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BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / No Pants Day!
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on: March 28, 2005, 11:46:03 PM
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Yes. I have found the most delightfully entertaining and absurd thing I am going to participate in ever via my favorite radio station. No Pants Day. What is No Pants Day? Its a day where you don't wear pants. (Or Trousers, for UK/England/whatever people.) No skirts. Just you without pants. www.nopantsday.com is the link for more information. Remember, No Pants Day is on May 6th this year. LOL |
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BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / Did Flight 77 really crash?
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on: March 23, 2005, 06:43:58 AM
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I was always curious about it too. I kept going: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WRECKAGE. A PLANE HIT A BUILDING, BUT WHERE THE HELL IS THE PLANE.
No one has yet adequately told me where the plane went.
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BPSITE / BPSITE Headquarters / Freakin'
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on: March 22, 2005, 01:43:51 AM
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cold weather is quite nice. although the cold I'm referring to is about 30 degress less than smi's idea of cold. Blasphemy! I'm used to like, -30 as cold. |
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BPSITE / Arts & Literature / A taste of what you're listening to...
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on: March 17, 2005, 05:03:51 AM
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The Statue Got Me High - They Might Be Giants
The statue got me high
The statue got me high
The monument of granite sent a beam into my eye
The statue made me die
The statue made me die
It took my hand it killed me and it turned me to the sky
The stone it called to me
(And now I see the things the stone has shown to me)
A rock that spoke a word
(An animated mineral it can be heard)
And though I once preferred a human being's company
They pale before the monolith that towers over me
The statue got me high
The statue got me high
The truth is where the sculptor's chisel chipped away the lie
The statue made me fry
The statue made me fry
My coat contained a furnace where there used to be a guy
The stone it called to me
(And now I see the things the stone has shown to me)
A rock that spoke a word
(An animated mineral it can be heard)
And as the screaming fire engine siren filled the air
The evidence had vanished from my charred and smoking chair
And what they found was just a statue
Standing where the statue got me high
And what they found was just a statue
Standing where the statue got me high
And now it is your turn
(Your turn to hear the stone and then your turn to burn)
The stone it calls to you
(You can't refuse to do the things it tells you to)
And as the screaming fire engine siren fills the air
The evidence will vanish from your charred and smoking chair
And what they found was just a statue
Standing where the statue got me high
And what they'll find is just a statue
Standing where the statue got you high
Till My Head Falls Off - They Might Be Giants
There were 87 Advil in the bottle now there's 30 left
I ate 47 so what happened to the other 10?
Why do you suspiciously change the subject and break my concentration
As I dump the bottle out and I count the Advil up again?
Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself
And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off
Hitting every pocket on my shirt, pants and overcoat
And I'm hitting them again but I don't know where I put my notes
Clearing my throat, and gripping the lectern I smile and face my audience
Clearing his throat and smiling with his hands on the bathroom sink
And when I lean my head against the frosted shower stall
I see stuff through the glass that I don't recognize at all
And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off
Though it may not be a long way off
I'm not done talking yet
I'm not done talking yet
And when I lean my head against the frosted shower stall
I see a broken figure silhouetted on the wall
And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off
Though it may not be a long way off
I won't be done until my head falls off
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BPSITE / Temple of Caliginosity / My Beeds > Your Beeds.
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on: March 16, 2005, 07:51:35 AM
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Too hot to handle, Too cold to hold says:
GOD SAFFY, ITS ALWAYS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BEEDS, ISN'T IT. ALWAYS YOUR BEEDS, NEVER ANYONE ELSES. WHATS SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT YOUR BEEDS THAN, SAY, MINE. xD This is mildly amusing.
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
YOUR BEEDS ARE STUPID AND INSECURE.
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
PUT THEM ON A STRING AND PUT THE STRING ON THE WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN YA DORK.
Too hot to handle, Too cold to hold says:
I cry.
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
Weep.
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
.. Bitch.
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
xD
Too hot to handle, Too cold to hold says:
OH NOES I CRUSH DA VIOLINZ PL.Z :|
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
:| sux
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
|: I AM BETTER THAN j00
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
me and my bckwards smileys
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
BACKWEARDSVUF,
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
xD
Too hot to handle, Too cold to hold says:
I'M A PROFESSIONAL... OF YO MOMMA. PWNZOR OMG LOLOOROFLLMAO
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
OMGNO J00 PW.N ME
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
I NOT N0.0B
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
*PW.N*HAHAHAHA
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
ALL UR BEED ARE MELONG TO BE
Too hot to handle, Too cold to hold says:
NO CUZ I SET UP DA BOM LO.LO
Too hot to handle, Too cold to hold says:
We have problems.
.:+ Saffire - 'Hito no kororo wa ai ni iyasarete yuku...' says:
Yes.
Edit: The censors KILLED PART OF THIS. >:|
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