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Ok, here's how it works.  We are going to make our own little story here :).  When you add to the story, you can only add two words.  

ok, here we go

once apon

a big

fat fish

,there was

a frog

and this
 

frog was

purple with

blue dots

and it

was very

very stupid.

and in

the place

of drugs

it found

a worm

that was

also a

drug dealer.

The frog

said, "Oh

do you

happen to

need some

purple coconuts?

'cause i  

have way

too many

of them.

Then the

worm frowned

because froggy

sounded stupid.

and poor

froggy cried.

because he

thought worm

was a

it took

(the worm was a it took? :blink:)

the end.

ehm ill continue from, the worm was a
garbageman and

kangaroos do

watch pornography

in the

movie theater

where they

screamed aloud

so they

Ran to

the supermarket

To buy

condoms for

their friends

because they

wanted to <_<  

get a  

n orgy started

of course

they wanted

a long

big, hard

exam so  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  

they ate


[oh god]

cookies until

to get

(i don't get NS's post, continued from under's)

the friends

had some

funky meat

in the

mixer. Then

they shot

the coconut

when it

began to

eat the

massive fridge

where the

monsters lived.

So the

[should we write down this entire thing in one post just to see how ridiculous it is?  :unsure:]

spikey badger

humped his

biological weapons

[moleys sig made me come up with that one]

until spillage

went over

the bathtub

and landed

atop a

sandy beach

where a

grassskirt girl

was shaking

her big

cow hide

with spots

that became

little blue

and pink

and green

cacti sparrows

until she

ran into

the wall

when a

giant chicken

from mcdonalds

attacked Lanair's

crappy computer

so we

decided to

climb up

a big

wooden box

and drop

a huge

(oboy- what's comin?)  LOL  

anvil on

both objects.  LOL  

*both objects including lanair and his computer LOL*

And then

they were

extremly excited

about a

gargantuan porifera

*WTF  is that? :blink:*

*A sea sponge- I have biology on my mind*  :D  

*bah, they don't taste good :P*

*continuing*  :P

which didn't

do anything

But then

there was

something strange

happening in

the refrigerator

sharp sounds

came from

[comp router *dead* no internet @ my house bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh]

a small

ion tank

went over

and saw

something strange


LOL

in some

old mayonnaise

.  It was

a fishy

with big

glasses of

fremented cheese

and wierd

smells of

bacon and

banana splits

so froggy

[ LOL  i just read through the entire thread...remember this is about froggy.]

grabbed his

big toe

and jabbed

momma frog

in the

(nice to know that, gal!  LOL )

:unsure: .....gut with :)  

his toe


[didnt see that coming]

she said..."

You ******* !

you don't

go on

and jab

your momma

monkay hat

with a

toe." so

get yo'

buttocks into

that closet

and shut

up, you

no good

dumb, piece

of cookie

with chocolate

on top

Then she

ate the

small fish

cooked with


(my, my what a nice mother!)  LOL  

lime sauce

, yuck! said

a caterpillar

who saw

the guy

that killed

the sandwich

EDIT

o dear / / /

the thing

the foxy

the foxy sandwich thing.

<thats 4 words you pancake>

<he added to minez mole>

So the

microwaved cow

[ha! combined all three of ours, works out fine now.]

was hot

and crispy

enough for

yummy cheeseburgers

and the

big blob

of old

smelly socks

to get

fed for

the bunny.

that was

running out


[ :blink: ]

of toes

to throw

at bob

who was

really starting

to get

very antsy

and was

ready to

commit genocide

for fun

because he

hated ladybugs

Then froggy

ate some

cookies and

a microwave

along with

a hot

piece of

asphalt and

car bumper.

AFter froggy

ate them

he wasn't

as horny

as me. :P  

So Galmort

bought a

[i can't believe what i'm saying :mellow: ]

anal probe

with spikes

which hurt

because he

was wearing

a g-string

shoe lace

which he

had on

his head

in his

warm refrigerator

along with

his other

pair of

dirty socks

with water

and some

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