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76  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / SUMMER summer time! on: June 26, 2006, 08:27:49 AM
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A mass of ants?  Sounds like you have an invasion or something...  :blink:  
77  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / Jobs on: June 26, 2006, 08:26:01 AM
Hmmm there's washing the car, watering the plants, making into a French horn, and that's all I can think of...  Smiley  
78  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / Birthdays on: June 26, 2006, 08:24:44 AM
Happy birthday, (p)Opper.  Tongue  
79  BPSITE / Temple of Caliginosity / Palindromes on: June 26, 2006, 08:23:32 AM
At least it all ended up in the spam section of the forums...  LOL  
80  The Great Alliance / The Great City / New Game? on: June 24, 2006, 08:14:09 AM
Can sharks even let out gas?  LOL  
81  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / So...... on: June 23, 2006, 08:36:42 AM
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Aww, but you looked so cute with a beard!  Wink
:huh:

When was the last time Mole was ever called cute??  :blink:
82  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / SUMMER summer time! on: June 23, 2006, 08:33:54 AM
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Opa!!
Totally!  Cheesy

Oh um, plants... imagine a row of venus fly traps around your windows and doors... keeping all the pesky insects out.  LOL
83  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / Jobs on: June 23, 2006, 08:31:12 AM
Hmm now we have the double problem of under the spy, and mole the um... filth.  What is the forum coming to nowadays?? LOL
84  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / I'm graduating on: June 23, 2006, 08:29:40 AM
Bah, all I got when I graduated was a lot of money... and a laptop... never mind.  Smiley  
85  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / Birthdays on: June 23, 2006, 08:28:01 AM
Hehe... hope he comes back eventually.  In the meantime, happy birthday.  Smiley  
86  BPSITE / Arts & Literature / Hornet's Photographs on: June 23, 2006, 08:26:04 AM
Um, can we go back to the cute rats now?  Tongue  
87  The Great Alliance / The Great City / New Game? on: June 23, 2006, 08:23:39 AM
You're relieved?  Tongue  LOL  
88  BPSITE / Arts & Literature / A taste of what you're listening to... on: June 19, 2006, 08:14:05 AM
My friend just bought me the soundtrack to the Broadway musicai Sweeney Todd... it's a cool version.  Of course, this is my favorite song. Cheesy

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LOVETT:
It's priest. Have a little priest.
TODD:
Is it really good?
LOVETT:
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
TODD:
Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT:
Only where it sat.
TODD:
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
LOVETT:
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

TODD: (spoken) Heavenly!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
but then again, not as bland as curate, either!

LOVETT:
And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!

Lawyer's rather nice.
TODD:
If it's for a price.
LOVETT:
Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
TODD:
Anything that's lean.
LOVETT:
Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
TODD:
Is that squire,
On the fire?
LOVETT:
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer!
TODD:
Looks thicker,
More like vicar!
LOVETT:
No, it has to be grocer --
It's green!

TODD:
The history of the world, my love --
LOVETT:
Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!
TODD:
Is those below serving those up above!
LOVETT:
Ev'rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
TODD:
How gratifying for once to know
BOTH:
That those above will serve those down below!

LOVETT: (spoken) Now let's see, here... We've got tinker.
TODD: Something... pinker.
LOVETT: Tailor?
TODD: Paler.
LOVETT: Butler?
TODD: Subtler.
LOVETT: Potter?
TODD: Hotter.
LOVETT: Locksmith?

Lovely bit of clerk.
TODD:
Maybe for a lark.
LOVETT:
Then again there's sweep
If you want it cheap
And you like it dark!
Try the financier,
Peak of his career!
TODD:
That looks pretty rank.
LOVETT:
Well, he drank,
It's a bank
Cashier.
Never really sold.
Maybe it was old.
TODD:
Have you any Beadle?
LOVETT:
Next week, so I'm told!
Beadle isn't bad till you smell it and
Notice 'ow well it's been greased...
Stick to priest!

(spoken) Now then, this might be a little bit stringy,
but then of course it's... fiddle player!
TODD: No, this isn't fiddle player -- it's piccolo player!
LOVETT: 'Ow can you tell?
TODD: It's piping hot!
LOVETT: Then blow on it first!

TODD:
The history of the world, my sweet --
LOVETT:
Oh, Mr. Todd,
Ooh, Mr. Todd,
What does it tell?
TODD:
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat!
LOVETT:
And, Mr. Todd,
Too, Mr. Todd,
Who gets to sell!
TODD:
But fortunately, it's also clear
BOTH:
That [L: But] ev'rybody goes down well with beer!

LOVETT: (spoken)
Since marine doesn't appeal to you, 'ow about... rear admiral?
TODD: Too salty. I prefer general.
LOVETT: With, or without his privates? "With" is extra.

TODD: What is that?
LOVETT:
It's fop.
Finest in the shop.
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I've just begun --
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily,
Have one!
TODD:
Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run!
LOVETT:
Try the friar,
Fried, it's drier!
TODD:
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!
LOVETT:
Then actor,
That's compacter!
TODD:
Yes, and always arrives overdone!
I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!

LOVETT: (spoken) Wait! True, we don't have judge yet,
but we've got something you might fancy even better.
TODD: What's that?
LOVETT: Executioner!

TODD:
Have charity towards the world, my pet!
LOVETT:
Yes, yes, I know, my love!
TODD:
We'll take the customers that we can get!
LOVETT:
High-born and low, my love!
TODD:
We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
BOTH:
And to anyone
At all!
89  BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / SUMMER summer time! on: June 19, 2006, 08:04:27 AM
Any chance on my huzzay entering the language?  Smiley

 :grass:  
90  The Great Alliance / The Great City / New Game? on: June 19, 2006, 08:02:23 AM
But... it doesn't make any sense at all!  Not even a little!  :miffed:  
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