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Title: Who knew?
Post by: Galmort on July 13, 2004, 07:08:07 PM
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cyborghampster1: LOL nice i hope u get arrested

Auto response from Bufflehead9: hold up people, there is a cop at my door. supposedly i shot somebody wawa is what i say to that, but i guess its against the law or something so w/e i'll be back in a bit

cyborghampster1: so wuts up wit the cop
Bufflehead9: i dono, apparently shooting someone with your bb gun is against the law
cyborghampster1: LOL really
cyborghampster1: whod u shoot?
Bufflehead9: my fucking fatass neighbor
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: she's a bitch
Bufflehead9: so i shot her
cyborghampster1: LOL ni ce
cyborghampster1: so how long u up the river for?
Bufflehead9: don't know yet, i have to go to court
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: LMAO
cyborghampster1: so wut happened
cyborghampster1: LOL lipinski doesnt believe that u did
cyborghampster1: btw good job on shooting someone
cyborghampster1: finally unleashing some of that inner rage
Bufflehead9: yea i know, my neighbor's still at the hospital. LOL
cyborghampster1: at the hospital?
cyborghampster1: jees
cyborghampster1: did u shoot her in the eye?
Bufflehead9: no, in her freaking huge ass
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: honestly, i hope she moves now
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: she gives fricken tofu bars for halloween
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: so whyd u shoot her again?
Bufflehead9: swear to god she does,
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: i don't know, because she's been there my whole life and i'm sick of her
Bufflehead9: so i shot her
cyborghampster1: LOL os u just went out and shot her
cyborghampster1: u need a reason or u goin to juvy
Bufflehead9: she was out gardening...bending over and exposing things i didn't care to see
Bufflehead9: so i said screw it, got my bb gun, and shot her
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: and she knew it was u
Bufflehead9: yea, you should've seen her though, it ws so worth it
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: whatd she do?
Bufflehead9: she jumped up faster than she's ever moved in her entire life
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: how do u know
cyborghampster1: have u watched her  her intire life
Bufflehead9: figure of speech fool
cyborghampster1: LOL shure queer
cyborghampster1: fat banging queer mothing
cyborghampster1: *Mother
Bufflehead9: so anyways, her husband comes running outside swinging his 12 guage around, i fuckin gun it back inside, i came in here and haven't gotten up since
Bufflehead9: except when the cops came to the door
cyborghampster1: LOL nice
cyborghampster1: idle hands head for the genitals
cyborghampster1: so they thought it was a real gun?
Bufflehead9: of course it was a real gun, just because its not deadly doesn't mean its not a real gun
cyborghampster1: LOL i mean it didnt have real rounds
cyborghampster1: hello?
Bufflehead9: woops, had to tellthe story to everyone else too
Bufflehead9: it was still a gun nonetheless and thats illegal

and not a word of it is true LOL  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on July 13, 2004, 07:35:44 PM
ever tried a BB shot gun? i havent but it looks mighty fun. so he didnt shoot the fat women?


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Galmort on July 13, 2004, 07:58:38 PM
there wasn't even a fat woman to shoot :P , all lies brought to you by yours truly
 


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on July 13, 2004, 08:26:20 PM
*begins tutting but then ends up chuckling*


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Perdition on July 14, 2004, 02:48:23 AM
lmao.  galmort thats hilirious.  course when they find out you're lying you will forever be known as the person that lies but it's still funny


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Lord Lanair on July 14, 2004, 03:38:43 AM
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there wasn't even a fat woman to shoot :P , all lies brought to you by yours truly
If you're going to lie, the first rule is to make it completely up.  No truth whatsoever.   :)

Niiiiiiiice... that was a great read!  LOL  LOL  LOL  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: opperdude on July 14, 2004, 12:46:59 PM
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ever tried a BB shot gun? i havent but it looks mighty fun. so he didnt shoot the fat women?
LOL nice story  :)

and in the summer 1 year ago in spain we had people across the street on balconies and we used to shoot at each other with BB guns for fun :) then one of the guys got himself a BB shotgun, but i don't think it shoots any harder then a normal BB gun, i also saw one in a shop there and it had the same price of a normal BB gun, i didn't get it because i found it too big to carry around with...


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on July 14, 2004, 05:45:07 PM
you can get dinky little ones that fire 3 or 4 and arent too big


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Lord Lanair on July 15, 2004, 03:32:28 AM
And... who will you fire it at?  :P  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on July 15, 2004, 11:17:39 AM
hey lanair you dropped your wallet...


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Galmort on July 15, 2004, 05:03:41 PM
here let me get that for you :P  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on July 15, 2004, 06:02:42 PM
*shoots gal*


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Galmort on July 15, 2004, 06:51:42 PM
[QUEER]Oh no you didn't[/QUEER] -_-  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: RipperRoo on July 15, 2004, 11:24:34 PM
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[QUEER]Oh no you didn't[/QUEER] -_-
Ahaha, Gals queer. XD


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Lord Lanair on July 16, 2004, 03:16:47 AM
As long as we're sticking our asses in the air.... I nominate mole to go second!  LOL  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on July 16, 2004, 09:43:00 AM
*shoots self in the ass* aha new toy for the bondage cuboard *throws the gun to lanair*


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Lord Lanair on July 17, 2004, 08:07:48 AM
Er... ripper's third!

*shoots ripper in the ass*   :D


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Galmort on July 22, 2004, 05:52:52 AM
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Bufflehead9: i'm kinda pissed off
Bufflehead9: just so joo know
cyborghampster1: why?
cyborghampster1: cpirt
cyborghampster1: *court?
Bufflehead9: well, that adds to it...
cyborghampster1: then why
Bufflehead9: they sentenced me to pay her hospital bill and 200 hrs. community service. stupid fucktards
cyborghampster1: LOL HAH
cyborghampster1: wuts her hospital bill?
cyborghampster1: like a dollar
Bufflehead9: only about 200 dollars...it could be worse
cyborghampster1: LOL why 200?
Bufflehead9: cuz its a hospital what do you expect?
cyborghampster1: so the docter could touch her fast ass and crank one out?
Bufflehead9: i dono, they gotta use some sort of special tool. apparently i shot it at too close range, its deep
Bufflehead9: i dono
cyborghampster1: LOL hows it deep
Bufflehead9: well, i've got a powerful gun...
cyborghampster1: LOL
Bufflehead9: so its like 7 inches LOL
cyborghampster1: LOL DAMN
Bufflehead9: yea i know
Bufflehead9: they said there could have been some serious damage
Bufflehead9: and i'm like darn
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: LMAO
Bufflehead9: well seriously, i wouldnt've cared...
Bufflehead9: except it would've been bad for me
cyborghampster1: LOL
cyborghampster1: yeah LOL
Bufflehead9: so i dono, i gotta go clean urinals in a week
Bufflehead9: its fucked
cyborghampster1: wtf?

cyborghampster1: thats messed up
Bufflehead9: well, i mean, i have to go clean bathrooms
Bufflehead9: and its like park facilities that never get cleaned, its gonna suck
cyborghampster1: yeah LOL
Bufflehead9: and thats only for 2 hours UGH! 2 down, 298 to go my god
cyborghampster1: LOL


and the lie goes on :)  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on July 22, 2004, 11:42:08 AM
uhhh  :blink: 7 inches into the ass... on soem people that would be out the other side...BB's tend not to pierce the skin too  :rolleyes:  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Perdition on July 22, 2004, 12:25:25 PM
the fact that he/she/it still believed you after that is hilirious.   LOL  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Lord Lanair on July 23, 2004, 03:34:33 AM
I feel sorry for your... "cerebrally challenged" friend.  LOL

How long is this gonna go on for?  :P  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Stuf on July 23, 2004, 06:31:19 AM
damn austrailian, he will believe anything

plus i know Galmort in person


Title: Who knew?
Post by: matt_the_shark on July 23, 2004, 06:41:06 AM
/me tries to think if he knows stuf, but gets confused and takes a nap instead :P


Title: Who knew?
Post by: FragMaster1972 on July 23, 2004, 08:51:09 AM
why does that name sound familiar?  :unsure:  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Godfather on October 21, 2005, 06:13:39 PM
Ahh!


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on October 21, 2005, 07:12:35 PM
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*shoots self in the ass* aha new toy for the bondage cuboard *throws the gun to lanair*
ahaha! *blows the cobwebs away from the bondage cuboard* i missed you!!!! mwaahahah *tries to remember where the key is*


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 05:21:37 AM
Good old memories..


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Lord Lanair on October 22, 2005, 05:37:52 AM
:huh:

Of the bondage cupboard or the story...?  :blink:  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 06:26:30 AM
The story, I don't take part in your lame bondage activities.


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on October 22, 2005, 04:27:32 PM
*shoots GF with a BB gun* blasphemy!


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Galmort on October 22, 2005, 04:34:47 PM
dangit poiley why'd you bring this out? that was pretty retarded LOL...


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 06:30:02 PM
I could probably find more.

The age of reviving old topics is upon us!


Title: Who knew?
Post by: matt_the_shark on October 22, 2005, 07:42:34 PM
*takes another BB gun and shoots gf with it*

no reviving old topics for new people! *wags finger* :P


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on October 22, 2005, 07:45:33 PM
hehehe

i found the key, it was in the everythin-bad-proof safe, the one i stole and hid the mountains of cookies in


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 09:07:10 PM
If you shoot me one more time... I will revive every topic I can find! In any forum!


Title: Who knew?
Post by: RipperRoo on October 22, 2005, 09:50:56 PM
*Shoots Godfather*


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2005, 10:40:06 PM
all right, it's on


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on October 22, 2005, 11:32:59 PM
your so gonna get banned! im loving this


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Lord Lanair on October 23, 2005, 05:01:01 AM
Hehe... this is funny though!  LOL  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: underruler on October 23, 2005, 05:29:13 AM
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*takes another BB gun and shoots gf with it*
I would prefer if people called him Godfather or GD or something like that so I don't think you want to shoot your girlfriend.


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on October 23, 2005, 05:06:45 PM
yea i kept reading that and

HOLY FUCK!

you know with my spammer group limitations that should have taken me... 1 hour and 15 minutes to post that many times


...you know you get no post counts for posting in the temple  LOL  


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Godfather on October 23, 2005, 05:07:33 PM
That's why I posted here... I knew people would get pissed if I did it anywhere else.


Title: Who knew?
Post by: mole on October 23, 2005, 08:00:19 PM
if your gonna do it atleast do it tastefully. make your own thread and spam that to shit


Title: Who knew?
Post by: Godfather on October 23, 2005, 08:10:23 PM
Nah, I like this better.