it.
20  BPSITE / Arts & Literature / A taste of what you're listening to... on: March 09, 2007, 03:11:24 PM
Bretwaldas of Heathen Doom - Wychwood

Mist lingers on a frost filled dawn,
Sunlight glimmers on blade and thorn,
Grim illumined but no, not all,
Much remains in decay's dark thrall,

Slow certain true demise,
The proving thing for all things that die,
The wounds that whiten,
The spikes that blind,
The cords that tighten,
The roots that bind,

All in darkness is not corrupted,
All that beckons cannot be trusted,
Beneath the sway of deepest night,
Dark woods awake far from mortal sight,

Through sodden ancient pathways,
We tread to the home of wych-elms,
And singing blades of liquid frost,
Dancing like lucid steam-beasts,
That blow the breath between,
The hawthorn stems,

Await the signs of our fathers,
The circle is closed,
The doors to reality are closed,
You, me, the gods and the grinding of our steel,
The boundary where ancient spectres rise,
Not in torment, but in eternal conquest,

Into the Wychwood...
 
21  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / for the USA peoples on: March 09, 2007, 12:33:03 AM
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Turn.

Guest.

Posting.

Off.

You.

Dumb.

Sod.
Srsly.
22  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / for the USA peoples on: March 08, 2007, 10:32:03 PM
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How the hell are all these getting past Akismet when my not-even-slightlyspam stuff isn't? :|
Turn.

Guest.

Posting.

Off.

You.

Dumb.

Sod.
23  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / for the USA peoples on: March 08, 2007, 05:07:46 PM
America, I think.
24  BPSITE / Games and Gaming / I want to know more about spam on forum on: March 05, 2007, 02:21:46 AM
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Apparently so. Smiley


SS - however, if people walking down the street started randomly talking to strangers using rubbish grammar and trying to offer them badly made porn, everyone'd probably stop going out in public and we'd all have to get special permission from the government to have the ability to speak. :huh:
And when you accept their offer of badly made porn you get ill and need reformatting.
25  BPSITE / Games and Gaming / I want to know more about spam on forum on: March 04, 2007, 04:16:58 AM
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"costs no money" - I said Free, not free.

"requires only a valid email address" - which reduces Accessibility.

"doesn't have giant padlocks" - no, just giant fruits. Tongue


When you're walking down the road, you don't have to carry an ID card if you want to have a conversation with people, nor do you have to answer riddles or pat your head whilst rubbing your belly.
So why should you be forced to do so on the Internet?
Because the spam is getting real old now and would go away if you turned guests off Smiley.
26  BPSITE / Games and Gaming / I want to know more about spam on forum on: March 03, 2007, 04:55:44 PM
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Because guest posting is a vital component of a Free, Open and Accessible Internet, and I wont sacrifice that just because of some spamming arseholes.
Registering costs no money, requires only a valid email address and doesn't have giant padlocks on it. Free, accessible AND open!
27  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / Driving on: February 25, 2007, 08:12:03 PM
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pretending actually  Tongue , but yes beer was envolved and it was about 2:30
Pretending, that's the word. It failed me.
28  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / Driving on: February 25, 2007, 04:10:14 AM
Beer, imagining you're in a car, walking down the road? I'll say... 2-4am, as it's deserted.
29  BPSITE / Arts & Literature / A taste of what you're listening to... on: February 21, 2007, 08:23:42 PM
A band I know because they supported Enslaved. And out-performed them... which astounds me.

Keep of Kalessin - Crown of the Kings

Dragon Goetia,
Red gold on cold stone,
With the dead arise,

Rise winged serpent,
Before the unseen,
Rise the serpent eye star,

Through times of war,
A victor is crowned,
A beast of gigantic size,

Summoned by words never spoken before,
Called upon for this war,

Arise,
Armada,
Undefeatable will,
Given wings,
Claw Crown of the Kings,
Death the reptile eye brings,

Pulse of the earth,
The march of the Armada,
Fleet of marauders,
A sign of a coming tide,
The sentinel signals,
Armada elite adversary,

Sandstorm propulsion,
Wild rape of the earth,
All shall perish,
None shall be spared,
Armada Kalessin,
Surface,

Come brave human,
Show us your courage,
Become all you can be,
Your fall shines through your bravery,
You will be the measure of man's failure,
A martyr for your race,
Come closer, come closer, come closer,
I want to see your face,

Ye was asked to behold the word,
To answer and to yield,
Now ye must answer to the sword,
For the race of mankind already,
Is a race of shattered shields,

Curse not your liberator,
Bring me gifts before you are dead,
I am there, where mankind comes to die,
I'm the one to watch your glow from within,
Die as an ember to ash,
Claw to carry you,
Claw to crush you,
Symbol of the thousand talons,

Ancient serpent,
The hour has come,
A victor is crowned,
Triumphant through demise,

Arise,
Armada,
Undefeatable will,
Given wings,
Claw Crown of the Kings,
Death the reptile eye brings,

Summoned by words never spoken before,
Called upon for this war,
Given wings,
Claw Crown of the Kings,
Death the reptile eye brings.
30  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / The Captcha on: February 21, 2007, 02:35:26 AM
Mind finishing it? =p.
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