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1  The Great Alliance / The Great City / Assault on the New Orc Order! on: October 15, 2003, 08:28:23 PM
30 minutes ago RuxRux Attack defended 1 1 0 33,786
31 minutes ago RuxRux Attack defended 1 0 0 33,264
31 minutes ago RuxRux Attack defended 1 1 0 28,272
32 minutes ago RuxRux Attack defended 1 0 0 30,426
33 minutes ago RuxRux Attack defended 1 0 0 29,054

LOL

0 gold taken
0 casualties
0 skins points lost
= total waste of turns by DoW

what a joke.. LOL

msg:
RuxRux kisses        
Kisses from the Chihuahua of Death.

OMG.. they found something new..

*edit*
9 hrs later

2 minutes ago Budda_Pesty Attack defended 1 3 4 792,520
2 minutes ago Budda_Pesty Attack defended 1 4 4 836,046
3 minutes ago Budda_Pesty Attack defended 1 7 9 870,989
3 minutes ago Budda_Pesty Attack defended 1 3 4 795,639
7 minutes ago Budda_Pesty Attack defended 1 4 4 822,057
10 minutes ago Dark_Elf_Wench Attack defended 1 13 3 341,240
11 minutes ago Dark_Elf_Wench Attack defended 1 4 1 311,088
11 minutes ago Dark_Elf_Wench Attack defended 1 7 1 355,310
22 minutes ago Thug_Ironskull 4,404 Gold stolen 1 2 6 11,434,558
23 minutes ago Thug_Ironskull 5,906 Gold stolen 1 3 12 11,394,143
25 minutes ago Thug_Ironskull 4,428 Gold stolen 1 5 19 11,463,698
26 minutes ago Thug_Ironskull 6,052 Gold stolen 1 5 17 10,935,639

20.790 gold taken
103 fallen regular mercs
23 points to my skins lost

already bought 123 new regular mercs.. repaired my weapons.. where is this war? :paranoid:

*edit*
1hr later

2 hours ago TShadowLord Attack defended 1 1 5 591,417
2 hours ago TShadowLord Attack defended 1 0 4 623,184
2 hours ago TShadowLord Attack defended 1 0 2 670,934
2 hours ago TShadowLord Attack defended 1 0 2 657,783
2 hours ago TShadowLord Attack defended 1 0 4 644,449
3 hours ago DarkElf732 2,738 Gold stolen 1 1 6 4,482,144
2  The Great Alliance / The Great City / Assault on the New Orc Order! on: October 15, 2003, 01:13:26 AM
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Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
1) To those of you in the New Orc Order who are visiting this board and believe that we have asked TGA for assistance: If you will read my original missive, you will see that this is not indeed the case. We need no assistance and have asked for none. from TGA or from anyone else. My message was simply a courtesy letter to inform the members of the Great Alliance that one of their previously-declared enemies was being assaulted and that if they wanted to take advantage of the opportunity, it was there. Whether they wish to take advantage of it personally or as an alliance or not at all is, of course, completely their decision.

eh? if u didn't want anything out of this first post.. why come here at all.. why even bother? u just hoped they would join u..
u really think they need to be informed by you guys? u could as well say TGA is incapable of getting intel on their own..
it either the 1st option or the 2nd.. take a pick Tongue

and what is this assault u been talking about? isn't that kinda a heavy word for what it really is?? better call it a tickle..

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Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
2) To the person who commented that I was probably a nine-year-old: How many nine-year-olds have you met that can write with proper grammer and spelling or who have the patience to type a letter of significant length? I find it likely that those who fill the boards with obscenities are more likely the nine-year-olds, as words with four letters are very easy to spell and name-calling requires little thought on the part of the agressor. I'm certainly flattered that you missed my age by about twenty years to the young direction, though, instead of the other direction, which would make me an grumpy old lady.

ooh.. how obscene.. all the juicy parts were covered up.. i see worse (not for me LOL) things when i visit the beach.. IRL.. and about 9yr-olds being obscene.. OMG.. get out more..
u might not be at an age of 9.. but u sure act that way.. so.. what's the difference? woof woof :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
3) On the eleven people who have quit the NOO or are showing invalid user: One has returned. He was apparently on hiatus due to being grounded. (Was someone discussing that OUR alliance was made of children?) One, Azman666, I know for certain quit as a response by predations made almost entirely on my part. Of course, he was complaining about these before we went to war. The war and the remainder of my allies attacking him was somewhat the last nail in the coffin of that account. But it was the Dogs who did it. The other nine, who knows? All I know is that we have received messages from the NOO to our leadership stating that their goal was to see as many "invalid users" in our ranks as possible, so that must be a standard for "winning", at least in their perception. By my count, of those NOO and Dogs who were members the day before we began our sabs for the assault (last Wednesday), 10 have quit from NOO and 2 from Dogs of War. So, by that definition, we are "winning".

ugh.. winning a war is taking lotsa gold from the the others.. LOL.. and maybe casualties..
not quitting.. this means less farms.. so not so good.. (can i get input on this from everyone what they think are the factors which decide winning or losing)
as for those who quit KoC and so the NOO.. i don't know any of them.. not one.. this means they don't visit the board much.. nor do they visit the chat.. so they're not worthy.. i already said it once.. thx for cleaning up..

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Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
4) To those who want to know if we allow orcs into the Dogs of War: Yes. We have members of all races. Our leader is Thug_Ironskull, an orc. Cedric_Ironwood, who someone mentioned above, is also an orc, and we have several others, none of whom will I name, since, as has been mentioned above, we don't post our membership list to a website. In our opinion, that is the height of either pride or stupidity, depending on how you look at it. We have never made a secret of having orcs within our ranks. I was chosen to speak with the Great Alliance out of respect for your views on orcs, and to not pollute your forum with the distasteful warmongering grunts of their race, a respect that I note the NOO is unwilling to afford you.

we don't hide.. we don't have anything to hide.. we're an alliance.. not a terrorist groupe.. i see no reason to hide except out of fear.. which we don't have..
so what if i'm cocky? i like being cocky Cheesy

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Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
5) To those who wish to know our numbers: We have, as of this morning, 149 members divided into several companies. Of course, as we don't publish our membership lists openly, there is no way for either the NOO or TGA to verify that number. You will have to take my word at face value or not, but it matters not to me. It does not change the number whether you believe it or not.

w00t! 149 members! of which maybe 9 have an SA of above 2 mil damage.. i think it's not bout quantity.. but quality.. RAW POWER!
and again.. u might think it clever and cunning to hide your memberlist.. but we ALL know the REAL reason is.. rofl
i don't give a rat's ass that we don't know yer members.. 90% of them prolly aren't even worth farming.. what a joke

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Originally posted by dark_elf_wench
In conclusion, I respectfully thank you members of The Great Alliance for your time in reading this lengthy post, as opposed to many smaller, and in my opinion spammier, posts that I could have made over the last few days.

ugh.. *insert regurgitating emoticon here*
stop kissing TGA's butt.. LOL
and who said spam is bad? i like spam.. yummy
why use a lot of hollow words when few suffice?

last attack in my attack log was one of Thug_Ironskull.. counting non-doggies as well.. and that was 4 frikkin' days ago.. what u gonna do?
bore me to death? LOL
choke me with all the gold the doggies give me? LOL
this doesn't even deserve to be called a war..

PS: excuuuuse me if my spelling is bad cuz i used:

u instead of you
cuz instead of because
prolly instead of probably
gonna instead of going to

and any other abbreviations that aren't looked at as "correct english".. or the lack of capitals.. and overuse of ".........."  Tongue
dgeez...
3  The Great Alliance / The Great City / Assault on the New Orc Order! on: October 14, 2003, 03:29:03 AM
aww auron.. my avie Sad
it isn't THAT revealing u know Tongue

me thinks those 13yr-olds see much worse things on the net then this.. i dunno cuz i got a popup killer but there should be some way nastier popups with XXX rated content on koc even.. then my pic..

but anyways back to topic.. the war is not over yet.. they gotta learn not to pick a fight with someone they can't handle..if they actually think we are going to leave it at this they are very wrong..

maybe these puppies can be another mark on our wall of destroyed alliances.. next to the SisSY alliance.. and some other alliance.. something with "blood" in it IIRC

the doggies have been quiet though.. these last 24 hours..
4  The Great Alliance / The Great City / Assault on the New Orc Order! on: October 13, 2003, 05:11:03 AM
we had quitters? :blink: anyone i know?  :huh:

well.. anyway.. if they quit.. they're no good.. more room for better ones Wink
5  The Great Alliance / The Great City / Assault on the New Orc Order! on: October 13, 2003, 04:38:57 AM
we were just minding our own business.. then one night (for me it was night) they started to silly 5*1 attack most NOO members.. with fake accounts turning up inactive when i saw it.. then sending us retarded msgs like woof woof and bla bla bla.. they're all full of shit.. we didn't know why or anything they just attacked.. then they finnaly explain themselves.. telling us someone of our members have been farming their oh so *cough* great *cough* leader.. instead of taking it up with him they began this ammusing nonsense.. and oh yes.. the doggies accept orcs.. most of them are orcs.. their leader is an orc.. LOL

Thug_Ironskull
Cedric_Ironwood

are 2 orcs and doggies comming close to worth mentioning LOL
6  The Great Alliance / The Great City / Assault on the New Orc Order! on: October 13, 2003, 03:55:47 AM
lolol!

i have to object!.. really..

dark_elf_wench is so full of shit.. (and prolly a 9 yr old).. they haven't hurt us one bit.. only thing they do is sell of their DA for SA.. and still can't cut it..

i have no idea at all who those 11 more INVALID USER accounts are.. rofl.. prolly leechers and inactives.. cuz i didn't see any of them complaining bout being sabbed.. rofl.. thx for cleaning up for us Wink

the doggies have no other choice but hide their pathetic member list cuz they get pwned.. LOL

i can't believe TGA gets involved with such newbies.. cuz that's what they are.. mostly wasting their attack turns.. rofl.. 15 turns from their so called *cough* leader for 90k gold of me.. 1 turn worth of income.. aaauwtch.. that hurt as hell.. i think i'm gonna delete my account for that.. roflmao.. i got more out of u guys already with my shitty stats (i know i know) with less turns then u guys used..

this war.. a bit of an overstatement haha.. has made the NOO live again.. thank you for that though.. but for the rest.. the doggies are just a big joke to ammuse us.. LOL

if TGA decides to make a war out of this.. fine by me.. maybe worth a challenge for once.. ain't speaking for the NOO here.. only for myself :cool:

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- The average power of their orc members has decreased (average ranking of exising members dropped by several thousand points when considered as a whole).

that's weird.. i went up a couple of thousands Tongue
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