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ha post 69 on a tri-sexual topic. it must have some signifiance :paranoid:

Dark Spam (Yay!) [ 6 ] [33.33%]
 Good Spam (BOOOO!) [ 2 ] [11.11%]
 No. Just no. [ 2 ] [11.11%]
 who the hell are they? [ 1 ] [5.56%]
 mole is mildy homosexual [ 7 ] [38.89%]

<Etaks> it not my fault LAV is A Gay pedofile
<Teh_Lav> Etaks.. don't make me lure ur little brother into my nest of horror

* Teh_Lav lures etaks little brother in to his basement
<Teh_Lav> may i add i'm also necrophile

* Teh_Lav forces 63525642786 miles of penis up Etaks's mouth
* Etaks wonders how LAv make a 2 inch dick that big

ripper:
Your life is about to have a major change... in bed?

firefairy:
O don't worry Ripper for you that would only be good. j/k j/k


ripper:

Please tell me i missread that...

fire:
o no. You just brought back to mind what SS said a While ago. *shivers*
What happens if I don't deny it

We do need Brothel's though.


"One of you're knights has just found out he has impregnated a wench!


You loose one man to drunkenness. He will recover in 4 days.



There may be the problem of him being forced to wed the wench. You will know within 3 days."

Il have you know, im a lesbian

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Dreamseaker99: oo can you get me a naked piccy of mole?

the habbit man!: but wot was ACTUALLY in it is between me and fire
History abhors a Paradox...: hardcore sex meeting?

Dreamseaker99: I can settle for a regular piccy but naked would be better

Dreamseaker99: you never said no to getting me a naked piccy :D

lets get it on SS  :cool:

Wakan Tanka: well you see i called Junts my bitch
Wakan Tanka: and it just evolved from there
Wants to be Xiahou Dun: ...
Wants to be Xiahou Dun: oh dear
Wakan Tanka: because i didnt know that walkies meant other things in America
Wakan Tanka: over here its what you say to a dog
Wakan Tanka: and the wet fur bit was because i said something along the lines of
Wakan Tanka: he likes his walkies, but not when its raining as his fur gets wet
Wants to be Xiahou Dun: rofl
Wants to be Xiahou Dun: you like getting Mikey wet eh
Wakan Tanka: no, he doesnt like being wet!
Wants to be Xiahou Dun: XD
Wakan Tanka: his fur gets matted
Wakan Tanka: and goes all manky
Wants to be Xiahou Dun: XD;;
Wakan Tanka: then hes not nice to stroke

<PangJin> dont make me pwn you with by whacking stick 
<PangJin> *my 
<He_Xiaou> You have a whacking stick?
<Nehiba> Please don't take your pants off
<He_Xiaou> Rofl.
<PangJin> lmao 
<Nehiba> It frightened the small children last time with the size.
<PangJin> o.O
<PangJin> children are scared of small stuff now? XD 
<Nehiba> And I'm not talking legnth wise =/
<Nehiba> Nah, Just extremly small stuff
<PangJin> LOL 
<Nehiba> I mean, Little Jimmy had one bigger
<Nehiba> And he's only 2
<Nehiba> Well half of it was a breadstick he glued on but it still counts

Waaaaaah Fire got me back into spamming. 

do you get off on spam, Ripper?

* Junts wonders how many times Pete will screw up whence the time comes to lose his virginity.
* Junts stops wondering suddenly.
<He_Xiaou> Junts: You just *know* it'll have to involve diagrams.

Theamazingrugman clutches his collar
Theamazingrugman: *whines*
Dreamseaker99:  LOL
Dreamseaker99: now why would you be clutching your collar hmm?
Theamazingrugman: Meep.
Dreamseaker99:  LOL
Theamazingrugman: *goes back to whimpering*
Dreamseaker99:  LOL
Theamazingrugman: Pwease dont hurt me Anna 
Dreamseaker99: why would I do that?
Theamazingrugman: *whimpers*

Theamazingrugman [3:37 PM]:  "slave give me back masage"
Theamazingrugman [3:37 PM]:  *gives Anna a back massage*

lmao. I've got many theories which one do you wanna hear? they are all complete bullshit but i have nothing better to come up with  I'll start with the cold one. *clears throat*

well as the weather gets colder its nateral human instint to try and plan a ways to stay warm. what better way than to have sex. so sex is on the brain and comes out in the forms of speech and other ways but hehehe lets not go there

than again sweat cools your body off so sex is really abad idea if your really cold hmmm

Huggling helps when you're cold!

*Glomps Anna*

*glomps matt*

*Bigger glomps than Anna's!*

Okay time for you guys to get a room.

*Thinks*

Hey, that aint such a bad idea, Thamior.

*Gets room*

*Invites Anna in*

*goes into room falls asleep on couch*

*Naps*

You guys are sleeping separately, right? 

*Naps with Anna*

You would be worried if we werent sleeping;).

Theamazingrugman: Anyway, im going to go and get warm
teh furry mole: :P
teh furry mole: :o
Dreamseaker99: lmao  XD
teh furry mole: seriously come over here im boiling
teh furry mole: i need to remove clothes
teh furry mole: some*
Dreamseaker99: ooooo 
Theamazingrugman: Rofl
teh furry mole: *slaps head* damn
Dreamseaker99: saves this
Theamazingrugman: you arent wearing any
teh furry mole: sargh!
teh furry mole: *covers self*
Theamazingrugman: LOL
Dreamseaker99: lmao aww don't do that
teh furry mole: *continues slapping*

Well then I guess I can't ask to touch your community chest. Um...wait! Did I just say that?! I thought I was just thinking it. Goddamnit.

Dreamseaker99: ripper wants to be our relationship counciler lmao
Theamazingrugman: uh
Theamazingrugman: what
Dreamseaker99: he is  being awefully strange
Dreamseaker99: I think he needs a hobby

As I look back I'm last, but not too late, Our legacy is a lesson in waste, Of things to come maybe just a taste.: *raises eyebrow*
Deity of Foot Brains: LOL
As I look back I'm last, but not too late, Our legacy is a lesson in waste, Of things to come maybe just a taste.: you what
Deity of Foot Brains: Dreamseaker99: can I tell him you want to be our relationship counsiler?
As I look back I'm last, but not too late, Our legacy is a lesson in waste, Of things to come maybe just a taste.: Dreamseaker99: ripper wants to be our relationship counciler lmao
As I look back I'm last, but not too late, Our legacy is a lesson in waste, Of things to come maybe just a taste.: I wanna know what you mean
Deity of Foot Brains: I was asking if you two were actually going out
Deity of Foot Brains: Dreamseaker99: its more involved than that 
Fullcookiejar: it is?
Dreamseaker99: mhm
Fullcookiejar: explain
Fullcookiejar: Im an agony aunt by the way
Deity of Foot Brains: which turned into that
Deity of Foot Brains: Dreamseaker99: lmao
Fullcookiejar: i am!
Fullcookiejar: Ive been sorting out peoples problems
Dreamseaker99: matt and I don't have problems that need sorting out
Fullcookiejar: yea you do
Fullcookiejar: you must do
Dreamseaker99: can I tell him you want to be our relationship counsiler?
Deity of Foot Brains: then that
As I look back I'm last, but not too late, Our legacy is a lesson in waste, Of things to come maybe just a taste.: fraid not
As I look back I'm last, but not too late, Our legacy is a lesson in waste, Of things to come maybe just a taste.: we seem to get on better with each passing day to be perfectly honest
Deity of Foot Brains: *groan*
Deity of Foot Brains: well if you have any troubles, you know who to turn to :)

Theamazingrugman: Deity of Foot Brains: well if you have any troubles, you know who to turn to :)
Theamazingrugman: agreed
Dreamseaker99: LOL and its not him
Theamazingrugman: nod
Dreamseaker99: he needs a puppy or something to occupy his brain
Theamazingrugman: rofl

Dreamseaker99:  Dreamseaker99 [4:44 PM]:  you have to much time on your hands occupy that time with something other than me and matt
   Fullcookiejar [4:44 PM]:  awwwww
   Fullcookiejar [4:44 PM]:  but im bored
Theamazingrugman: o.o
* Theamazingrugman goes to PM SS
Theamazingrugman: A new title is required for that boy
Dreamseaker99: LOL
Dreamseaker99: uh oh
Theamazingrugman: Bored into Voyuerism
Dreamseaker99: ROFL

NOOOOO! You're one of the few sane people here, you can't go!
   *ties Thamior to chair*

whoah SS getting a bit frisky there  *pulls up a chair and orders some pizza* this should be good

Whoawhoawhoa, BONDAGE!

On second thoughts... Tham, take me with you!
 
  *runs and jumps through window*

you know your not helping yourself.
 
 XD nah do it here so I can watch

You are quite aware that thats no better?

Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell. says:
was chris away too?
Deity of Foot Brains says:
no shit..
Deity of Foot Brains says:
and remember, you dont beleive in coincidence....
Deity of Foot Brains says:
 
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell. says:
damn. should have had a sex session... could have told me earlier

Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: no... they were too expensive
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: :<<
Deity of Foot Brains: awww
Deity of Foot Brains: enjoy Chris?
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: was chris away too?
Deity of Foot Brains: no shit..
Deity of Foot Brains: and remember, you dont beleive in coincidence....
Deity of Foot Brains: :P
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell.: damn. should have had a sex session... could have told me earlier
Deity of Foot Brains: XD

Deity of Foot Brains says:
get a nice bit of cock and bum fun?
Digital Life; Bio-mechanical hell. says:
no... they were too expensive

Rasberry world;Now closed; no refunds permitted, children under 8 must be kept on a leash, dogs get in free to a world near you. says:
*scratches head*
Peter says:
still havent decided whether you want sex yet?
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Rasberry world;Now closed; no refunds permitted, children under 8 must be kept on a leash, dogs get in free to a world near you. says:
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how old was that?
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LOL
Rasberry world;Now closed; no refunds permitted, children under 8 must be kept on a leash, dogs get in free to a world near you. says:
im not sure i havent finished it yet