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Title: How american are you?
Post by: mole on December 11, 2004, 11:53:36 PM
take the quiz (http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=799)

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hmmmmm..

You are in no way American. You still spell colour with a U and call your trousers "trousers". Try wearing a baseball cap and driving on the wrong side of the road a bit.

im so proud


Title: How american are you?
Post by: underruler on December 12, 2004, 01:13:09 AM
Are you a REAL American?

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Getting there...

Good try, but no cigar. Your halfway there, but you could do better. Why not put a little white fence round your garden and ask the postman to put your letters in a breadbin on a stick.


Title: How american are you?
Post by: Saladin on December 12, 2004, 02:12:56 AM
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Getting there...

Good try, but no cigar. Your halfway there, but you could do better. Why not put a little white fence round your garden and ask the postman to put your letters in a breadbin on a stick.
of course this is a hell of a mockery


Title: How american are you?
Post by: Lord Lanair on December 12, 2004, 05:15:04 AM
No... really.  :P

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You are in no way American. You still spell colour with a U and call your trousers "trousers". Try wearing a baseball cap and driving on the wrong side of the road a bit.


Title: How american are you?
Post by: underruler on December 12, 2004, 07:28:26 AM
I feel so white.


Title: How american are you?
Post by: mole on December 12, 2004, 03:08:48 PM
£10000 says it was written by a brit


Title: How american are you?
Post by: RipperRoo on December 12, 2004, 05:17:48 PM
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6. You and your mates decide to have a game of football in the park. What do you need to take?

A ball, 50 crash helmets, 4 tons of body armour, 20 cheer leaders, a marching band, and a team of surgeons specialising in spinal injuries.
Rofl.

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You are in no way American. You still spell colour with a U and call your trousers "trousers". Try wearing a baseball cap and driving on the wrong side of the road a bit.

What did you lot put for

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2. You are visiting Egypt and are concerned over terrorist attacks on foreign nationals. What do you wear to remain inconspicuous?

I couldn't help myself, I had to answer

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A Demis Rousoss tent dress, fez, false beard and sunglasses.


Title: How american are you?
Post by: mole on December 12, 2004, 10:08:28 PM
LOL just makes me want to up the money on my bet


Title: How american are you?
Post by: Lord Lanair on December 13, 2004, 02:49:59 AM
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£10000 says it was written by a brit
Well, look at the verbeage.  :P

I put that I would wear jeans and a t-shirt for number 2.  :)  


Title: How american are you?
Post by: Arkanor on December 17, 2004, 04:33:00 AM
That's what I put, but after I answered sensibly it gave me the Brit answer that mole got.  

However, after I picked the stupidest ones...

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Well hot diggerty, you're as American as uncle Sam! You were born on the fourth of July and have apple pie and napalm coming out the buns of your ass. Take the fifth and have a nice day, y'all!

YEAAAAAAAH!  American power! LOL  


Title: How american are you?
Post by: Lord Lanair on December 18, 2004, 07:13:28 AM
At least someone is proud of it.  :P


Title: How american are you?
Post by: mole on December 23, 2004, 04:08:12 PM
no idea where to post this

(http://www.neomonsterisland.com/a_archives/014/678/WeAreFucked.jpg)


Title: How american are you?
Post by: Lord Lanair on December 24, 2004, 06:52:44 AM
:rolleyes:

Sigh.  Political humor is so.... yes.  ^_^  


Title: How american are you?
Post by: Guest on December 25, 2004, 05:09:24 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/Pish/bushwar.jpg)  

Mine piccy is better than yours :P


Title: How american are you?
Post by: Lord Lanair on December 26, 2004, 04:33:34 AM
ROFL

Nice!  LOL  


Title: How american are you?
Post by: mole on December 28, 2004, 10:02:53 PM
LOL excellent


Title: How american are you?
Post by: underruler on December 29, 2004, 03:02:12 AM
lmao ^_^