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Title: *growls* Post by: Perdition on May 18, 2004, 08:35:20 AM So I'm sitting at my puter minding my own buisness (yeah right) and I hear this obnoxious squeeky noise outside. I'm thinking "oh great damn cats fucking again" They have a thing for moaning loudly while they are getting it on. honestly cant they be discreet about it? but its starting to get a bit too squeeky for that. "hmm maybe the cats cought a sickly bat and are brutalizing it, ah well whatever it is it will quiet down soon." Oh but no. an hour and 1/2 later i'm getting really tired of these squeeking and growling noises. So i wander downstairs with a flashlight and my trusty spoon(no relation to the story at all but it kept me company so i felt the need to mention it), walk outside shine the flashlight around and i stumble in apon a racoon orgy. :blink: bout 5 or 6 of the buggers stopped what they were doing just staring at me, me staring back. I splash a bit of water on them hoping there will run off and make with the nasty somewhere else. Go back upstairs, its quiet for a few minutes. then the squeeking moaning noises continues on, louder than before, and it keeps getting louder as they get more and more into it. eventually it quieted down but they went on for a good 2 and 1/2 hours. gross little creatures <_<
Title: *growls* Post by: Hornet on May 18, 2004, 09:38:32 AM You ought to try listening to a group of hedgehogs at it. They hide under the hedges and go on for hours and you never even see them (which is probably a good thing). You just have to point the hose in the general direction and hope you hit 'em. Title: *growls* Post by: Uber Peasant on May 18, 2004, 11:46:16 AM i've seen squirrels doin it, ugh hurts to even think about it
Title: *growls* Post by: mole on May 18, 2004, 05:43:39 PM thats so... naughty racoons :paranoid: Title: *growls* Post by: Daimao on May 18, 2004, 08:13:21 PM hey,at least it aren't your parents you're hearing LOL
Title: *growls* Post by: Galmort on May 18, 2004, 09:00:40 PM hmm...thats funny and weird... :huh:
I heard though, that only dolphins and humans had sex for pleasure...and an orgy wouldn't exactly be for reproduction purposes...weird..and funny :P Title: *growls* Post by: Perdition on May 18, 2004, 09:35:37 PM the hose was on the other side of the house and I was feeling lazy.
good point dai. Title: *growls* Post by: Lord Lanair on May 18, 2004, 09:58:14 PM LOL LOL LOL LOL
Lucky you, fire! :D I'm happy to say I've never heard any animal in an orgy. :hehe: Title: *growls* Post by: Filran on May 20, 2004, 07:13:01 PM Humans are animals. Humans do tend to have orgys.
Title: *growls* Post by: Galmort on May 20, 2004, 10:35:35 PM LOL i love how you put that. "do tend to have" BRILLIANT!!!!! no orgy for galmort. never seen nor heard :P
Title: *growls* Post by: underruler on May 21, 2004, 04:20:07 AM Raccoon orgy...how could I miss this?
Title: *growls* Post by: Arahen on May 21, 2004, 02:37:36 PM cats are always having orgies in my garden, and there are even more cats now since its getting hotter
Title: *growls* Post by: mole on May 21, 2004, 04:52:44 PM cats are fighting AS well as, its friggin annoying in the middle of the night, think i might go find some rocks and line them up on my window sill, i found my catapult the other day; heh nice pun :devil:
Title: *growls* Post by: Lord Lanair on May 21, 2004, 07:48:31 PM LOL
Why not record it on video; then you could listen all throughout the year. :D Title: *growls* Post by: Saladin on May 22, 2004, 03:28:32 AM just because you get off on that Lanair, doesn't mean she does
Title: *growls* Post by: underruler on May 22, 2004, 04:45:26 AM You should throw meat at them next time.
Title: *growls* Post by: GandalfTheOld on May 22, 2004, 05:56:37 AM Quote I heard though, that only dolphins and humans had sex for pleasure...and an orgy wouldn't exactly be for reproduction purposes...weird..and funny :P nah,there once was an Animal Planet special or Discovery Channel special where it showed how a certain kind of monkeys had frequent sex... and not the reproductive kinds, but anal, oral, etc... even male-to-male and female-to-female sex. can't remember fully about the details, something about nostrils and ears, too... and that there aren't that many of them around because of the fact that they spend so much time doing non-reproductive sex... Title: *growls* Post by: Perdition on May 22, 2004, 06:09:29 AM *eyes glaze over* its all about the fucking monkies
Title: *growls* Post by: mole on May 22, 2004, 12:42:49 PM :blink:
hafta say this <- Title: *growls* Post by: Filran on May 22, 2004, 02:47:17 PM Look! Another connection to humans and primates!
Title: *growls* Post by: mole on May 22, 2004, 05:14:01 PM we call them mirrors
Title: *growls* Post by: RipperRoo on May 23, 2004, 07:43:05 PM Rofl. Problem is, we dont eat the same. *Munches on banana*
Title: *growls* Post by: mole on May 23, 2004, 09:12:31 PM hey! i do eat fleas and things i was earlia
Title: *growls* Post by: Perdition on May 24, 2004, 12:12:56 AM *picks lice out of rippers hair and sucks on it*
Title: *growls* Post by: mole on May 24, 2004, 11:30:02 AM how can you suck on a louse/lice?
Title: *growls* Post by: FragMaster1972 on May 24, 2004, 11:39:35 AM you could suck on the hair....cant imagine it'd taste too good though.... :huh:
Title: *growls* Post by: Uber Peasant on May 24, 2004, 11:41:19 AM lice are so tiny, youd swallow them without noticing..
Title: *growls* Post by: Perdition on May 24, 2004, 01:59:40 PM ripper has larger than normal sized lice.
Title: *growls* Post by: RipperRoo on May 24, 2004, 02:37:41 PM Not in this hair....
You couldnt loose a pin in my current hair. Title: *growls* Post by: mole on May 24, 2004, 04:28:28 PM oh, im sure i could prove that wrong *begins sharpening
Title: *growls* Post by: RipperRoo on May 24, 2004, 05:49:31 PM In this HAIR, not head...
Title: *growls* Post by: mole on May 24, 2004, 05:52:29 PM roots count?
Title: *growls* Post by: mole on May 30, 2004, 01:37:18 AM going back a bit
Quote I heard though, that only dolphins and humans had sex for pleasure... Quote Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, suggests other animals doo but eh, good job i cut off the end of that sentance :rolleyes: |